Official Self Introduction! (in Off-topic)

Some of you might know or remember, I am YOU (you are you too of course)
I joined carnage blender world at late cb1 (completely newbie) and have a chance to follow up and start cb2 fresh. I have accomplished few mini goals within carnage blender 2 itself (most proud is : #1 forger for a whole year)
My career is a financial analyst. I used to have many respectable comrades during carnage blender 2 (and interesting rivals). Some are gone, but many still remain. I speaks a few languages (3+).
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I'm drudge. You already know me cause im ill like that. I joined carnage blender in '02 when CountStrum and I got tired of playing Balltefaeries because of the rampant cheating. I've been a noob ever since. My list of carnage blender and carnage blender 2 accomplishments is far too long and distinguished for this post.
My career is tech support. I speak one language. I play guitar.
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I'm OOB. You know me because everyone knows me. I joined Carnage Blender in '04 and then...disappeared until late 2005. Now that I have returned, I am a living celebrity. Children beg their mothers to allow them to run up and kiss my feet, but I don't want their lips getting my shoes all dirty. My career is as a college student, (haha, yes, I'm going to be in college for EVER) and I still demand that anyone who wants to talk to me speaks MY language, so I only speak one. English.
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I am edyit. You all know (and love) me because I am the best thing since sliced bread!! I have been here revelling in the carnage since October 25, 2005. I run a water filtration plant. Like OB, I force people to speak english if they want to converse with me. The following post is for YOU and your introduction (if you want).

I'm Hatchet, and I own sliced bread! I am an unlicensed general contractor. As far as accomplishments, I've defeated a fully equipped Koy in one fight during my NUB, quite an acchievment if you don't consider he was entirely untrained at the time. I once had the two highest skills in CB, both evasions. I've scratched my way into the top 10 with two previous characters, and I've payed back loans wayyy faster than anyone could've expected, and without USD involvement outside of namings and supporter items. I, along with edy and OB require English.The following post is for you and your introduction (if you want).

I am chuck, a student, and wannabe teen author :)

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oops, gremlins in the typeset.

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I'm Aargh. Nobody here knows me and that's ok. I haven't been very active on the board and I'm never ever in the chat (I'm allergic to chatboxes).
I still consider myself a newbie here, even though I've been playing for... I dunno, half a year or something? I have also played CB1 for a short while but that was AGES ago (I used a different name there so you'll not recognise me even if you did know me which is unlikely).
I don't have a career. Or a life. Or anything resembling anything like that. Think of me as a brain in a jar hooked up to a computer 24/7.
I speak two languages (Dutch and English), can read three more (French, German, Latin), and have a very basic grasp of Spanish and Italian. One day I'm going to learn how to speak Russian just because I think it sounds awesome.
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I'm Mem. My biggest goal in life (and probably through the majority of my consciousness existing in a computer) is to see the world completely covered in metal. We're talking raw steel... that's then manufactured to encase this little rock we call Earth. It will be glorious.
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I'm Red. Yes, I'm still here, I log on multiple times a day, I just never see any of you anymore! I joined on June 11, 2004. I never really got into the actual "game" of CB; I mainly come here to chat and post in the forums. I hosted the Trivia game for a long time (RIP). I am a big music geek and a computer geek. The following post is for YOU and your introduction (if you want).

Is this the same YOU who was roommates with Ilovehellokitty?

The same YOU who shared the same paypal address when she sold out?

Just asking you know.

Same Ranger I know :P
Same YOU.

I'm Verifex, or Brendan, as some people knew me on CB1. I've been blendering for about 3 years or more now. I like to write stuff in forums occasionally, but I've noticed that I tend to be a threadkiller much more often then I like so I try not to post very often. I also wrote a web app for CB1 and CB2 that was available on my site.

After discovering greasemonkey though, I decided to concentrate all my effort on making a greasemonkey script that would give people the some of the same benefits of my web app, but in a userscript. I don't remember when exactly, but a while ago I became chat op, then sub-admin.

I occasionally like to contribute some code to CB for useful stuff, like fancy JS code. I work a day job writing code and I have a good time doing it.

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I am Tydye, I joined carnage blender very recently... still a NUB. It's been pretty cool! My first game of this nature. I am a college graduate (MS in CS). I write software during the day and tutor math online at nights. I'm married with two boys (Jackson and Jace) and a little girl on the way (Janie). That's me.

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I am Slayer(333 not equipped on standard models). I joined Cb1 on June 6th, 2004.
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P.S. : All your base are belong to me.

I am me, DrAcO5676, I am the Giant Killer! People know me as Drac or Dr Aco or other such names.
I joined carnage blender on May 18, 2005. I have accomplished Many great goals one of which is single handedly beating Koy and Edy while they were playing with Roe's, no double tap there mind you... I have also been a major part of Nightstrike's loans and ran them for him for a while... and became a great trader in cb stuffs: Buy low sell high!
I have no current career but plan on going to ITT technical institute soon to become a ISS and get me bachelors in science ^_~ And I speak one language and only one language: American English.
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my name is Dan...and i have a problem, i joined in Jan 2005...been playing in cycles... on 6-7 months... off 3-5 months... :)

I currently have 2 part time jobs, and go to school full time..

I graduate in December with my associates in computer programming, and well... i can't wait till i'm done.

I speak two languages, yet only one fluently, English and Spanish. I enjoy a lot of text based games like CB ,and play them too much...

OH!! and i've been WoW free for over 5 months now ^.^

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I'm blarg, I'm annoyed I can't just be blarg since forever (search blarg and you'll know why). I remember you, just as much as i remember most(which isn't a whole lot past you were a good guy and played CB) I'm a college student, and been sporadically playing this game for as long as i remember, either since 04 or 03 i think.

With WoW and college and CB and girlfriend(though long distance) and work and 4 ehksams and a broken x key, CB isn't high on the list, ah well.

I'm Maelstrom. I joined CB in Aug 2004, just a few months before CB2 came out. I'm famous for my enthusiasm for the fine art of ape appreciation, for my world-famous "psychic debugging" skills, and for being a grammar nazi (though I bow to Bast's superior knowledge). I was a decent camper back in the day, and I try my hand as a simple strategist. I like forums, but avoid chats.

I guess I'm a computer scientist. I have a BCS, and am (still, sort of, rarely) working on my MCS. I prefer data structures, algorithms, and crazy theoretical stuff. I've been working full-time for a year now as a mentor for online IT courses. If you access SkillPort for your online courses, let me know.

I'm Canadian, but I do not say "eh", and most things you think you know about Canada are probably wrong. My girlfriend and I bought a house this past summer, and it's hard to believe how much work is involved. My languages are English and Java, I can get by with French and C/C++/C#, and I know bits of others.

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I'm Flamey. I joined on the exact same date as edyit <3. My achievements wouldn't be much at all. I managed to get to the 7th score spot for a brief period even though I was barely in the top 50 MPR.

My career is a student. Very original of me. I'm in grade 10, but we've basically finished work, as our school years run with normal years, that is Feb - Dec. instead of July to sometime the next year.

I speak 1.5 languages. I know English well and broken Macedonian (Macedonia is a country in Eastern Europe).

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I'm Bunny, i've played CB 1 and 2 on and off, and probably staying on permanently now. I'm a College Student from a terribly far away land, probably gonna major in political science, yes i haven't decided and im already in college! its a wacky system but hey! better for me. I speak 3 languages and understand 4. I'm canadian and i love hockey.

Hello! I am IndependenZ, or Inde as a lot of people like to call me. I joined the world of Carnage Blender at April 25th, 2003. I have never left CB or decided to take a break. I probably never will either. I'm a college student, hoping to be done with it in 4 to 6 weeks. I'm planning on a career in television, journalism, or television journalism. Erm... oh yeah I speak 3 languages, understand 5. I'm from the Netherlands, and I have hydrophobia. Not that I hate the shower, swimming pool or whatever, I'm just afraid our country will flood in 20 years from now. :p
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YOU
Supporter
Member of clan: Fight Club
AKA (Show All):

* YOU ARE NOT ADMIN until Mar 23 2006
* {CB1}Haterz until Mar 8 2006
* you until Dec 27 2005
* [FoRgE]yOu until Sep 29 2005
* ThIsIsNoTYOUiTsMeeh until Aug 9 2005

A member of Carnage Blender 2 since January 1, 2005.
Realm: Gondor
Last login at 12:16 AM EST.

I'm a th00p. (or, as some like to say, a face-noob). I'm not much into CB except chatting with people, and that's why I gave away all my CB money. I'm a pathological liar (see below). IRL some of my favorite things are sleeping, skiing, and architecture (yet to go to college).

YOU knows me, and I know YOU. Hello, YOU. Welcome back. :)

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Hi,

I am Ranger. I founded Battle Royale along with Budice in Jan 05 after all the other "top" clans laughed at me when I asked to join them.

i have been playing CB1 since 2004 about 3 months before CB2 came out.

I like the strategy aspect of the game and the people in it (most of them).

As most know I work in the medical profession. I call Ft. Lauderdale home.

I got me a wife, 2 kids and a dog. I speak 3 languages (American, Spanish and Hebrew). As per a past contest, my prized possession is my Taz phone my mother gave me just before she passed away.

The thing I hate most about CB is the multi aspect of the game. The fact people can easily multi, make a lot of CB2, sell out and come back and do it over and over again. Even when overwhelming evidence is there, sometimes nothing is done. It just amazes me that someone can use a bot a few times, get banned and we have people still playing who admit to being a multi 4 or 5 times over.

Hi, my name is Tyriel.

I live in an underground cardboard box, and occasionally surface in order to sustain myself.

Now, if you don't mind, I need to find some food and scramble back to my box before all the people come out and notice me.

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Hi. I'm the player normally known as Godwolf. Or GW. Or any variation of the letters G and W.

I'd rather someone else do this for me...

I'm 18. I've played CB over... 2 years now. 2 years and 3 months or something like that. I've done basically nothing. I'm famous, I think, for having alot of name changes and being, basically, me. I'm dramatic. Yup. So was your mom when I left her. ^.^

^ Hyuk hyuk ^

Hmm... I'm meaner and sicker than you think. I use semi-proper grammar, and don't care if anyone else does.

I enjoy life. And it royally sucks. I loved the Vorpal Blade before anyone.

Ummm.... I think all of you are great people. Even you. Yeah, you, the one who scoffs and thinks bad of me. I think you're gravy.

I don't know. Will someone do this for me better? Tanks ^.^

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^---- DramaLlama----^

I'm still the same old/young Shade :)

Hello! My name is Calynne... but when I played on CB1 in 2004 my name was Elen. ^_^ I frequented the chat and did most of my contributing to the CB community through making personal themes for people for a reasonable fee. I sucked at forging, still do... I sucked at strategy, still do... and I made really "different" minion and character names, still do...

My career is in the military. I know 3+ languages, and am currently deployed to S. Korea. Not much else to say, but:

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J'bob here. Some people call me JB, but not here. I've done nothing of consequence here but to know me is to... well, know me.
'Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love'.
When I was younger 'I had a dream but it turned to dust and what I thought was love that must have been lust'.
Me and an old friend used to go 'hangin' out down by the state line, turning holy water into wine'.
I'm a firm believer that 'the men who hold high places should be the ones to start, to mold a new reality, closer to the heart'.
I had a girlfriend but 'she was married when we first met, soon to be divorced, I helped her out of a jam I guess but I used a little too much force'.
I had a house with a view where 'i could see the city lights, wind was blowin' time stood still, eagle flew out of the night'.
Through all this 'can ya see the real me, can ya, can ya?'
'And in the end the love you take is equal to the love, you make'.
This is the only language I speak, do you understand it?

If the sun refused to shine, I will still be loving you.

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I am Dirty Hippy. though my handle has changed...it is the same old hippy. I started playing back in CB1 when Todd was Todd and Spydah was just spydah. if you know what i mean...then you are pretty old too.

I am what you call a casual player...i chat more than i blend. i blend less than i like.

Currently i work for UPS though soon ill be going to get my Masters in geology.

I don't contribute to the CB community half as much as id like...because i don't like half of ya as much as i should.

Im 28, was married once, was in the Army for 8 years. and i remember when Ranger was a noob. i believe i sold him an AC, one of his first CB1 rares. i dont know how or why i recall that but i do...