The funnier, the better (in Contests)

Alright, superdog came in and gave me a great idea.
Why not make a contest out of a joke?
I don't have much to show for, but I got some small rewards.
1st spot: 300k cb2$
2nd spot: An Enforcer's Crossbow [4x3] (+6) 34,500

Well, the funniest answer on the following question wins:

What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?

P.S.: I'll leave this running until sometime Tuesday.

pekkie the dog of filiberke

im not asking questions but i want answers

Lucky :P

A cop clown.

Talented or Well trained.

Tipsy!

half breed, =P

An acrobark

Whatever you want, not like it understands english... :P

Can I go with Acrobark?

In the immortal words of another great dog, "That's hysterical."

HBC

Q: "What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

A: That would be a dog that lost his hind legs in a bad accident while putting on his ROBF. However, he seems to be getting around just fine as his uber his Evasion is making up for it.

HA!

What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?
"Two paws the pirate wonder dog!"
"Sir!"
"Fronty!"
"Sprinkler!"

Question
-"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

Answer
-I see that you taught your mom how to do hand stands.

-Question
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

Answer
-Faster than me : \

-Question
"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

Answer
-All he needs is a suit, and he could run for U.S. Presidency.

Evidence in Michael Vick's case

a "drag"ster. get it.. drag.. he's .. hehehe... he's gotta... drag... oh he he he ha ha ha ha ho ha he he ha ho... oh my side hurts.

one-half of a team in a wheel-barrow race?

Tippy, the dog that farts helium

Bobbitt John

At the end of every show of "the Price is Right" Bob Barker always reminds people to spay and neuter their pets, now that hes retired Bob Barker has found a new hobby, Spaying and neutering anything that walks on all four. Our lucky dog has found a way to avoid this. Learning to walk on 2.

he's looking for the BAR!!

Call him whatever ya want... Not like he'll make it up the stairs...

Question
-"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"

Answer
-An Irish Sitter guarding cacti plantation.

"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Infertile?

"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
A Bloody Hound =)

"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
A self-celibate pup.

"What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?"
Your ex-boyfriend.

what do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?

not drunk enough

alive, only two feet under

Ruining your good carpet.

j'bob gets first place and armageddon gets the Exbow.

As for what I had in mind, somebody came very close.

What do you call a dog that only walks on his front 2 legs?
A crippled dog in a doggie chair.
It's funny cause it's true (to add some homer simpson to it).

Prizes will be sent momentarily.
Thanks for all the feedback, this hasn't been easy to decide.

I won??? I won??? YAY I WON!
I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible...
namely Ling for having as odd a sense of humor as me!
GO LING!