Happiness is....a contest..... (in Contests)

QBJohnnywas September 27 2006 2:32 PM EDT

Ok, 100k to the person who comes up with the ending to the statement that impresses me most. And by impress, it could be moving, funny, intelligent or anything.

So, Happiness Is.........?

(Keep it PG! And, any donations to the pot will be welcomed.... ;) )

PirateKing September 27 2006 2:36 PM EDT

So, Happiness Is............

.....subjective. 100 different people will give 100 different answers.

PirateKing September 27 2006 2:37 PM EDT

How many times can one enter?

QBJohnnywas September 27 2006 2:39 PM EDT

As many entries as you like! If I get enough entries I'll keep it running a while....

PirateKing September 27 2006 2:44 PM EDT


AdminNightStrike September 27 2006 2:45 PM EDT

....finding a pencil....

AdminShade September 27 2006 2:49 PM EDT

Happiness is finding soulmates.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 27 2006 2:51 PM EDT

Happiness is a worn down enter key


...a warm bed and a cold pillow

...biting someone you love

...Spam musubi

...the moment after you stop hiking, and are sitting there breathing hard...

Brakke Bres [Ow man] September 27 2006 2:52 PM EDT

Happiness is....

finding a morg in the store

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 27 2006 3:04 PM EDT

Happiness Is.........

Just finishing gaffa taping your wifes mouth shut! ;)

That stuffed feeling after spending an hour eating crispy aromatic duck at your local 'all you can eat' Chinese buffet.

Watching a couple of coppers drag that loud loutish yob away.

The male member.

Finding a heartbeat on your thrid scan after two miscarriages.

Maelstrom September 27 2006 3:27 PM EDT

Happiness is a well stocked beer fridge!

And apparently, happiness is also new socks (don't ask me!)

BootyGod September 27 2006 3:35 PM EDT

Happiness is everything that makes a person smile.

Happiness is not caring what anyone else thinks.

Happiness is taking a 60 mil paperweight and chucking in onto a 1 MPR farm.

Happiness is becoming who you are.

Happiness is meeting a new friend.

Happiness is finding someone who will never judge you.

Happiness is finding a friend you had once lost.

Happiness is being forgived by someone you once cared about.

[The Wretched]Freekie [Lower My Fees] September 27 2006 3:52 PM EDT

Happiness is finding something to make you happy... LAME!!!!

QBBarzooMonkey September 27 2006 3:53 PM EDT

Happiness is...

...a bowl of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch for breakfast

..."Lego Star Wars" on a rainy Sunday morning with a five-year-old "Player 2"

...the whole-body-shaking, happy-dog-butt-wiggle you get in response to "who's a good doggy?"

...Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts and Dunkin' Donuts coffee

Happiness is "the latest MRI and test results came back normal - see you in 3 months".


Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] September 27 2006 4:40 PM EDT

for an ant eater...finding the meat in a pile of dirt.
for a dog .....finding something that reeks real nice to roll in.
for a cat......finding a good patch of catnip.
for a young mom....a babies harty laugh from the first sight of a wooly caterpillar.
for me.....banging hard on some B.A.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] September 27 2006 4:41 PM EDT

Happiness is a Paul Whitehouse comedy


QBOddBird September 27 2006 4:42 PM EDT

Happiness is.....the feeling of quiet relief after you barely made it to the bathroom.

Happiness is....the feeling of finishing your test first and watching those other losers sit there and rack their brains.

Happiness is....not going in for the test at all, then finding out it was moved to another day.

Happiness is....Tax Refunds!

Happiness is....eating doughnuts and drinking Code Red.

Happiness is....giving man-hugs to frightened homophobic strangers.

Happiness is....realizing that there *IS* one more Pop-Tart in the box.

Happiness is....getting the last carton of milk at the store when yours just went sour.

Happiness is....when cute little kids run up to you out of nowhere and say 'Hey Mister!'

Happiness is....sending pictures of yourself to Beee's wife. 0=)

Happiness is....awarding Johnnywas the OPEASTCEOTD Award.

Happiness is....winning this contest in just one post.

Happiness is....discovering that you have *JUST* enough cash to finish buying all your BA for your NCB.

Happiness is....trotting into the Weapons store and finding a ton of Exp. Shot.

Happiness is....using UC for a long time and then it gets a buff.

I think that's all I've got right now.

Brakke Bres [Ow man] September 27 2006 5:25 PM EDT

Happiness is......
winning this contest?

Tyriel [123456789] September 27 2006 6:06 PM EDT

Happiness is that tingly feeling you get inside you (which is caused by various electrical pulses sent through the brain) when something that you have been striving to achieve has finally been placed into your grasp through your own power and will, and is often also present when you are around people that you consider friends, and are in a state of emotional completeness that only surfaces when you are satisfied with the material and emotional substances that you currently have in your life.

Or, if you're like me, happiness is having no life.

Whichever you prefer.

BootyGod September 27 2006 6:09 PM EDT

Happiness is copying and pasting happiness is.

Happiness is learning to trust.

Happiness is making the change to your strat that lets you beat that ONE character you never could before.

Happiness is a MgS and ToA on one minion.

Happiness is a MgS and ToA on ALL minions.

Happiness is perfect silence one every month or so.

Happiness is learning what the heck a derivative is.

Happiness is Chrismas Dinner on Tuesday =D.

Happiness is finding a new game.

Happiness is wishing this contest was created earlier!

Happiness is owning a friend with a wiffle ball bat.

Happiness is when that friend is 6'4.

Happiness is a watching a shmancy Brit swallow a cucumber sandwich.

Happiness is hoping chappy won't kick me out of his loverly clan.

Happiness is having Henk offer to let him in his if it DOES happen.

Brakke Bres [Ow man] September 27 2006 6:18 PM EDT

Happiness is.....
Having GW in the clan with me!

IndependenZ September 27 2006 6:20 PM EDT

Hospital Happiness
U.S. patent issued in 2000

Ever feel exposed to the world when you wear a hospital gown? Our inventor says; "As most medical patient's are all too acutely aware, all hospital style gowns have rear openings seemingly designed to maximize the potential for embarrassment due to the virtually unavoidable exposure of the patient's buttock area while wearing such a gown." Ahem, well said.

We say, cleavage be gone with the new Hospital Happiness modesty flap! Freshly patented for the new millennium, patients can now easily avoid embarrassing medical moments while doctors and nurses performing procedures can simply flip the flap. While we make fun of this unflappable attire, we will be the first in line to request our own Hospital Happiness.

Totally Absurd Inventions! America's Goofiest Patents!

IndependenZ September 27 2006 6:38 PM EDT

Happiness is....nothing more than good health and a bad memory. ~Albert Schweitzer

Happiness is....having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ~George Burns

Happiness is....when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. ~Mahatma Gandhi

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. ~Oscar Levant

Happiness is....an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. ~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, "Emotions"

When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness. ~Nicole Kidman, in The Scotsman

AdminG Beee September 27 2006 6:52 PM EDT

Happiness is www.google.com

Western society takes its concept of happiness, at least in part, from the Greek concept of Eudaimonia. Eudaimonia(Greek: insert weird characters here) is a classical Greek word commonly translated as 'happiness'. Etymologically, it consists of the word "eu" ("good" or "well being") and "daimon" ("spirit" or "minor deity", used by extension to mean one's lot or fortune). Although popular usage of the term happiness refers to a state of mind, related to joy or pleasure, eudaimonia rarely describes a state of mind, and the less subjective "human flourishing" is therefore currently preferred as a translation.

In modern western society, especially in North America, it is widely believed that happiness is attained through being successful, healthy, and having a beautiful family; creating monetary wealth; being physically attractive even through old age; and maintaining one's intelligence and wit. Some of these are not supported by empirical evidence; for example, money does not appear to increase happiness, and having children does not on average increase or decrease happiness. Health, however, has a strong impact on happiness.

As well, a portion of the population believes that happiness is achieved by following the latest cultural fads, such as keeping one's clothes in fashion or keeping them in fashion as much as humanly possible, going to the latest clubs, restaurants or bars, buying consumer products seen as trendy or cool, or changing a hair style so that it is current. However, most people disagree with these preceding ideals because they consider them too superficial, consumerist and unsatisfying.

For Americans, the happy or ideal life is sometimes referred to as the American dream, which can be seen as the idea that any goal can be attained through sufficient hard work and determination, birth and privilege notwithstanding. While many artists, writers, scholars, and religious leaders can and do consider their work to fall within the American dream, it is usually thought of as relating to financial success. Writers such as Horatio Alger promoted this idea, and many writers, such as Arthur Miller, criticized it.

In developing nations factors such as hunger, disease, crime, corruption, and warfare can decrease happiness and research shows that people in developing nations on average rate themselves as less happy than people in developed nations.

QBOddBird September 27 2006 6:56 PM EDT

Happiness is....filling a pump-gun with hot-chocolate powder, then firing at an unsuspecting person.

Happiness is....being the winner of a wiffleball throwing contest. (We did this today. I throw wiffleballs at a velocity of 23.7 m/s. Physics.)

Happiness is....dancing with a beautiful woman in front of a large audience.

Happiness is....seeing BBQ's name appear in chat. ~_^

Happiness is....watching SNK3R and DAWG hit numbers in the billions with their massive arrows.

Happiness is....pretty much big numbers in general, on CB.

Happiness is....proving everyone wrong on the curve of UC growth.

Happiness is....winning 5M in bets about said curve.

Happiness is....finding a dollar in your pocket unexpectedly.

Happiness is....digging a little deeper and finding a twenty, too.

Happiness is....often defined in the 'Peanuts' comic strip.

Happiness is....lying out in the sun, completely calm, completely peaceful, and just letting your mind be at rest every once in a while.

Happiness is....when the woman of your dreams is excited to see you every day. ~_^

Happiness is....being satisfied with life.

Happiness is....having a good sense of humor.

Happiness is....experienced by your tummy after eating lunch at Donna Ruth's.

Happiness is....A word that starts with a Hap and ends with a Piness.

Happiness is....getting away with pranks.

Happiness is....having your cake and eating it too.

Happiness is....having some pie instead of dumb old cake.

Happiness is....playing Tennis and sucking at it, looking awkward, but having fun anyways.

Happiness is....finding just what you are looking for, on sale, 75% off.

Happiness is....having a Psychology test in 2 hours, but not worrying about it because it is open book.

I'll try to do some more later.

BootyGod September 27 2006 6:56 PM EDT

Happiness is having the new nick name of... "wooly"

AdminG Beee September 27 2006 7:09 PM EDT

Happiness is knowing I was right all along and the voices really are there !

BootyGod September 27 2006 7:16 PM EDT

Happiness is finding out G finally acknowledged the truth.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] September 27 2006 7:43 PM EDT

Happiness Is...a couple of gold wires an open cranium and an extra micro volt or two.
Happiness Is...A cream pie ,deniablity,and an empty face.
Happiness Is...A fish on.
Happiness Is...When chat turns bizzare.
Happiness Is...A woman that smells like pizza and has one to share.
Happiness Is...A hockey stick in the face but scoring anyway.
Happiness Is...Finally breathing again after having the breath knocked out of you.
Happiness Is...A carp to SNK3R ??
Happiness Is...Being satisfied for a while that you have enough of these.

BootyGod September 27 2006 7:56 PM EDT

Happiness is giving happiness to Slash

/me carps SNK3R

rawellivan September 27 2006 10:09 PM EDT

Happiness is what u make of it. It can be from anything. U can get it from eating a sandwich or smoking a cigarette...it can come from anywhere ...all long as it makes u happy...then it is what u make it...

Happiness is the feeling of ur girl in ur arms sleeping.... watching her breath slowly and wondering how u got her and realizing that she is the only one u want...

Happiness is found in that moment u realize that Ur in love....

Happiness is something that is always sought for...

Happiness is one thing that is always talked about but rarely experienced....

Thraklight Resonance September 27 2006 10:23 PM EDT

Happiness is a Lisa Germano album and a Grant Lee Buffalo song.

AdminNightStrike September 27 2006 10:50 PM EDT

In case my reference was lost to the masses, here it is:





QBOddBird September 28 2006 1:59 AM EDT

Happiness is....being able to beat that 4 minion team with a wall b/c your UC can (barely) hit through it. =)

QBJohnnywas September 28 2006 6:18 AM EDT

Happiness is a warm bump!

(Happiness is not getting into work and finding that your team are all on holiday or sick and finding that you have an urgent job to achieve by Friday. Happiness is definitely not the prospect of being in the office until 11pm tonight.......)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] September 28 2006 6:27 AM EDT

Happiness is......

having the feeling after you had a good nights rest

Happiness is.....

Sleeping in to late and getting breakfast in bed!

QBOddBird September 28 2006 6:42 AM EDT

Happiness is....blackmailing your sick coworkers into coming into work anyways and helping you finish a job!

Happiness is....finally getting away from that guy with awful breath.

Happiness is....a gigantic container of peanut-butter filled pretzels.

Happiness is....a big, cute, loveable, huggable, fluffy...porcupine!

Wasp [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] September 28 2006 7:04 AM EDT

Happiness is a feeling that never lasts as long as it should.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] September 28 2006 10:37 AM EDT

Happiness Is...Henk Bres singing a pirate song,( Is there one in dutch?)
Happiness Is...An XX mind in a PG world and a little devil ment.
Happiness Is...A CB contest.
Happiness Is...buttered rum life savers.
Happiness Is...Italian Poutine and a lot of room to put it.
Happiness Is...A garbage bag of free Sci-Fi.
Happiness Is...Getting something you where going to buy new at a yard sale for next to nothing.
Happiness Is...The 2 times my ,car horn inside the car hooked up to the brake light, joke has worked.(the ground is the hard part)
Happiness Is...The one time my bicycle tube tied on the exhaust and stuck under one back tire so it feels like you had a blow out Joke worked.( I had some major giggles on both of those. )

PirateKing September 28 2006 10:37 AM EDT

Happiness is seeing my original post about what happiness is being proven correct. :P

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] September 28 2006 10:49 AM EDT

Happiness is ... a daily :)
Happiness is ... tennis sweat.
Happiness is ... a 2-hour pedicure.
Happiness is ... a wake-up burble.
Happiness is ... an erudite polymath.
Happiness is ... a self-balancing checkbook.
Happiness is ... winning the daily quiz, even on a slow day. (Ha! Take that!)
Happiness is ... stealing 'Fex's Russian bride right out from under his nose.
Happiness is ... a rest area on the tollway that _isn't_ full of Notre Dame or Penn fans.
Happiness is ... "Anything for you, Princess".
Happiness is ... an easy :D
Happiness is ... a little dash through the flower beds in a 2 a.m. summer rain.
Happiness is ... not losing the keys to the rental and finding the remote still works.
Happiness is ... not _brown_ Brooks.
Happiness is ... getting back in the damn boat.
Happiness is ... the death of Swamp Thing.
Happiness is ... served with extra marshmallows.
Happiness is ... sleeping late and leaving early.
Happiness is ... left and a little south of there.
Happiness is ... sporty hands. Deft, even.
Happiness is ... not on sale at Walmart.
Happiness is ... 10-year-old Levi's.
Happiness is ... bedtime.
Happiness is ... Americana's Fall Friday nights.
Happiness is ... getting up in time for the Gospel According to Tim.
Happiness is ... sleeping 'til it's time to go back to the couch for noon kick-offs.
Happiness is ... couching through Sunday afternoon.
Happiness is ... taking Monday off, to couch through Sunday night.
Happiness is ... couching through Monday night, even if you have to work Tuesday.
Happiness is ... at times .... exquisite.
Happiness is ... "I win."
Happiness is ... surprise mail.
Happiness is ... 2893.6 miles and a week off to sing along.
Happiness is ... quiet moments and shared breathing.
Happiness is ... new shoes, even the ones that pinch.
Happiness is ... old shoes, that don't.
Happiness is ... a 2-hour breakfast, in hats.
Happiness is ... 5-minutes of sandwich-&-milk, in bed.
Happiness is ... a World Cup-quality "YESSSSS!!!!"
Happiness is ... redefining family, lately.
Happiness is ... a good red.
Happiness is ... talking like grown-ups.
Happiness is ... warm creme brulee.
Happiness is ... the light, soft sighs.
Happiness is ... the heavier ones, too.
Happiness is ... a 2-hour massage, either way, really.
Happiness is ... discovering the song that fits.
Happiness is ... discovering the one who does, too.
Happiness is ... ceding the management of my reading list to someone else.
Happiness is ... having a houseboy for the ironing.
Happiness is ... a geographically-convenient Bikram studio.
Happiness is ... at the very least, knowing 4 more years is a Constitutional impossibility.
Happiness is ... breakfast in bed.
Happiness is ... letting it get cold.
Happiness is ... weirdly dehydrating, quite frankly.
Happiness is ... the application of the drive-thru window to coffee shops.
Happiness is ... lite whip.
Happiness is ... flourishing somewhere, right now.
Happiness is ... having one voice.
Happiness is ... good dairy.
Happiness is ... floatiless beverages.
Happiness is ... finding out that's not really how scones are supposed to be.
Happiness is ... 6'1". Really. I give in.
Happiness is ... the first snow.
Happiness is ... phone voice.
Happiness is ... no Oscar Mayer for Oscar Mayer.
Happiness is ... discovering the real reason, and it's a good one, for ALL-CAP COMMUNICATION.
Happiness is ... not what you think it is, over at bash. .
Happiness is ... a shared definition of Happiness.
Happiness is ... sometimes the hang-over from laughing too hard. Of course, sometimes pregnant is what you get from laughing too hard. The line is a fine one.
Happiness is ... when someone remembers to feed Basil, for Basil.
Happiness is ... odorless broccoli, some day.
Happiness is ... having an Eliza day.
Happiness is ... an impressively 17th-century dining room table.
Happiness is ... the prolificity of Neal Stephenson.
Happiness is ... making up words.
Happiness is ... just knowing that someone is thinking of you.
Happiness is ... also when that someone doesn't work for the DoD or the NSA or the Gambinos or Jerry Springer.
Happiness is ... sometimes Queen, sometimes Puccini.
Happiness is ... strawberry shortcake and a little "Buckle up, Buttercup!".
Happiness is ... rarely not-at-all ladylike.
Happiness is ... going on 15 years, now.
Happiness is ... when your face hurts, even at the risk of pregnancy.
Happiness is ... getting caught at the dining room table.
Happiness is ... La Perla.
Happiness is ... holding on.
Happiness is ... not having to.
Happiness is ... letting go.
Happiness is ... daring.
Happiness is ... belonging.
Happiness is ... deeply, completely, perfectly mine.
Happiness is ... more often than not the result of a profound sort of gratitude.
Happiness is ... mad typing skills, enhanced by chocolate martinis.
Happiness is ... a keen appreciation for the dynamics of power.
Happiness is ... a good argument.
Happiness is ... sometimes shockingly weak-in-the-knees.
Happiness is ... both an event and a state-of-being.
Happiness is ... training 7, or so, things per minion and buying your first DCM!
Happiness is ... a Dove bar -- not that kind, the other kind.
Happiness is ... a Dove shower -- not that kind, the other kind.
Happiness is ... Neighbor Brent and Co. laying off the locker-room aromas.
Happiness is ... the Oracle of the Botcheck. man//paws
Happiness is ... an official, national concern in only one country.
Happiness is ... going nowhere and coming home.
Happiness is ... when it's the programmers' problem.
Happiness is ... a benefit of the medium.
Happiness is ... overcoming the limitations of the medium.
Happiness is ... one big surprise!
Happiness is ... an inability to answer this question comprehensively.
Happiness is ... an inability to answer this question and keep it PG.
Happiness is ... a cashew. Who'd have thought?
Happiness is ... high thread count or cotton weight, usually.
Happiness is ... discovering the tonier accents.
Happiness is ... knowing Galileo was _right!_.
Happiness is ... the O.O or :-o face, and deservedly so!
Happiness is ... innocently, yet shockingly, surprising.
Happiness is ... in the "L"-words. Luxurious, langorous, lazily, lackadaisical, lethargic, languid, loll, lounge, lick, leprechaun.
Happiness is ... a word starting with "h" and ending in "y". Two syllables.
Happiness is ... not will-peel-the-paint-off-the-walls perfumes, ladies.
Happiness is ... cheaper in Mexico.
Happiness is ... cell memory? Or magic. Both of which are inadequate explanations.
Happiness is ... nose wrinkles, apparently. I'm mystified.
Happiness is ... stretching.
Happiness is ... cause for wriggling.
Happiness is ... causing a blush.
Happiness is ... surprising yourself, maybe.
Happiness is ... surprisingly overwhelming in just a moment or two.
Happiness is ... a good poll.
Happiness is ... a secret. (Add a little cream to your muffin and jam. Seriously. Makes all the difference.)
Happiness is ... for the burgeoning population of Fiztrovia.
Happiness is ... "progressing" with heavy emphasis on Slime Finger.
Happiness is ... pointing out that The PCD are really just the new Spicegirls.
Happiness is ... eschewing Modernity.
Happiness is ... checking things off a list.
Happiness is ... checking off #77: Plays pingpong. Well.
Happiness is ... a career as a scam-baiter.
Happiness is ... possibly conceding.
Happiness is ... new.
Happiness is ... a little fierce.
Happiness is ... easy.
Happiness is ... not luck.
Happiness is ... only the beginning.

PirateKing September 28 2006 10:53 AM EDT

Gadzooks woman! Make up yer mind! :P

Maelstrom September 28 2006 11:04 AM EDT

Lol! PK, don't you know that

Happiness is ... having a wife/girlfriend who can make up her mind.

Naturally, this is why true happiness is impossible to find.

/me dodges the blows from Bast

PirateKing September 28 2006 11:07 AM EDT

Happiness is watching Maelstrom try to tapdance like Gregory Hines after that last comment. :P

QBJohnnywas September 28 2006 11:08 AM EDT

I will point out that the pot is now 600k.

I will also point out that I am now in a complete state of don't know what to do.

So many happys to choose from, so little time.

I'm going to go to the pub instead.

Keep those entries coming!

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] September 28 2006 11:13 AM EDT

Happiness is ... not for the lower primates.

Maelstrom September 28 2006 11:17 AM EDT

Happiness is ... living in a lower primate state of blissful obliviousness

QBOddBird September 28 2006 11:21 AM EDT

Happiness is....eating a huge bowl of ice cream, even though you get ice-cream-headaches from it.

Happiness is....winning a 'who can get the most phone #s?' contest with a best buddy.

Happiness is....friends you can rely on.

Happiness is....starting and ending with the same letters as a Hippopotamus.

Happiness is....writing a song and it comes out just PERFECT.

Happiness is....rocking out to a wild and loud song when you are excited.

Happiness is....lying back and listening to a calmer song when you are feeling peaceful.

Happiness is....throwing hot dog weiners at people across the mall, then turning and around and pretending to do something else.

Happiness is....a blind man getting hugs from a butterface.

Happiness is....watching that little internet clip where one penguin pushes another down. Haha! Hilarious.

Happiness is....getting a job as the Keebler Elf. Sheez, such luck! Makes me wanna be a midget.

Happiness is....lying around late and night chuckling and sometimes snortling at episodes of Robot Chicken.

Happiness is....nothing when compared to Joy.

PirateKing September 28 2006 11:29 AM EDT

Happiness is reveling in one's lower primatedom! :P

QBJohnnywas September 28 2006 11:32 AM EDT

Oh, are we monkeys this month?


QBBarzooMonkey September 28 2006 11:49 AM EDT

Happiness is...

...being comfortable with the idea that you're an, at least just a tiny bit, evolved, different sort of lower primate, and thus somewhat entitled to small snippets of happiness every now and again

...beer-can chicken, done to perfection, mixed in some brown rice with a little fresh grated parmesan cheese. Make sure you use hickory wood chips, too

...being a provider of a daily :)

...receiving an occasional (and sincere) "you rock!"

...can also be a sincere "thank you", "please", and/or "you're welcome"

...going to the pub when you are otherwise overwhelmed

...getting your first million of anything

...can be both warm and sunny, or cold, crisp and refreshing

...is quite often unexpected and surprising, and sometimes easy to miss if you don't pay attention

...not to be trifled with, nor taken lightly, nor for granted, nor squandered

Maelstrom September 28 2006 11:58 AM EDT

Barzoo, you rock!! And I say that with complete sincerity!


Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] September 28 2006 1:16 PM EDT

Happiness Is.......turning over 10 rocks and finally finding some bait.
Happiness Is.......Watching some one berate a lower primate.
Happiness Is.......figuring out hitting enter is what makes this look like this.
Happiness Is.......some thing I wish on everyone.
Happiness Is.......getting a prize when you didn't expect one.
Happiness Is.......reading the various ways Bast gets mentioned.
Happiness Is.......A dream a place a feeling a word a wonder to behold
Happiness Is.......A greeting card for yer Ma
Happiness Is.......Hearing a woman say "I got 2 pairs of shoes I don't need more"( I have never heard that but I'm just saying)

BootyGod September 28 2006 7:29 PM EDT

Happiness is knowing you won't win something, but having fun doing it

Happiness is knowing what everyone else thinks is happiness

Happiness is listening to Johnny be crazy

Happiness is donating 50k to the pot from Community Chest

Happiness is also donating 25k from his main character.

Have fun everyone!

BootyGod September 28 2006 7:31 PM EDT

Happiness is two posts in a row =D

Psywolf (Community Chest) Johnnywas (The Bank Of Pot) $75000 -- Thanks 4 da chance!! 7:31 PM EDT

Xfered 25k from Top Vote Getter to chest first.

QBJohnnywas September 28 2006 7:36 PM EDT

Many thanks!!!

I'm happy! :)

BootyGod September 28 2006 7:48 PM EDT

Happiness is three ! in a row followed closely by a smilie !!! =D

th00p September 28 2006 7:56 PM EDT

Ranger: "Happiness is ... 6'1". Really. I give in."


Happiness is 6'2". And still weighing under 140lb.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] September 28 2006 7:59 PM EDT

Happiness is loving the keg rather than pushing for a six pack.

velvetpickle September 28 2006 8:20 PM EDT

happiness is ..... sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight?

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] September 28 2006 8:37 PM EDT

Happiness is finding yourself 3rd in daily Clan MVP's :)

SBW September 28 2006 9:47 PM EDT

Happiness is having fun in life without Sir_leon

Happiness is collecting base daggers

Happiness is thinking about happiness

happiness is happiness

happiness is UCLA beating USC

happiness is not getting caught playing CB at work

happiness is more...

chappy [Soup Ream] September 28 2006 9:50 PM EDT

happiness is when the boss doesn't care that you play CB at work :P

QBOddBird September 28 2006 10:18 PM EDT


Happiness is....getting to dance to 'Smooth' with a really hottie lady for 45 minutes a day, twice a week, sometimes 3 times, and during shows.

Happiness is....going to another chica's house and always ending up on the floor tickling each other.

Happiness is....being single, now that I think about it.

Happiness is....finally having a degree plan, after years of just taking basics.

Happiness is....Physics.

Happiness is....being able to calculate the amount of force needed to hit a home run.

Happiness is....coming back to CB with a ton of ChatMails to greet you!

Happiness is....drunken 'I love you's from GL/whoever else is drunk at the time!

Happiness is....having a small portion of Camping return via Exp. Shots.

Happiness is....scratching that unreachable itch.

Happiness is....successfully licking your elbow.

Happiness is....finally being able to do a split. (You wouldn't believe how the insides of my thighs hurt.)

Happiness is....wearing totally unmatched clothing into public and then winking at all the ladies who stare at your gawdy outfit.

Happiness is....finding a large pair of those funky roller-skate/shoe hybrids that fit. Though I haven't found any yet. It'd still be freakin' awesome.

Happiness is....generally an unplanned circumstance.

Happiness is....the most sought-after thing in the world.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] September 28 2006 11:25 PM EDT

Happiness Is......Getting to say don't eat the yellow snow to hot house flowers.
Happiness Is......hot house flowers in winter.
Happiness Is......Roast chicken stuffed with garlic cloves.
Happiness Is......realizing all fads pass no matter how annoying.
Happiness Is......A cat licking my arm.
Happiness Is......A dog licking someone else's.
Happiness Is......A Barzoo happy thread on Tuesday.
Happiness Is......Finding free stuff on the net thats as useful as fire fox

QBJohnnywas September 29 2006 3:53 AM EDT

Happiness is.....seeing that the pot now sits at a MILLION.

Unhappiness is....knowing I am going to give it away.......:/

Happy Friday!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 29 2006 5:38 AM EDT

Happiness Is.........

That first sip of beer from your first pint of the day!

AdminG Beee September 29 2006 6:23 AM EDT

Happiness is not a "sip"...

Girlies "sip", real men "quaff".

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 29 2006 8:27 AM EDT

I like to taste my pint, somewhat reverently, before devouring it. ;)

QBJohnnywas September 29 2006 8:30 AM EDT

You have to sip at first in most pubs these days, if only to stop it spilling everywhere. Bad bar staff. Naughty bar staff. Go and sit in the naughty corner bar staff.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 29 2006 8:56 AM EDT

Oh you've been a bad bar maid haven't you... Yes you have... >;D

QBJohnnywas September 29 2006 8:56 AM EDT

Top or bottom shelf?

AvoidCXT September 29 2006 12:15 PM EDT

Happiness is .... all the simple pleasures in life.

Happiness is .... kicking puppies. At other puppies.

<-- Happiness is .... a cool breeze in the middle of a fierce fight. (note the user pic.)

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] September 29 2006 3:11 PM EDT

Happiness Is.......Saying "real men are too ugly to fight naked'.
Happiness Is.......Wondering if ^ should get a room with himself?

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] September 30 2006 4:22 AM EDT

Happiness Is.....Having the last word........?

QBJohnnywas September 30 2006 4:47 AM EDT

OKAAAYYY! That's it. Contest is over. Now I have the hard work of picking some people for the rest of you to judge....

Look out for a poll coming to a Carnage Blender near you soon!

(There you go Slash, you got the last word!)

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 30 2006 7:47 AM EDT

No, I just have! :P

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] September 30 2006 10:17 AM EDT

And technically Johnny, when you posted that you were the one with the last word, but now it's me ;P

Miandrital October 1 2006 12:11 AM EDT

I get the last word. :)

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] October 2 2006 4:50 AM EDT

Mwuhahahaha! You have failed I am still aliv... Er, I have the last word!

Thanks for everyone who voted for me, expect an update on Wednesday. ;)

I've sent 350K to the Second place entry (CB at Work!) and 150K to the third (Biting!) :D

Well done everyone! ;)

(I voted for CB at work, I'm sure I'm gonna get fired because of it!)
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