How is your life going to end? (in Off-topic)

BooDiggity: At age 81 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

Find out how your death prediction here

Booooo hissss at my bad grammar.

Spawn: At age 62 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.


i dont even like cheese!!

RedX13: At age 49 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

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SNK4R: At age 44 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

mine will end with death

SNK that almost sounds like it could happen to you

At age 48 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.


Seems they need to get some new thoughts.

Here, Ranger, you can have this one:

At age 47 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Slayer: At age 68 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

"At age 17 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17."

-Hm, I died eight years ago. I apparently just haven't noticed.

I'll just sum mine up, since it's not exactly the most appropriate thing. :P

At 24, I'm going to be abducted by aliens and tested on with lots and lots of probes. :(

Admin{CB1}Slayer333, 6:44 PM EDT

Slayer: At age 68 you will refuse to give a dagger to a blender. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

That's more fitting.

At age 83 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

At age 39 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Ohhhh, Governor O_O

What? Am I gonna become an American before 39? Interesting turn of events.

At age 20 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

At age 20 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Comrade_Edyit: At age 55 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

The horror!!

At age 65 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks

I guess that thrakattack is going to die after a track attack.

At age 75 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico

in the army at 75 my god help me

i do like this one better

At age 58 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill

DangerZone: At age 66 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Hmm.. Interesting..

And this thing does different situations each time you try it.....Weak.

jonathan: At age 27 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
lol

At age 74 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

That doesn't make any sense...

At age 29 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

in summary... lets see in another 5 years if cb will kill me =)

Geoff: At age 59 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Yukk: At age 56 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

slashundhack: At age 74 you will choke on a piece of steak. Crud I'm stuck living that long?Heck hardly any teeth left at 51 won't have any left at 74!

At age 31, you will be trampled by a rampaging mob of people going to see X-Men 17..

Greeaattt

At age 68 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

At age 41 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

So is that 41 or 44?

At age 43 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Yup, sounds like me. Darn beggars should know not to ask me. ;)

G_Beee: At age 68 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

That's the last I'll ever get in the car with you Bast !

I have no problem with stopping to ask for directions.

Asking is never the problem, comprehension is where the issues lie.

At age 61 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine. Dam and i wanted a few beers as i lay waiting to die :(

Shade: At age 77 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Henk_Bres: At age 56 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often strange-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Ack!!!

Angel Of Death: At age 1E+57 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

doubt there will be busses then

Zoglog: At age 60 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

At least I make it to 60 before having the most horrific death possible!

mollevitteN: At age 38 you will die lonely and alone.
Well, that kinda sucks.... lol

JF: At age 42 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

The death predictor is scary... seeing as I just started a job as a legislative bill drafter!