The funnier, the better (in Contests)
{cb1}Linguala
February 17 2008 6:16 AM EST
Alright, superdog came in and gave me a great idea.
Why not make a contest out of a joke?
I don't have much to show for, but I got some small rewards.
1st spot: 300k cb2$
2nd spot: An Enforcer's Crossbow [4x3] (+6) 34,500
Well, the funniest answer on the following question wins:
What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?
P.S.: I'll leave this running until sometime Tuesday.
pekkie the dog of filiberke
im not asking questions but i want answers
Wasp
February 17 2008 7:43 AM EST
Lucky :P
Talion
February 17 2008 7:49 AM EST
A cop clown.
Daz
February 17 2008 7:50 AM EST
Talented or Well trained.
Tylan
February 17 2008 7:50 AM EST
Tipsy!
QBJohnnywas
February 17 2008 7:51 AM EST
An acrobark
Whatever you want, not like it understands english... :P
BootyGod
February 17 2008 10:09 AM EST
Can I go with Acrobark?
In the immortal words of another great dog, "That's hysterical."
RVT
February 17 2008 10:10 AM EST
HBC
Q: "What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
A: That would be a dog that lost his hind legs in a bad accident while putting on his ROBF. However, he seems to be getting around just fine as his uber his Evasion is making up for it.
HA!
What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?
"Two paws the pirate wonder dog!"
"Sir!"
"Fronty!"
"Sprinkler!"
Armageddon
February 17 2008 11:21 AM EST
Question
-"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Answer
-I see that you taught your mom how to do hand stands.
-Question
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Answer
-Faster than me : \
-Question
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Answer
-All he needs is a suit, and he could run for U.S. Presidency.
Armageddon
February 17 2008 12:24 PM EST
Evidence in Michael Vick's case
j'bob
February 17 2008 12:37 PM EST
a "drag"ster.
get it.. drag.. he's .. hehehe... he's gotta... drag... oh he he he
ha ha ha ha ho ha he he ha ho...
oh my side hurts.
one-half of a team in a wheel-barrow race?
Tippy, the dog that farts helium
Frost
February 17 2008 3:28 PM EST
Bobbitt John
At the end of every show of "the Price is Right" Bob Barker always reminds people to spay and neuter their pets, now that hes retired Bob Barker has found a new hobby, Spaying and neutering anything that walks on all four. Our lucky dog has found a way to avoid this. Learning to walk on 2.
he's looking for the BAR!!
TheHatchetman
February 17 2008 5:49 PM EST
Call him whatever ya want... Not like he'll make it up the stairs...
Talion
February 18 2008 3:16 PM EST
Question
-"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Answer
-An Irish Sitter guarding cacti plantation.
Relic
February 18 2008 6:33 PM EST
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Infertile?
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
A Bloody Hound =)
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
A self-celibate pup.
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Your ex-boyfriend.
what do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?
not drunk enough
alive, only two feet under
QBOddBird
February 19 2008 1:18 AM EST
Ruining your good carpet.
{cb1}Linguala
February 19 2008 3:12 PM EST
j'bob gets first place and armageddon gets the Exbow.
As for what I had in mind, somebody came very close.
What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?
A crippled dog in a doggie chair.
It's funny cause it's true (to add some homer simpson to it).
Prizes will be sent momentarily.
Thanks for all the feedback, this hasn't been easy to decide.
j'bob
February 19 2008 5:54 PM EST
I won??? I won??? YAY I WON!
I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible...
namely Ling for having as odd a sense of humor as me!
GO LING!
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