2 Words. (in Contests)

Come up with two words that are funny together. The prize is dependent upon how funny the winning entry is to me. ^_^


My two?

*Bast roffles



*snickers endlessly*

Oddish tickles

eagerly moist

Odd Bird

Battle Buddy

Remember this one?

Johnnywas married.

Odd brah

Big brah.

Kumquat Lichtenstein

banned Jonathan.

Ha Ha

carp carnage

no idea

Michael Jackson.

OB city


imagine a town full of only fat, strange avian creatures... what would they all be doing?

[Forge]_YOU

can we enter more than once?

if so,

bulbous bouffant
:D

jumbo shrimp
veggie burger
American Idol

wolly booger

or woolly booger

Bobble Head
Goat Cheese

Piano Keychain.

Woot! Barzoo! (say it with me, 'Birdie!)

Or simply:

Bar zoo!

Military Intelligence

RAMPAGE, that's the one I was trying to remember! :)

Florida wins

Crack Monkey

Lukey Rules!

Umm no

(don't hit me!)

"Woman Driver"


Or if you would like another instead, how about:

"Kitten Soup"

Or another one could be:

"Smells Purple"

That is all for now. Carry on.

Going off of vaynard....


"Bad crash"

Yes, you can enter multiple times.

A few of these have me grinning - keep it up!

An inside joke to OB:

"Daddy's Photo"

Pronouncing SNK3R

Big Momma

Mushu Dress

Patti O'Furniture

George Bush

wedded bliss
electoral college

honk honk
my manual

hahaha...Pyro, no fair. You can't use inside jokes from real life!

*giggles at "honk honk"*

Pussy Cat

Womanly Curvature
Heavenly Angle
Midget Giraffe
Combat Wombat
Synchronized Trimming

some stupid country song...

honkeytonk badonkadonk

some stupid country song...

honkeytonk badonkadonk

but of course the spell checker wont let this fly, as about 50% of my words are spelled incorrectly with that thing... oh well this should cover it.

Karate Monster

monkey flux

Rubber Chicken.
Frog Baseball.
Richard Simmons.
Patchouli Deodorant.
Pigeon Laxative.

Secure Windows

Iron Brew

Microsoft Works

Ranger agrees

Anarchy Rules

If I think of any more oxymorons I'll let you know ;P

American Idol

Odd Bird

Carnage Blender

Dad's gay

Bast wrestling

French Fries

GentlemanLoser sober


*grins* couldn't help but add it myself. Anyways, there have been some good ones - keep going!

throb Goblin

captain winky ;)

Frigid Zone
frugal Monty
frutescent president
Bast bastinadoing

inappropriate bumping

Healthy Tan

^_^

Ringing Wall.

Sorry if that was stupid. Carry on, please.

Hangover cure

No, seriously!

free falling

Delirium Tremens

1. Dropping crickets
2. Eerie toilets
3. Strange rocks

2 of them rhymed. lol

1.) Fresh Beer
2.) Diet McDonald's
3.) Hot-water Heater

1) Accidentally decapitated

Ex: He had a great shot at becoming president until he brutally accidentally decapitated himself while combing his hair.

Soup Nazi

Since I saw that infamous Seinfeld episode, when I hear the word "Nazi", I can't refrain a little grin from spawning on my face...

Freedom Fries

no soup for you!!

kill whitey

from black sheep of course with chris farley... very funny i thought

Mistaken bumps.

cutest fetus.

Aye Carumba!

Crikey bomb!

Oh, yeah, another one.

Ramp Age.

*snickers*

Supersize Me

- holy schnike!
- Mr. T
- Get-out-of-jail-free card!
- Master Shake
- Brain's World (He finally took over!)
- My myspace (my my my my myspace) (How do you say it?)
- Holy Batman!
- Candy Coated
- Milk Chocolate
- Carnage Blender
- Freshman Fifteen
- Subway Jared

lol

doh, forgot, its in my account pic.....

Divine Intervention!!!

Banana chicanery.

might as well spray it,

- Chris Farley

Chocolate Thunder!

sugarless candy

odd bird
giant midget
twinkie light
black light
ground beef
little giant
drama llama
super duper
he man
darn skippy
dancing flames
Jon athon
hmmm and
giant bugs
sup doc

Okay I think I am out of reasonable ones. I will post and others I think of that aren't completely lame

bahahaha, one of the most recent ones made me laugh aloud.....keep going, this is starting to get fairly good. Try to think of words that are funny together, not necessarily just words that work together.

Bouncy Bobbles. *grins* That's another of my favorites.

Cubs Win!

Digital analog
Dribbly ambivalence
Indefatigable fracas
Precarious juxtaposition
Iconic brevity
Superfluous melancholy
Harmless idolatry
Generous dollop
Ignominious hubris
Transcendental depravity
Crisis attrition
Sober muse
Drunk ennui
Two words


Meaningless list

Rosy Flatulence

truthiness shuttlecock

Kalabunga Calamari
Spam Spewing
George Bush
Masonry Mattresses

me rules

Rufen WinS!!!! lol George Bush.... just better hope OB ain't a fan.

CM Ban

:p

50 Cent

ahhh I do not know. Rufen's was awfully good... but Cutest's was just incredible. It is down to the OB man. Which do you prefer? Political or Emotional humor?

C. Something else entirely.

Dick Chaney

and actually, darkdemon posted george bush before rufen..

Bus whacked. =P

military intelligence

Conan Skirt
Thundercats Forever
Doggy Landmine
Turkey Greece
Hooligan Shenanigans

Hey Guys!

Heh, several of them have been mentioned twice - I don't expect people to read through the entire thread before posting. ~_^

And so far, neither political nor emotional humour have been what brought the greatest smiles to my face.

I'm starting to have difficulty deciding which one is best, though. There may have to be a 2nd/3rd place if there are too many more *truly* funny ones.

hershey squirt!

also means another funny two words:

Heavy Poopage!

hahahahahahahaha

Those of you in room Bag Over Head will know why smallpau1 just won with no contest with "hershey squirt" - I am dying laughing!


[OB]OddBird (Cowfish) 206.148.180.50 {cb1}smallpau1
(/\quaTeenHungerForce) $100000 10:49 PM EDT

Newcmyo pays.

i wanna know what the reason i won was for, lol, i know it was funny, but i wonder what made you decide that one, lol.

Thanks OB!

Offal entry! Potty humor!

Bird week.
Chocolate mouse.

(Is this contest still up?) =P

Why are you all in my room Bag Over Head? Yes its mine I created it when I started with dramallama lol.

Yes, the contest is over.

Bast, you make potty humor when noone is looking.

Godwolf, I went in there to chat in a free-er environment for a little while with Ranger and a few others. We took your room over and made it ours. *evil laugh*

It will always be mine. The bag is of a special wolf/llama make and only truly fits me. Beware when trying to get your swollen head under it ;)

french victory :)