You know what we haven't done in a while? CB575! (in Contests)

We haven't had a haiku/senryu contest in a long, long, long time, so shall we? I think we shall. :)
Write me your best Haiku or Senryu. This edition's subject(s) will be:

Autumn and/or,
Monkeys and/or,
Carnage Blender today vs. a year ago and/or,
th00p! and/or,
All of the above (which would be truly impressive)...

Rules:
1. Multiple entries are allowed.
2. PG people!
3. Don't be insulting to any individuals. I'll ask, and even be willing to pay an admin to remove your post if you do.
4. Deadline for submission is midnight Friday/Saturday 10/24-25 (server time)

1st, 2nd and 3rd place prizes will be of a typical BarzooFabulousness, I just haven't figured out exactly what they will be just yet!

I'll pick a winner next Monday 10/27 at noon (server time)

Game on!

Oh, and here's a little refresher:

Haiku: A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
Senryu: Japanese form of short poetry similar to haiku in construction. However, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous while haiku are serious. Senryu do not need to include a kigo, or season word, like haiku.

I think i'll give this a shot. :).

Fall comes once per year
Sweet repose of the chilled air
Leaves fall bringing change

I remember liking haiku.... or was that Hakai?
Regardless... I think I will enter this more than once, but for now:

Curling and Gilded,
Gloriously they decay.
Transcendent beauty.

Crazy confused
Ah! Panic! Panic! Panic!
Wait, changemonth is done?

Complaints arise now.
oh noez my strat got nerfed.
that is balance dude.

One, Two, Three, Four, Five.
Seven is a good number.
But then, so is Five.

The guy before is good,
But was off topic like me,
So no one wins right?

arguments rehashed
upon leaves of orange fall
newly flung monkey th00p

They need a plumber
So to their front door I come
Gripping my hatchet

Swinging Monkeys Of Fall
Fifty Two Weeks Pass On By
Thoop Is Carping Todd

Strats withered by change,
Befouled by monkey-wrenches.
Th00p watches, and waits.

monkey th00p is good
spelling soup is difficult
th00p soup mmm yes please

Here we go Steelers!
Ben Rothlisberger Hines Ward
Black and Gold baby

Can it really be?
A Barzoo contest for me?
He's my main homie!

Fall is quickly here
Golden leaves and empty trees
Where has summer gone

racing down the coast
days inn on the P.C.H.
check out time is here

cold smog rolls in low
slum looms past refinery
arrival and departure

escape on four oh five
north to Radisson we go
jacuzzi nightmare

A trio in celebration of my vacation...

a contest began
but sad, off the radar screen
back to the top, bump!

Forget the monkeys.
OB's booty, immortal,
Will swallow us all!

a new ncb
single not unviable
just suck really bad

fading sun of fall
santa monica and third
cb on the road

th00p's unarmed combat
monkey had fur but grew some
steel skin this autumn.

leafless trees reveal
fifty monkeys with laptops
all attacking th00p

Autumn monkeys and
th00p dance around the Carnage
of a Blender's past.

Oh pitiful fools,
no need for all four topics.
Just praise the Barzoo!

Zombie Jonathan,
who just got a face paint job,
says, "I like turtles."

I don't expect to win.

Oh silly th00pie,
some of us want to use all
four of the topics.

Leaves cascading,
Spiraling down to the ground,
Finally fall's here!

Leaves red and gold
Standing under empty sky
Everything has gone.

Leaves red and gold
Standing under empty sky
The wheel turns again.

meh.. hardly on topic but...

Haiku or Hakai?
Simple prose or complex charms?
Which one won't talk back?

Autumn, Monkeys, th00p
and CarnageBlender too! Bumps
will keep us running!

My oh my oh my!
Have we descended so far,
Failing a contest?

Sh! Crickets chirping!
Have we lost all our minds?
Not one more reply?

Monkey does a run
Not paying us for our time
A devious man

Sure he will return
More than once he has been slow
But fair is the man

Which option is he
Devious is the monkey
True is the key man