2 Words. (in Contests)

QBOddBird April 7 2006 11:21 AM EDT

Come up with two words that are funny together. The prize is dependent upon how funny the winning entry is to me. ^_^

My two?

*Bast roffles

*snickers endlessly*

AdminShade April 7 2006 11:24 AM EDT

Oddish tickles

Gilgamesh2090 [NCB Shop] April 7 2006 11:27 AM EDT

eagerly moist

QBJohnnywas April 7 2006 11:28 AM EDT

Odd Bird

QBSefton [Black Cheetah Bazaar] April 7 2006 11:32 AM EDT

Battle Buddy

Maelstrom April 7 2006 11:37 AM EDT

Remember this one?

Johnnywas married.

QBBarzooMonkey April 7 2006 11:38 AM EDT

Odd brah

QBJohnnywas April 7 2006 11:39 AM EDT

Big brah.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 7 2006 11:50 AM EDT

Kumquat Lichtenstein

Caedmon [Revenge of the Forgers] April 7 2006 11:57 AM EDT

banned Jonathan.

Gothicknight April 7 2006 12:01 PM EDT

Ha Ha

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] April 7 2006 12:04 PM EDT

carp carnage

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] April 7 2006 2:08 PM EDT

no idea

A Bathing Ape April 7 2006 2:13 PM EDT

Michael Jackson.

maulaxe April 7 2006 2:13 PM EDT

OB city

imagine a town full of only fat, strange avian creatures... what would they all be doing?

YOU April 7 2006 2:17 PM EDT


maulaxe April 7 2006 2:29 PM EDT

can we enter more than once?

if so,

bulbous bouffant

Maelstrom April 7 2006 2:35 PM EDT

jumbo shrimp
veggie burger
American Idol

Kerowyn April 7 2006 3:01 PM EDT

wolly booger

Kerowyn April 7 2006 3:03 PM EDT

or woolly booger

QBPixel Sage April 7 2006 3:06 PM EDT

Bobble Head
Goat Cheese

chernobyl April 7 2006 3:21 PM EDT

Piano Keychain.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 7 2006 3:25 PM EDT

Woot! Barzoo! (say it with me, 'Birdie!)

Maelstrom April 7 2006 3:34 PM EDT

Or simply:

Bar zoo!

RAMPAGE April 7 2006 4:20 PM EDT

Military Intelligence

Maelstrom April 7 2006 5:32 PM EDT

RAMPAGE, that's the one I was trying to remember! :)

A Bathing Ape April 7 2006 5:40 PM EDT

Florida wins

YNM April 7 2006 5:44 PM EDT

Crack Monkey

{CB1}Lukeyman April 7 2006 5:52 PM EDT

Lukey Rules!

YNM April 7 2006 5:54 PM EDT

Umm no

Vaynard [Fees Dirt Cheap] April 7 2006 6:09 PM EDT

(don't hit me!)

"Woman Driver"

Or if you would like another instead, how about:

"Kitten Soup"

Or another one could be:

"Smells Purple"

That is all for now. Carry on.

YNM April 7 2006 6:12 PM EDT

Going off of vaynard....

"Bad crash"

QBOddBird April 7 2006 6:35 PM EDT

Yes, you can enter multiple times.

A few of these have me grinning - keep it up!

SNK3R April 7 2006 6:39 PM EDT

An inside joke to OB:

"Daddy's Photo"

[T]Vestax April 7 2006 7:36 PM EDT

Pronouncing SNK3R

YNM April 7 2006 9:35 PM EDT

Big Momma

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 7 2006 9:41 PM EDT

Mushu Dress

Ox [StephenMelinda Gates Fund] April 7 2006 9:41 PM EDT

Patti O'Furniture

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 7 2006 9:42 PM EDT

George Bush

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 7 2006 9:49 PM EDT

wedded bliss
electoral college

Pyro April 7 2006 10:04 PM EDT

honk honk
my manual

QBOddBird April 7 2006 10:27 PM EDT

hahaha...Pyro, no fair. You can't use inside jokes from real life!

*giggles at "honk honk"*

Rizz April 7 2006 10:28 PM EDT

Pussy Cat

Xiaz on Hiatus April 7 2006 10:48 PM EDT

Womanly Curvature
Heavenly Angle
Midget Giraffe
Combat Wombat
Synchronized Trimming

Hyrule Castle April 7 2006 11:06 PM EDT

some stupid country song...

honkeytonk badonkadonk

Hyrule Castle April 7 2006 11:07 PM EDT

some stupid country song...

honkeytonk badonkadonk

but of course the spell checker wont let this fly, as about 50% of my words are spelled incorrectly with that thing... oh well this should cover it.

Mem April 7 2006 11:08 PM EDT

Karate Monster

Kerowyn April 7 2006 11:09 PM EDT

monkey flux

chernobyl April 8 2006 3:34 AM EDT

Rubber Chicken.
Frog Baseball.
Richard Simmons.
Patchouli Deodorant.
Pigeon Laxative.

stabilo [Lonesome fighter] April 8 2006 4:40 AM EDT

Secure Windows

Gothicknight April 8 2006 4:46 AM EDT

Iron Brew

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 8 2006 5:17 AM EDT

Microsoft Works

Ranger agrees

Anarchy Rules

If I think of any more oxymorons I'll let you know ;P

char April 8 2006 10:45 AM EDT

American Idol

Odd Bird

Carnage Blender

Dad's gay

QBJohnnywas April 8 2006 11:01 AM EDT

Bast wrestling

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 8 2006 11:19 AM EDT

French Fries

QBOddBird April 8 2006 11:25 AM EDT

GentlemanLoser sober

*grins* couldn't help but add it myself. Anyways, there have been some good ones - keep going!

Phrede April 8 2006 11:34 AM EDT

throb Goblin

Kerowyn April 8 2006 12:25 PM EDT

captain winky ;)

Thraklight Resonance April 8 2006 1:22 PM EDT

Frigid Zone
frugal Monty
frutescent president
Bast bastinadoing

QBBarzooMonkey April 8 2006 4:05 PM EDT

inappropriate bumping

QBOddBird April 9 2006 9:31 AM EDT

Healthy Tan


Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 9 2006 9:52 AM EDT

Ringing Wall.

Sorry if that was stupid. Carry on, please.

AdminG Beee April 9 2006 11:03 AM EDT

Hangover cure

AdminG Beee April 9 2006 11:03 AM EDT

No, seriously!

AdminShade April 9 2006 11:04 AM EDT

free falling

AdminG Beee April 9 2006 11:08 AM EDT

Delirium Tremens

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 9 2006 11:13 AM EDT

1. Dropping crickets
2. Eerie toilets
3. Strange rocks

2 of them rhymed. lol

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] April 9 2006 10:49 PM EDT

1.) Fresh Beer
2.) Diet McDonald's
3.) Hot-water Heater

Tenchi Muyo April 9 2006 10:59 PM EDT

1) Accidentally decapitated

Ex: He had a great shot at becoming president until he brutally accidentally decapitated himself while combing his hair.

6h057 April 9 2006 11:10 PM EDT

Soup Nazi

Since I saw that infamous Seinfeld episode, when I hear the word "Nazi", I can't refrain a little grin from spawning on my face...

Rizz April 9 2006 11:35 PM EDT

Freedom Fries

A Bathing Ape April 9 2006 11:35 PM EDT

no soup for you!!

Hyrule Castle April 9 2006 11:37 PM EDT

kill whitey

from black sheep of course with chris farley... very funny i thought

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 10 2006 12:50 AM EDT

Mistaken bumps.

A Bathing Ape April 10 2006 1:36 AM EDT

cutest fetus.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 10 2006 5:35 AM EDT

Aye Carumba!

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 10 2006 6:03 AM EDT

Crikey bomb!

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 10 2006 7:47 AM EDT

Oh, yeah, another one.

Ramp Age.


Rizz April 10 2006 8:55 AM EDT

Supersize Me

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 10 2006 2:11 PM EDT

- holy schnike!
- Mr. T
- Get-out-of-jail-free card!
- Master Shake
- Brain's World (He finally took over!)
- My myspace (my my my my myspace) (How do you say it?)
- Holy Batman!
- Candy Coated
- Milk Chocolate
- Carnage Blender
- Freshman Fifteen
- Subway Jared


smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 10 2006 2:12 PM EDT

doh, forgot, its in my account pic.....

Divine Intervention!!!

QBsutekh137 April 10 2006 2:16 PM EDT

Banana chicanery.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 10 2006 2:52 PM EDT

might as well spray it,

- Chris Farley

Rizz April 10 2006 2:54 PM EDT

Chocolate Thunder!

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 10 2006 2:56 PM EDT

sugarless candy

BootyGod April 10 2006 2:58 PM EDT

odd bird
giant midget
twinkie light
black light
ground beef
little giant
drama llama
super duper
he man
darn skippy
dancing flames
Jon athon
hmmm and
giant bugs
sup doc

Okay I think I am out of reasonable ones. I will post and others I think of that aren't completely lame

QBOddBird April 10 2006 4:00 PM EDT

bahahaha, one of the most recent ones made me laugh aloud.....keep going, this is starting to get fairly good. Try to think of words that are funny together, not necessarily just words that work together.

Bouncy Bobbles. *grins* That's another of my favorites.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 10 2006 4:09 PM EDT

Cubs Win!

QBsutekh137 April 10 2006 4:24 PM EDT

Digital analog
Dribbly ambivalence
Indefatigable fracas
Precarious juxtaposition
Iconic brevity
Superfluous melancholy
Harmless idolatry
Generous dollop
Ignominious hubris
Transcendental depravity
Crisis attrition
Sober muse
Drunk ennui
Two words

Meaningless list

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 10 2006 5:06 PM EDT

Rosy Flatulence

drudge April 10 2006 6:20 PM EDT

truthiness shuttlecock

rufen April 10 2006 6:28 PM EDT

Kalabunga Calamari
Spam Spewing
George Bush
Masonry Mattresses

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] April 10 2006 6:53 PM EDT

me rules

BootyGod April 10 2006 7:32 PM EDT

Rufen WinS!!!! lol George Bush.... just better hope OB ain't a fan.

{CB1}Lukeyman April 10 2006 7:37 PM EDT

CM Ban


Rizz April 10 2006 7:37 PM EDT

50 Cent

BootyGod April 10 2006 7:39 PM EDT

ahhh I do not know. Rufen's was awfully good... but Cutest's was just incredible. It is down to the OB man. Which do you prefer? Political or Emotional humor?

QBsutekh137 April 10 2006 7:50 PM EDT

C. Something else entirely.

Rizz April 10 2006 7:53 PM EDT

Dick Chaney

Rizz April 10 2006 7:56 PM EDT

and actually, darkdemon posted george bush before rufen..

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 10 2006 8:48 PM EDT

Bus whacked. =P

good ol]Newmcyo April 10 2006 8:48 PM EDT

military intelligence

rufen April 10 2006 9:05 PM EDT

Conan Skirt
Thundercats Forever
Doggy Landmine
Turkey Greece
Hooligan Shenanigans

Rizz April 10 2006 9:06 PM EDT

Hey Guys!

QBOddBird April 10 2006 10:03 PM EDT

Heh, several of them have been mentioned twice - I don't expect people to read through the entire thread before posting. ~_^

And so far, neither political nor emotional humour have been what brought the greatest smiles to my face.

I'm starting to have difficulty deciding which one is best, though. There may have to be a 2nd/3rd place if there are too many more *truly* funny ones.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 10 2006 10:46 PM EDT

hershey squirt!

also means another funny two words:

Heavy Poopage!

QBOddBird April 10 2006 10:50 PM EDT


Those of you in room Bag Over Head will know why smallpau1 just won with no contest with "hershey squirt" - I am dying laughing!

[OB]OddBird (Cowfish) {cb1}smallpau1
(/\quaTeenHungerForce) $100000 10:49 PM EDT

QBsutekh137 April 10 2006 11:24 PM EDT

Newcmyo pays.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 11 2006 12:21 AM EDT

i wanna know what the reason i won was for, lol, i know it was funny, but i wonder what made you decide that one, lol.

Thanks OB!

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 11 2006 12:23 AM EDT

Offal entry! Potty humor!

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 11 2006 4:37 AM EDT

Bird week.
Chocolate mouse.

(Is this contest still up?) =P

BootyGod April 11 2006 2:05 PM EDT

Why are you all in my room Bag Over Head? Yes its mine I created it when I started with dramallama lol.

QBOddBird April 11 2006 3:05 PM EDT

Yes, the contest is over.

Bast, you make potty humor when noone is looking.

Godwolf, I went in there to chat in a free-er environment for a little while with Ranger and a few others. We took your room over and made it ours. *evil laugh*

BootyGod April 11 2006 5:25 PM EDT

It will always be mine. The bag is of a special wolf/llama make and only truly fits me. Beware when trying to get your swollen head under it ;)

{CB1}Bio April 12 2006 9:23 PM EDT

french victory :)
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