Freed Smells!! (in Contests)

TheHatchetman April 23 2008 7:57 AM EDT

Yeah, I loved the sarcasm behind that line when I saw it a wee while back. Loved it so much, I'm giving away money.

The contest though, is "like what?" That's right, what does Freed smell like? 250k to correctly guess his deodorant brand, and 250k if ya guess his aftershave.

You all have one guess at each as of now, more guesses may be given, depending on participation, and who gets what answer(s) when ^_^

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] April 23 2008 8:02 AM EDT

he doesnt use any

Wasp [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] April 23 2008 8:09 AM EDT

Lynx africa and aftershave has to be aqua da gio : )

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] April 23 2008 8:18 AM EDT

i heard that freed uses the nectar of one thousand honeysuckle blossoms for deodorant and the splash of a recently calved iceberg for his after shave. it doesn't seem very cost effective to me though.

TheHatchetman April 23 2008 8:21 AM EDT

since when has "cost effective" stopped Freed? :P Also awarding a bonus 100k to the funniest response ^_^

QBJohnnywas April 23 2008 8:22 AM EDT

Chocolate and raw bacon.

It is truly the odour of kings.

Jaynor April 23 2008 8:23 AM EDT

Mitchum and American Crew

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 23 2008 8:45 AM EDT

Sure (for Men) and Cool Water.

Tezmac April 23 2008 8:47 AM EDT

Old Spice and Polo

Brakke Bres [Ow man] April 23 2008 8:56 AM EDT

Freed smells like keyboard and he is using a salve for that sore finger

TheHatchetman April 23 2008 8:56 AM EDT

250k for Tezmac!!! He got one of them.

AdminG Beee April 23 2008 8:59 AM EDT

Freed smells like money silly...

Flamey April 23 2008 11:06 AM EDT

haha, I'm going to have to agree with G :)

QBJohnnywas April 23 2008 11:08 AM EDT

Go have a whiff of money and raw bacon...they're the same I tell you the same

Hence the phrase 'greedy pig'.....

deifeln April 23 2008 11:53 AM EDT


AdminShade April 23 2008 12:12 PM EDT

Axe and Nivea.

JaggedFel311 April 23 2008 12:59 PM EDT

Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 23 2008 1:02 PM EDT

IPA and Whiskey

j'bob April 23 2008 7:15 PM EDT

Old Spice and Brut

mmmm... hi there freed. 0.0

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] April 25 2008 8:34 AM EDT

freed smells like carnage blender 1 and 2

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 25 2008 8:40 AM EDT

liquidized coins for deodorant and liquidized notes for aftershave.

He just loves the smell of money ;)

TheHatchetman April 25 2008 8:45 AM EDT

All answers have been reset! Everyone can guess again, prizes (except humor prize) is now cut by 20% ^_^

Paddy Boy April 27 2008 3:28 AM EDT

cigarettes and booze

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 27 2008 7:26 AM EDT

Anything he can take from the hotel room bathroom :P

j'bob April 27 2008 9:34 AM EDT


TheHatchetman April 27 2008 7:44 PM EDT

kk, turns out I missed Wasp's first guess of lynx africa... That's Lynx deodorant, and polo aftershave ^_^ Since he guessed before prizes were cut, he got the 250k.

Those prizes are now closed, but when I said "All answers have been reset!", I included Tezmac's winning one, and there was another 200k for grabs just by repeating him :P

The 100k prize for who comes up with the funniest "Freed Smells!"-type response is still available, but will be closing in 24 hours.

And no, I can't simply make a shorter sentence without making an incomplete one, so I guess you're gonna have to just deal with them as they are, without complaining ^_^

mfc2003 April 28 2008 6:11 PM EDT

Essence of Daphodill, fresh bread-crumbs in thousand island, with just a hint of new car interior.

AdminLamuness April 28 2008 6:24 PM EDT

Vintage roll of $100 dollar bills.

TheHatchetman April 28 2008 11:17 PM EDT

Meh... Participation was semi-lacking, but I guess it's hard to make Freed smell funnier than Lynx and Polo... 100k to dudemus for inspiring the prize*, and defending it!**

*I found his reply to be humorous and decided then to award money for humor

**just fancy contesty words for "nobody posted anything I found to be more humorous"

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] April 28 2008 11:32 PM EDT

hehe, and i was just trying to create a modern myth out of freed!

thanks. : )
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