How is your life going to end? (in Off-topic)


BooDiggens September 6 2007 6:36 PM EDT

BooDiggity: At age 81 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

Find out how your death prediction here

BooDiggens September 6 2007 6:37 PM EDT

Booooo hissss at my bad grammar.

Spawn September 6 2007 6:38 PM EDT

Spawn: At age 62 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.


i dont even like cheese!!

[RX3]Cotillion September 6 2007 6:39 PM EDT

RedX13: At age 49 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

...

SNK3R September 6 2007 6:39 PM EDT

SNK4R: At age 44 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

drudge September 6 2007 6:40 PM EDT

mine will end with death

BooDiggens September 6 2007 6:41 PM EDT

SNK that almost sounds like it could happen to you

QBRanger September 6 2007 6:41 PM EDT

At age 48 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.


Seems they need to get some new thoughts.

SNK3R September 6 2007 6:43 PM EDT

Here, Ranger, you can have this one:

At age 47 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 September 6 2007 6:44 PM EDT

Slayer: At age 68 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

InebriatedArsonist September 6 2007 6:46 PM EDT

"At age 17 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17."

-Hm, I died eight years ago. I apparently just haven't noticed.

Tyriel [123456789] September 6 2007 6:49 PM EDT

I'll just sum mine up, since it's not exactly the most appropriate thing. :P

At 24, I'm going to be abducted by aliens and tested on with lots and lots of probes. :(

[RX3]Cotillion September 6 2007 7:00 PM EDT

Admin{CB1}Slayer333, 6:44 PM EDT

Slayer: At age 68 you will refuse to give a dagger to a blender. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

That's more fitting.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 6 2007 7:02 PM EDT

At age 83 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] September 6 2007 7:03 PM EDT

At age 39 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Ohhhh, Governor O_O

What? Am I gonna become an American before 39? Interesting turn of events.

ScY September 6 2007 7:06 PM EDT

At age 20 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

The Cornerback23 September 6 2007 7:16 PM EDT

At age 20 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Adminedyit September 6 2007 7:20 PM EDT

Comrade_Edyit: At age 55 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

The horror!!

Thraklight Resonance September 6 2007 8:19 PM EDT

At age 65 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks

Thraklight Resonance September 6 2007 8:20 PM EDT

I guess that thrakattack is going to die after a track attack.

karlos666uk September 6 2007 8:25 PM EDT

At age 75 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico

in the army at 75 my god help me

karlos666uk September 6 2007 8:27 PM EDT

i do like this one better

At age 58 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill

48DangerZone September 6 2007 9:01 PM EDT

DangerZone: At age 66 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Hmm.. Interesting..

48DangerZone September 6 2007 9:02 PM EDT

And this thing does different situations each time you try it.....Weak.

lostling September 6 2007 9:05 PM EDT

jonathan: At age 27 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
lol

Fanta [Fanta's Forge] September 6 2007 9:44 PM EDT

At age 74 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

That doesn't make any sense...

insu September 6 2007 9:51 PM EDT

At age 29 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

in summary... lets see in another 5 years if cb will kill me =)

8DEOTWP September 6 2007 9:52 PM EDT

Geoff: At age 59 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Yukk September 6 2007 10:21 PM EDT

Yukk: At age 56 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] September 6 2007 10:46 PM EDT

slashundhack: At age 74 you will choke on a piece of steak. Crud I'm stuck living that long?Heck hardly any teeth left at 51 won't have any left at 74!

48Zach September 6 2007 11:21 PM EDT

At age 31, you will be trampled by a rampaging mob of people going to see X-Men 17..

Greeaattt

Mem September 7 2007 12:08 AM EDT

At age 68 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] September 7 2007 2:51 AM EDT

At age 41 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

So is that 41 or 44?

IndependenZ September 7 2007 3:33 AM EDT

At age 43 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Yup, sounds like me. Darn beggars should know not to ask me. ;)

AdminG Beee September 7 2007 3:35 AM EDT

G_Beee: At age 68 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

That's the last I'll ever get in the car with you Bast !

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] September 7 2007 3:51 AM EDT


I have no problem with stopping to ask for directions.

AdminG Beee September 7 2007 4:27 AM EDT

Asking is never the problem, comprehension is where the issues lie.

{CB1}Carp King September 7 2007 6:01 AM EDT

At age 61 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine. Dam and i wanted a few beers as i lay waiting to die :(

AdminShade September 7 2007 6:05 AM EDT

Shade: At age 77 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Brakke Bres [Ow man] September 7 2007 6:59 AM EDT

Henk_Bres: At age 56 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often strange-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Ack!!!

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] September 7 2007 7:23 AM EDT

Angel Of Death: At age 1E+57 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

doubt there will be busses then

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] September 7 2007 11:26 AM EDT

Zoglog: At age 60 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

At least I make it to 60 before having the most horrific death possible!

mollevitteN September 11 2007 2:22 PM EDT

mollevitteN: At age 38 you will die lonely and alone.
Well, that kinda sucks.... lol

JaggedFel311 September 11 2007 2:52 PM EDT

JF: At age 42 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

The death predictor is scary... seeing as I just started a job as a legislative bill drafter!
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