The funnier, the better (in Contests)


{cb1}Linguala February 17 2008 6:16 AM EST

Alright, superdog came in and gave me a great idea.
Why not make a contest out of a joke?
I don't have much to show for, but I got some small rewards.
1st spot: 300k cb2$
2nd spot: An Enforcer's Crossbow [4x3] (+6) 34,500

Well, the funniest answer on the following question wins:

What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?

P.S.: I'll leave this running until sometime Tuesday.

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] February 17 2008 7:00 AM EST

pekkie the dog of filiberke

Underage Drinking [Battle Royale] February 17 2008 7:34 AM EST

im not asking questions but i want answers

Wasp [Demon Forging] February 17 2008 7:43 AM EST

Lucky :P

Talion February 17 2008 7:49 AM EST

A cop clown.

Daz February 17 2008 7:50 AM EST

Talented or Well trained.

Tylan February 17 2008 7:50 AM EST

Tipsy!

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] February 17 2008 7:50 AM EST

half breed, =P

QBJohnnywas February 17 2008 7:51 AM EST

An acrobark

[LittleRed]Calynne February 17 2008 9:08 AM EST

Whatever you want, not like it understands english... :P

Godpanda February 17 2008 10:09 AM EST

Can I go with Acrobark?

In the immortal words of another great dog, "That's hysterical."




RVT February 17 2008 10:10 AM EST

HBC

colonel [penny pincher] February 17 2008 10:51 AM EST

Q: "What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

A: That would be a dog that lost his hind legs in a bad accident while putting on his ROBF. However, he seems to be getting around just fine as his uber his Evasion is making up for it.

HA!

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] February 17 2008 11:18 AM EST

What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?
"Two paws the pirate wonder dog!"
"Sir!"
"Fronty!"
"Sprinkler!"

Armageddon February 17 2008 11:21 AM EST

Question
-"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

Answer
-I see that you taught your mom how to do hand stands.

-Question
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

Answer
-Faster than me : \

-Question
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

Answer
-All he needs is a suit, and he could run for U.S. Presidency.

Armageddon February 17 2008 12:24 PM EST

Evidence in Michael Vick's case

j'bob February 17 2008 12:37 PM EST

a "drag"ster. get it.. drag.. he's .. hehehe... he's gotta... drag... oh he he he ha ha ha ha ho ha he he ha ho... oh my side hurts.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] February 17 2008 12:50 PM EST

one-half of a team in a wheel-barrow race?

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] February 17 2008 2:31 PM EST

Tippy, the dog that farts helium

Frost February 17 2008 3:28 PM EST

Bobbitt John

At the end of every show of "the Price is Right" Bob Barker always reminds people to spay and neuter their pets, now that hes retired Bob Barker has found a new hobby, Spaying and neutering anything that walks on all four. Our lucky dog has found a way to avoid this. Learning to walk on 2.

Underage Drinking [Battle Royale] February 17 2008 4:45 PM EST

he's looking for the BAR!!

TheHatchetman February 17 2008 5:49 PM EST

Call him whatever ya want... Not like he'll make it up the stairs...

Talion February 18 2008 3:16 PM EST

Question
-"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

Answer
-An Irish Sitter guarding cacti plantation.

Relic February 18 2008 6:33 PM EST

"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Infertile?

"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
A Bloody Hound =)

"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
A self-celibate pup.

"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Your ex-boyfriend.


Jake the Snayke February 18 2008 6:50 PM EST

what do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?

not drunk enough

RubyFang [The Dragons Of RubyFang] February 19 2008 1:16 AM EST

alive, only two feet under

QBOddBird February 19 2008 1:18 AM EST

Ruining your good carpet.

{cb1}Linguala February 19 2008 3:12 PM EST

j'bob gets first place and armageddon gets the Exbow.

As for what I had in mind, somebody came very close.

What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?
A crippled dog in a doggie chair.
It's funny cause it's true (to add some homer simpson to it).

Prizes will be sent momentarily.
Thanks for all the feedback, this hasn't been easy to decide.

j'bob February 19 2008 5:54 PM EST

I won??? I won??? YAY I WON!
I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible...
namely Ling for having as odd a sense of humor as me!
GO LING!
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