Freed Smells!! (in Contests)

Yeah, I loved the sarcasm behind that line when I saw it a wee while back. Loved it so much, I'm giving away money.

The contest though, is "like what?" That's right, what does Freed smell like? 250k to correctly guess his deodorant brand, and 250k if ya guess his aftershave.

You all have one guess at each as of now, more guesses may be given, depending on participation, and who gets what answer(s) when ^_^

he doesnt use any

Lynx africa and aftershave has to be aqua da gio : )

i heard that freed uses the nectar of one thousand honeysuckle blossoms for deodorant and the splash of a recently calved iceberg for his after shave. it doesn't seem very cost effective to me though.

since when has "cost effective" stopped Freed? :P Also awarding a bonus 100k to the funniest response ^_^

Chocolate and raw bacon.

It is truly the odour of kings.

Mitchum and American Crew

Sure (for Men) and Cool Water.

Old Spice and Polo

Freed smells like keyboard and he is using a salve for that sore finger

250k for Tezmac!!! He got one of them.

Freed smells like money silly...

haha, I'm going to have to agree with G :)

Go have a whiff of money and raw bacon...they're the same I tell you the same


Hence the phrase 'greedy pig'.....

oLD sPICE AND oLD sPICE

Axe and Nivea.

Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good

IPA and Whiskey

Old Spice and Brut

mmmm... hi there freed. 0.0

freed smells like carnage blender 1 and 2

liquidized coins for deodorant and liquidized notes for aftershave.

He just loves the smell of money ;)

All answers have been reset! Everyone can guess again, prizes (except humor prize) is now cut by 20% ^_^

cigarettes and booze

Anything he can take from the hotel room bathroom :P

patchouli?

kk, turns out I missed Wasp's first guess of lynx africa... That's Lynx deodorant, and polo aftershave ^_^ Since he guessed before prizes were cut, he got the 250k.

Those prizes are now closed, but when I said "All answers have been reset!", I included Tezmac's winning one, and there was another 200k for grabs just by repeating him :P

The 100k prize for who comes up with the funniest "Freed Smells!"-type response is still available, but will be closing in 24 hours.

And no, I can't simply make a shorter sentence without making an incomplete one, so I guess you're gonna have to just deal with them as they are, without complaining ^_^

Essence of Daphodill, fresh bread-crumbs in thousand island, with just a hint of new car interior.

Vintage roll of $100 dollar bills.

Meh... Participation was semi-lacking, but I guess it's hard to make Freed smell funnier than Lynx and Polo... 100k to dudemus for inspiring the prize*, and defending it!**

*I found his reply to be humorous and decided then to award money for humor

**just fancy contesty words for "nobody posted anything I found to be more humorous"

hehe, and i was just trying to create a modern myth out of freed!

thanks. : )