What does this look like? (in Contests)

{cb2}ShadeSlayer March 18 2008 7:10 PM EDT


What do you think it looks like? The one who comes up with the best response wins 100k

iBananco [Blue Army] March 18 2008 7:11 PM EDT

It appears to be a photograph of sorts.

BootyGod March 18 2008 7:11 PM EDT


{cb2}ShadeSlayer March 18 2008 7:14 PM EDT

"It appears to be a photograph of sorts."

Thats pretty funny... lol

Brakke Bres [Ow man] March 18 2008 7:14 PM EDT

looks like a petrified bone, a right femur to be exact.

{cb2}ShadeSlayer March 18 2008 7:17 PM EDT

it is a piece of driftwood actually, what i'm looking for is a resemblance.. :)

Tezmac March 18 2008 7:21 PM EDT

Looks like a duck's head and neck (looking right).

{cb2}ShadeSlayer March 18 2008 7:23 PM EDT

I thought at first when i saw it, that it was the Loch Ness Monster, but now i'm not sure... lol

Ernest-Scribbler March 18 2008 7:30 PM EDT

Its the right limb of the endangered duck - clawed Whatsamacallit.

BootyGod March 18 2008 7:49 PM EDT


AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] March 18 2008 7:52 PM EDT

The final crank on an elaborate doomsday machine.

{cb2}ShadeSlayer March 18 2008 7:55 PM EDT

so far these are the three contenders

Prissy Peach

in that order.

j'bob March 18 2008 8:12 PM EDT

if you look at the crack just above the bend you can see that there appears to be something in there. There is. It is the corpse of an un-hatched Mini-Crack! These miniscule terrors are what spawned the legend of the Kracken. They would hatch and for the 9 hours of their short life eat anything and everything they came upon, often going thru upwards of 100 x's their weight in sea flesh. Nothing was safe. They then turned to sea-weed and the circle of life continued. And yes, it does look like driftwood. That is where the legend of "driftwood" came from also. What you seen in that picture is in fact the best preserved M-C egg ever found.

AdminG Beee March 18 2008 8:18 PM EDT

It's definitely without doubt a mattabooboo.

Tylan March 18 2008 8:19 PM EDT

looks like a zombie foot to me

QBJohnnywas March 18 2008 8:20 PM EDT

It's one of G Beee's funky dance moves.

{cb2}ShadeSlayer March 18 2008 8:22 PM EDT

Prissy Peach

these are the top three.

TinTizzy March 18 2008 8:32 PM EDT

looks like wood

but too it all so looks like a fog horn

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] March 18 2008 8:32 PM EDT

It looks like Jesus.

Put "Jesus Drift Wood!" on Ebay and watch it sell for thousands...

AdminG Beee March 18 2008 8:36 PM EDT

Are you guys serious ? I mean, that is so obviously a mattabooboo. There really is no further need for discussion.

Wasp [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] March 18 2008 8:40 PM EDT

You people are missing the real picture here. It's obviously a bad attempt at laying your own oak floor. That floor is so bodged it looks like I might have actually done a better job myself, and I've bodged a fair few things.

Thraklight Resonance March 18 2008 8:52 PM EDT

This is clearly a device used by Captain Caveman during his secret identity phase as Caveman Proctologist.

Mystic531 March 18 2008 9:02 PM EDT

"This will teach you to mess with me"


"Wipe yourself up. You're bleeding"
----(throws you a handkerchief)----

N0seBLeeD March 18 2008 9:05 PM EDT

Looks like the comfiest chair ever :o

Tabaldak March 18 2008 9:07 PM EDT

I have three guesses for what it is:

Arm and hand making a shadow puppet
A duck
A snake

Voldune March 18 2008 9:11 PM EDT

It's not a mattabooboo. Its a ooboobattam. Your looking at it backwards. Apparently I have too many misspelled words so I have to make this longer so I can post.

AdminG Beee March 18 2008 9:16 PM EDT

mattabooboo should really be added to the spellcheck dictionary.

BootyGod March 18 2008 9:19 PM EDT


See? Horse.

Sea horse.


Talion March 18 2008 9:27 PM EDT

It looks like Treebeard the Ent from the Lord Of The Rings movies.

Unappreciated Misnomer March 18 2008 9:35 PM EDT

i think its natural shape makes it look like a ducks head, andits looking to the right, and the neck is there, but teh body? :S

Talion March 18 2008 9:50 PM EDT

To illustrate my comparison:

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] March 18 2008 10:03 PM EDT

I think it looks like a sea horse

QBOddBird March 18 2008 10:24 PM EDT

I would have to say that is the saggiest fossilized boob ever.

Perhaps it is a mattabooboo, as Beee puts it...perhaps it is an ooboobattam, like Voldune believes...but the point is that there is clearly a boob right in the middle.

Yep, the more I look at it, the more I am sure. You can see where it goes up to form a shoulder joint and collarbone, and then down to where it connects to the hips. I think it belonged to a midget.

And you people thought you knew the human skeletal system. Ask a REAL expert next time.

Lochnivar March 18 2008 10:41 PM EDT

That particular item is the charred right elbow of one of my minions after being hit by Freed's big old SoD with uber explosive shot.

With the exception of that elbow the minions were vapourized (or close too it)

It remains as a tribute to fallen comrades ~sniff~

Wizard'sFirstRule March 19 2008 4:51 AM EDT

I say playdoe.

SimplyNic March 19 2008 4:55 AM EDT

Its kind of a weird looking duck... Or it could be that thing that's been hiding underneath my bed at night >_> About time someone finally got it, thing's been keeping me up all night.

IndependenZ March 19 2008 5:30 AM EDT

It's a chicken.

Phrede March 19 2008 5:47 AM EDT

It looks like my latest girlfriend

8DEOTWP March 19 2008 5:51 AM EDT

medieval bobby stick

QBJohnnywas March 19 2008 6:08 AM EDT

A kangaroo sock

InebriatedArsonist March 19 2008 6:35 AM EDT

If the time machine machine from H.G. Wells' novel had been made mostly from bone and sinew, that piece of drift wood would be the business end of a bone control lever.

InebriatedArsonist March 19 2008 6:40 AM EDT

What, me proofread?

Brakke Bres [Ow man] March 19 2008 8:29 AM EDT

a piece of petrified bone!

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] March 19 2008 8:49 AM EDT

a toothpick for giants

{cb2}ShadeSlayer March 21 2008 8:28 PM EDT

and the winner is.....


Congratulations, and thanks to all who participated.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] March 22 2008 12:00 AM EDT

I'm sorry but I don't see what OB sees at all, and I'm still sticking with my entry..

Besides, look at this page.

About half way down, theres a picture of your device to scale with the Enterprise, and it clearly says in a tiny star trek font: DOOMSDAY MACHINE! Ah HA!

N0seBLeeD March 22 2008 12:17 AM EDT

Wow... -_-
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