What To Buff! (in General)

The following items simply NEED a buff:

MgS (I figure.... cut the amount of NW per plus needed in half...)
Ranged Physical Damage (I want to see my Hp in the negative hundred million. Tens of million is pathetic)
ToE (Why are people dealing any damage at all to my ToE!?)
RoBF (It does everything, but it doesn't have a kitchen sink.)
Belegs (if you Buff RPD, you really don't need to buff Belegs, but still, WHY NOT!?)
NUB (Pay them when they get their BA.)
Ranger (Only 10000 wins in a row? Lame!) [Sorry, Ranger, couldn't resist one joke :P, you earned that]


Anything else need a buff?


(Just thought I'd mention this. This is really meant to be funny, but I think you all get the point. But, eh, if you flame me, I reserve the right to hug you as I melt. Thank you.)

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The MgS needs a buff? Are you feeling okay? I don't think I'm going to bother reading the rest of your post just because you said that....

Oh, nvm. After actually reading the rest of your post, I completely agree!

=)

/me loves sarcasm.

My buff wish list:

I would like my Morgul Hammer buffed to 285 base damage, and 100% HP drain. No, not Morgs in General, just mine.

Elven Hauberks' magic reduction should not decay over time. In fact, it should increase by 50% each round.

Ax and Ex Bows should always hit. Always.

The Helm of Ecthelion should grant the HoC's extra hit.

Everyone should give me $1,000,000CB2.

The Rune of Solitude should boost Enchant Defense -and- Offense by 100%. DM resistance also needs to be buffed to 100%. It should also grant Endurance to the whole party, and give me a permanent NUB bonus.

Yes, sarcasm is fun.

Certainly ranged damage needs a buff as some of my battles have the gall to enter melee rounds. How plebeian.

"How plebeian."

How common of you to use plebeian Ranger.

CB2 should go back upto $20 USD per mil.

+100 weapons should triple hit anything, no mater how much DX/Evasion/EC is trained for or against the characters using them and not mater how big the pair of DB is.

x10,000 weapons should deal max damage no mater how little ST is used to wield them and no mater how much AC the target is equipped with.

how about if we truly nerf poverty and just add atm card readers to all of our computers. we could just bypass the fight entirely and pay to win! likewise, we could replace the fight button with a paypal button.

methinks the Halidon familiar urgently needs some tweaking...my Innocence char with a Hal loses to most rivals against whom we were winning when using the RoBF...for those who think the RoBF is underpowered, this should be a wake-up call...the RoBF is good enough.

Dudemus... Wow... rofl... too much laughter...

All the vets should get a bonus calculated in a way that they can catch up to all those N*B's running around.

Thats not a bad idea Ash. Soon, the vets are gonna need help to get to the top, as opposed to the new players. Or when that happens will CB3 be released with the "User Bonus" feature :P

Are you kidding, ELB seriously needs a buff, all these dudes with 100 billion HP are running around and I can't kill them :( At least we should get explosive arrows, because right now they only hit one at a time...

And mages, dude, what's with FB, it completely obliterates my entire team in one shot, my ELB is a joke in comparison. Hal also gets a free bow and arrows while I'm constantly going to the store for extremely overpriced ammo...

I'd like to propose a switch.

21 rounds of Ranged and 4 of Melee. HoC would now give an extra Melee round, so as to keep everything balanced.