Ick. (in Contests)

BootyGod August 6 2007 5:10 PM EDT

Give me your reason you want 500k. Whoever has the best reason gets it.

I'm the only judge. If you think I'm being impartial, feel free to say so =D And I'll be especially impartial, just for you =D =D

Contest ends in either: 3 days, 30 entries from different people, or I find a entrance so great I can't stand to wait. Whichever comes first.

Happy Trails =D

BootyGod August 6 2007 5:11 PM EDT


I'll ignore stupid stuff. As in "Because I want it" or "Your mom says to pay me"

BluBBen August 6 2007 5:12 PM EDT

Because I haven't won a single contest yet. :(

Nerevas August 6 2007 5:13 PM EDT

Every smidgeon of CB$ is crucial to my eventual domination of the character ranks. Your 500k would hold its place in history assisting in my rise to power. =p

Spawn August 6 2007 5:21 PM EDT

1. Well i need it to help pay off for my SF :)

2. i always give favors in return :) because im nice like that

3. i think your generous and helpful just giving away 500k therefore QB worthy and if i get it you have my vote ;)

4. eh? QBGodWolf

5. and im a good friendly Guy.....


Thank You!
i hope i dont get fined for identity fraud!! o.O /me runs off into the background

Severe-D August 6 2007 5:22 PM EDT

i want 500k so i can insta up my tat for total ownage and end the pain and misery of the characters i fight =D

Spawn August 6 2007 5:25 PM EDT

or would
look better ;) and get me in more trouble. ;P

hehe, theres another reason, to pay off these fines for pretending to be QB's and Admins.

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 [SHIELD] August 6 2007 5:26 PM EDT

Your 500k deserves a good home.
If I should somehow obtain it, it will find itself amongst millions like it, in a well guarded bank.
Your 500k will soon grow, over time, with enough nurturing, I will turn your 500k into 1m.
From there, your 500k's choices are limitless!

Xenko August 6 2007 5:44 PM EDT

Because I'm lazy.

Wasp August 6 2007 5:47 PM EDT

I should get it because I can charm the nation with my charismatic ways... but decide not to, as it would be inappropriate. Such moral high ground deserves recognition!

AdminLamuness August 6 2007 5:55 PM EDT

It's not that I want your 500k, it's just that you want me to have it. Who am I to refuse such a generous gift from a friend?

[RX3]Cotillion August 6 2007 6:03 PM EDT

I think you should give me the 500k because we both agree with RedXIII is a wolf... not a feline-ish animal/thingmajig...

drudge August 6 2007 6:13 PM EDT

I need your 500k CBD because if I'm going to stay interested in this game I'm going to need to get some more gear and 500k makes an excellent down payment on good gear.

Adminedyit [Superheros] August 6 2007 6:33 PM EDT

because i am greedy!

QBJohnnywas August 6 2007 6:47 PM EDT

Give it to me and I'll donate it to the pot of one of the many competitions doing the rounds. Of course I've entered a few of them, so there's always the possibility that I'll win the money - but so might somebody else - which is cool.


[Nkki]WildEagle [SNB Forging Services] August 6 2007 6:53 PM EDT

I would like to get the 500k so i can use them for my tourney betting pot and to make a happy winner that way :)

Ekeke August 6 2007 7:05 PM EDT

Give me 500k, so the rest of the world will see how good, generous, and altruistic you are. :)

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] August 6 2007 7:09 PM EDT

You can give it to me, to prove you are being impartial.

QBJohnnywas August 6 2007 7:12 PM EDT

Of course if you're after 30 entries from different people you could, once they've all posted split it 30 ways just for the hell of it...that'll keep you busy for a while wouldn't it?

NewLeviathan August 6 2007 7:26 PM EDT

I would like the money because I still have 14M debt (former 25M) and so I can't buy BA (costs 879 apiece x 251= 220K per day!) to get good clanpoints because than I would need about half a year to pay my debt off... :(

QBBarzooMonkey August 6 2007 7:36 PM EDT

But I don't want 500k...

sooka August 6 2007 7:49 PM EDT

Gimme the $, because it is what Jesus would do.

AdminNightStrike August 6 2007 9:16 PM EDT

500k pays xfer fees for more characters that let me continue the Evasion brute forcing...

MissingNo August 6 2007 10:09 PM EDT

I could sell the 500k for at least $3 USD and send it to India to feed a starving village for a week.

Or I could just use the money to buy soda and some gum.

And Red, we've been over this.. How is he NOT feline!?!?
Look at his face, his LIMBs... his LION'S TAIL!!!

cookie dough August 6 2007 10:16 PM EDT

My NUB is ending and I only have 200k MPR.

lostling August 6 2007 10:17 PM EDT

give it to a charity :) mainly me ^^

MissingNo August 6 2007 10:19 PM EDT

Sorry for quickly hijacking your thread...

This is a wolf. You'll notice that Red XIII looks nothing like this.

This is a lion. You should notice it looks a lot like Red XIII. Take note of the leg shape and that there is a line coming down from its nose like there is on Red's. Wolves do not have this. Red's ears are positioned similarly like they are on the lion as opposed to their positioning on a wolf. Also, take note of the lion's tail on the LION and NOT the WOLF. Red has a lion's tail, except with fire at the end.

QBOddBird August 6 2007 10:31 PM EDT

I want 500k to upgrade my BoM.

*shrugs* That's my reason.

And I think that the argument over the little Red Wolf is silly as far as species goes, but we could all agree that it looks cooooool.

(odd) Birds are better anyways.

MissingNo August 6 2007 10:39 PM EDT

Thunderbirds are teh bestest.

Thraklight Resonance August 6 2007 10:58 PM EDT

I will gladly accept 500K as a bribe to keep me from sticking your name at the end of my name, even if you ever do something foolish enough to get yourself banned from cb2. :-)

Exiili August 6 2007 11:16 PM EDT

I need money so i can quit CB and be free. Just understood how much of life this simple game is dominating. But before I can leave, I need to pay my loan of 500k, coincidence or god's sign? My honor just doesn't let me simply run away unless the debt is paid :(
Being a good guy is tough.

[me]Davis August 6 2007 11:42 PM EDT

give it to me cause im asking you nicely drama llama :P

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] August 7 2007 12:25 AM EDT

rotazilihsA. That's my name backwards.


DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] August 7 2007 12:31 AM EDT

Cause I am an awesome Mentor! Cause you like me. Cause I never did anything like Monty. Cause I am on a lucky streak right now.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 7 2007 12:51 AM EDT

Because I want Kisses more than 500K but I'll take the money if thats all I can get !

AdminShade August 7 2007 1:01 AM EDT

Because nobody else deserves it either ;)

noneedforthese August 7 2007 1:19 AM EDT

I want it because I blatantly want money.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] August 7 2007 1:32 AM EDT

Give it to the person in debt, cause debt sucks.

48DangerZone August 7 2007 1:53 AM EDT

Hmm.. Why do I deserve it....

I can say my ABC's
I can count to 10
I can say GodWolf is my only God.
I Love GodWolf.
Because I need money.. So I can buy you a secret present. *Giggles*

And if you give me 500k. I'll give you 500k :) Deal?

Oh.. And if you don't pick me.. Your Impartial... The biggest impartial person ever.. And give me 4 minutes.. I need to go to dictionary.com and see what that word means.

(Actually 4 minutes later..)
OHH.. You are SOO impartial if you don't pick me..

You unfair person. :( Always picking on the Nub..

That's another reason why I want it.. Because I only make like 10k a day.. If that.. lol

Merci :) Your lover.. DZ

Or..>.> as other people would call me...

''Ride...Into the DangerZone..'' Bleh.. But yeah..

Merci :)

Flamey August 7 2007 1:55 AM EDT

Debts aren't that hard to pay off, just because it takes more than one month to pay it off, I'm making roughly 700k a week? I think and I'm buying BA, but I don't think that's right somehow. You can make 500k in less than a week, stop the bickering.

MissingNo August 7 2007 2:14 AM EDT

I'm 16m in debt.

alisa [The Forgehood] August 7 2007 8:22 AM EDT

i'm using a ridiculously small ELB and i need the money to get a bigger one.. calculating how much that bow is gonna cost me, i would need like ......... (still counting...) a lot of money...
so far, because of my bow, i'm stuck, cant hit higher, and have to keep un-training and re-training.. so..... take pity on me and gimme the money... plwease.. ^.~

Jake the Snayke August 7 2007 12:34 PM EDT

i need the cash to fuel my addictions....to Paula Abdul.

Straight Up Now Tell Me......tell me

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] August 7 2007 2:17 PM EDT

cuz i got your soul, is that a good reason?

Brakke Bres [Ow man] August 7 2007 2:31 PM EDT

Cuz i just got back from my vacation and i need to pay of the sun for this incredible tan that i got :)

drudge August 7 2007 3:11 PM EDT

"Disguised as a Tree, 2:31 PM EDT
Cuz i just got back from my vacation and i need to pay of the sun for this incredible tan that i got :)"

...i hope you are female with a statement like that...

Brakke Bres [Ow man] August 7 2007 3:36 PM EDT

im a greek golden hair, bronze god!

Zaekyr August 7 2007 4:31 PM EDT

I could use it.Because I have never spent any USD for the game.sure I could have climbed quicker with it but the slow crawl is half the fun :) .

Miandrital August 7 2007 5:10 PM EDT

You should give it to hatch, just because he is like 35 mil in debt :P

th00p August 7 2007 5:30 PM EDT

Give it to me, I'm 5m in the hole from loans.

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] August 7 2007 6:44 PM EDT

OddBird, 5:30 PM EDT
Give it to me, I'm 5m in the hole from loans.

Then use that 13 mil you have sitting on your character to pay it off ^_~

zeaderan August 7 2007 7:07 PM EDT

I could lie and say i need the money to feed my family of 4, but why lie? I need money for drink and ???? can ya help me score?

Italgino August 7 2007 9:57 PM EDT

Hey man, i'm new and actually very bad at this game... and a couple days ago i was lvl 30,000 and i rented this elven long bow that was wicked and made me hit 120k on people... so anyway i got up to lvl 360,000 and only got bout $20 per win. i spent 100k on renting this and now im savin up to buy other stuff... people told me why i shudn't use this bow and now i kinda understand the game. and so, 500k would be wicked helpful to me and, well, yea. sooo.... ummmmm.... ya.......


Mem August 7 2007 10:55 PM EDT

The NCB is broken. Your money may help to alleviate my pain. Or bring back the $20 word awards.

Relic August 7 2007 11:08 PM EDT

Just because, no reason really, just because.

QBOddBird August 7 2007 11:25 PM EDT

"Then use that 13 mil you have sitting on your character to pay it off ^_~"

-- No, he got RIPPED 5 mil on loans. In fact, the guy just logged in again last week and didn't respond to CMs about it. Sweetheart, no? I take back my entry. I vote for th00p to get the 500k.

After all, he got ripped the money just because he was the last one to pull out on our loans service. That's basically the only reason.

MissingNo August 8 2007 12:16 AM EDT

The Q-BOOB is right. Th00p deserves it more than any of us.

cookie dough August 8 2007 11:09 AM EDT

my SoD is way underpowerd. I rented one twice as big, and I didnt get any PR

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] August 8 2007 11:13 AM EDT

Yeah I vote for th00pie as well then ^_~

Italgino August 9 2007 5:36 PM EDT

(add-on to my first response)

and im saving up for an elven long bow which i desperately need... 500k would be perfect to add to my savings to get me my very own elven long bow...

Halcyon August 9 2007 5:41 PM EDT

Simple, I'm greedy, and your giving it away. :)

phrog August 9 2007 6:10 PM EDT

500k would allow me to quit my job as a firefighter and devote myself wholly to the goal of eradicating urban spotted-gerbil fever from the indigenous population of L.ichtenstein

J[Hybrid]Schnappes August 9 2007 6:34 PM EDT

Spose i just want it to upgrade my elbow =].

muon [The Winds Of Fate] August 10 2007 5:37 AM EDT

To feed my starving minions.

Destitute Turnip August 10 2007 5:54 AM EDT

I deserve the 500k due to being here for so long and STILL being a destitute turnip, you can only go on for so long whilst lacking food, clothing, and shelter.
Please take pity on the destitute turnip.

Belg August 11 2007 7:02 PM EDT

Because my entrance is so great, you can't stand to wait.

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- August 11 2007 8:23 PM EDT

Well... Why not? Also, because I want it.

QBOddBird August 11 2007 8:56 PM EDT

"Contest ends in either: 3 days, 30 entries from different people, or I find a entrance so great I can't stand to wait. Whichever comes first. "

How many conditions have to be met? *grins* I wanna know who wins! =D

AdminNightStrike August 11 2007 9:02 PM EDT

"After all, he got ripped the money just because he was the last one to pull out on our loans service. That's basically the only reason."

Jeez... Losing $5m on a loans service is peanuts...

QBOddBird August 11 2007 9:03 PM EDT

He pull 0 profit, NS. -5M total net gain from the entire loaning experience.

trigger99 August 11 2007 9:43 PM EDT

well i think i deserve the 500k because i even played carnageblender one when it was out

i had just stopped playing for a long while when they got rid of cb1 and started cb2

but i have recently started playing again and really need some extra $ to buy a nice weapon

karlos666uk August 11 2007 10:26 PM EDT

ok why do i deserve 500k well it would help me improve my poor little minion who is not very good at winning battles and he needs some armor so he can look after his little brothers as with most of my poor minions battles hs little brothers always fall first and it brings a tear too his eye and to mine as i use up the last of my BA before i go to bed if you cant do it for me at leased do for it for my poor little minion he would be very grateful

AdminNightStrike August 12 2007 5:08 PM EDT

"He pull 0 profit, NS. -5M total net gain from the entire loaning experience."

Yep, sounds about right.....

Heavy August 15 2007 3:53 PM EDT

Did I win the 500k?
The simple reason is my entrance is so great, you can't stand to wait :)

BootyGod August 15 2007 4:02 PM EDT

Winners: 125k each.

Johnnywas, because he truly, truly deserves the money. He works hard for the community.

OddBird (thoop) because no one should pay so much for their generosity. (Sorry nightstrike, but unlike th00p, you can recover, I would help you out if I could, but funds are limited. Sorry :(

Bast because I am being impartial. And you know what? Maybe ff I look beyond the blatant attempt at being rude, she'll stop doing it and realize I'm not a complete jerk. Well... not always.

And Thunderbird, because his lion/wolf relationship when relating to red was, frankly, awesome.

Congratulations. Sorry it took so long. Real life is a jerk. There were alot of people I would give money to. If I was a billionaire, you all would have won. It really was hard. I'll make more of these when I get more funds.

[The Wretched]Freekie [Lower My Fees] August 15 2007 4:07 PM EDT

I should get it because you already gave it away... Its all magical or something like that.

QBJohnnywas August 15 2007 4:20 PM EDT

Thank you GW! I'll put it to use. I feel a competition coming on..... :)

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 16 2007 1:18 AM EDT

I warned ya! /gives Godwolf a full open mouthed kiss, extra garlic !

QBOddBird August 17 2007 10:52 AM EDT

Hurrah, go GW!
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