how drunk can you be ? (in Off-topic)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] May 16 2007 7:15 PM EDT

really how drunk can you be? how drunk can i be?

QBRanger May 16 2007 7:30 PM EDT

Not as drunk as Beee.

QBsutekh137 May 16 2007 7:51 PM EDT

Not as drunk as me.

QBPit Spawn [Abyssal Specters] May 16 2007 7:59 PM EDT

at this point my response has to be not enough

TheHatchetman May 16 2007 8:13 PM EDT

Beer will only take ya so far. Same for most liquors. The trick is to drink yourself stupid with Tequila, then chug a buncha beers, then, when you feel like passing out, grab some Sparx or any other type of alcoholic energy drink. Take 100mg of Dimenhydrenate (motion sickness medication) beforehand, and alcohol poisoning a sure bet. :)

QBBarzooMonkey May 16 2007 9:17 PM EDT

I'm actually a little looped myself. Had an interview to join my father's social club this evening, to carry on his legacy. All of the officers insisted on buying me beers, and I really don't drink very much...

I'm surprised my spelling is still pretty good...

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] May 16 2007 9:26 PM EDT

I'll try to beat you this friday if I have enough dough :)

Thraklight Resonance May 16 2007 10:18 PM EDT

Beee really doesn't get too drunk (well, except for the times that he is Phantom Linked to sutekh and GentlemanLoser in one of those "Picture of Dorian Gray" variations).

Any volunteers to be the third minion Phantom Linked to Beee? :-)

TheHatchetman May 16 2007 10:28 PM EDT

Well sure! Hiccup! I would shirtenly link to be phantom loved to the Bee Gees!

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] May 16 2007 10:38 PM EDT

Hey, just got back from my favourite nightclub :)
I don't really do much except drink but ended up drunkenly moshing to several songs including Muse who Ihate with a passion.
Been worse though, but let us not go into the women who have ended up leaing here in the morning :P
How was my shpelling? lol
I think it would have been ok if it was not for the American splling of 'favorite'

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] May 16 2007 10:55 PM EDT

I must've gotten drunk and gone night bike riding, because today, i just noticed my bike was switched from being locked to the pole on my side of my apartments front porch to my neighbors side of the front porch, lol.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] May 16 2007 11:00 PM EDT

2 weeks ago I moved a 'men at work' road sign until the middle of a rather busy road just after a cop car had made my friends dispose of glasses full of drink lol.
That ended in us ordering breakfast at 5:30am in the upstairs cafe after last orders at the downstairs bar and ot walking home until 7am lol.

Lochnivar May 17 2007 2:33 AM EDT

After one trip to the bar i decided to prove I wasn't drunk.

I walked the whole way down my street along the white line in the middle of the road. I am proud to say I did not miss it once or even come close to losing balance (for a couple of km at least).

The next morning, still quite proud of myself, I stepped outside to an alarming discovery.
There was NO white line on my road.

Anyway, I guess I was that drunk.

QBJohnnywas May 17 2007 2:44 AM EDT

I proposed to my wife when I was drunk. A bottle of vodka drunk. She was drunk too. So she said yes.

She says marriage is the hangover.


Wasp [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] May 17 2007 8:12 AM EDT

I got mashed one night at a night club, got going on the old jack daniels and ended up doing aftershock and apple sour shots the rest of the night. Woke up next morning feeling very rough.

It was 6am, still drunk... getting ready for work :D Turns out I had to paint a ceiling... Never again!!!

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] May 17 2007 8:34 AM EDT

Never painting a ceiling again I hope that meant ;P

bartjan May 17 2007 8:36 AM EDT

Because I first noticed this thread early in the morning, I almost was tempted to see it as a challenge ;)

QBJohnnywas May 17 2007 8:41 AM EDT

CB should be fitted with some kind of breathalyzer. There's no way I can do bot checks after a night out.... ;)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] May 17 2007 8:45 AM EDT

ow man the headache is even worse!!!!

Yesterday was all you can drink for 5 bucks.

160 liters of beer and lots of wine all gone.

bartjan May 17 2007 9:03 AM EDT

And replaced by a pink elephant.

Tezmac May 17 2007 11:11 AM EDT

Not as drunk as this guy.

AdminG Beee May 17 2007 11:36 AM EDT

Tez, pure speculation of course, but Freed does travel about a bit and given the feedback on the "who is old" thread I'd be interested to know his whereabouts on Dec 20.

As for the comments directed at me by others, I'm purely a social drinker who likes a wee dram every now and then. I wouldn't condone anyone being irresponsible with alcohol :)

AdminG Beee May 17 2007 11:37 AM EDT

...and the fact I misspelled "Beer" when creating my user name is a coincidence too :p

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] May 17 2007 1:30 PM EDT

Social Drinker. ;)

The night I went out with the B and ended up going home early, and waking up at the end of the train line, was a night he was taking it slowly, as he was still recovering from a heavy night the night before.

You really don't want to see the B on a proper bender. ;)

Ascot? :P

G is a Phatom Linked drinker backed up by a TSA regen!

Thraklight Resonance May 17 2007 9:08 PM EDT

I believe that Beee may also be benefiting from the aura effect of a very large tattoo of endurance named Acetaldehyde Dehydrogenase. It isn't fully clear as to which person is wearing it, but those who remember an old user pic that sutekh used to display may consider him the most likely choice. :-)

Frod May 18 2007 12:43 AM EDT

I got mashed one night at a night club, got going on the old jack daniels and ended up doing aftershock and apple sour shots the rest of the night. Woke up next morning feeling very rough.

It was 6am, still drunk... getting ready for work :D Turns out I had to paint a ceiling... Never again!!!

Bah. That makes the job much easier.

All you have to do is lie down on the scaffolding and hold up the brush, roller, or sprayer gun (whichever you're using). The rotation of the room will take care of the rest.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] May 19 2007 7:49 PM EDT

Man, this is the last time I am playing soccer while inebriated. I think I broke a foot finger of something...

GO PATS May 19 2007 9:42 PM EDT

how drunk can you be ?

Not drunk enough... Buried my father today... got two 12 packs of one of my favorite beers (Newcastle)... Stomach is so twisted I could only drink two... then I exploded in front of my entire family who flew/drove in from all over the country... broke some stuff... what a day... I'm a shmuck.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] May 19 2007 9:54 PM EDT

Drunk enough to Dance (Bowling For Soup refernce) but not drunk enough to fll asleep in my bathrom as I so often end up doing, without having even been sick in the first place I might add.
I should still be capable of spelling tonight I would have hoped, unfortunately my keyboard keys dislike me, at least that's my excuse :P

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] May 19 2007 9:59 PM EDT

Moosh, you'll be in my prayers tonight.

Hope you hold on, man.

AdminG Beee May 19 2007 10:33 PM EDT

puggled, 3:40am and ready to partaaaay!

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] May 20 2007 2:40 PM EDT

I found Zoggies pic Image Hosted by

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] May 20 2007 7:00 PM EDT

I really hope that's a photoshop job Slash because it looks alarmingly like me although I at least have a big enough bathroom to 'comfortably' lie on the floor :P

Thraklight Resonance May 20 2007 7:21 PM EDT

Sometimes, after G Beee comes back from the pub, his minions look like this. :-)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] May 20 2007 8:46 PM EDT

he wished

Brakke Bres [Ow man] May 20 2007 8:49 PM EDT

his minion actually looks like this:

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] May 20 2007 9:03 PM EDT

I found it on a site called Wrong or some thing like that . Maybe one of your friends ??

AdminG Beee May 21 2007 3:39 AM EDT

Nice one Thrak... I was definitely "Earl of Happy" on Saturday night.

(That's a BF reference to Thrak for those that are wondering if I'm still a little tipsy) :p

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] May 21 2007 5:27 AM EDT

no Slash, the face just looks like me (I never did that though), and how many people actually have friends that look like them?
So many people suggest that it might be a friend if it looks like them, but I've never known anyone that actually has a friend that looks like them.
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