Best Punch Line Wins! (in Contests)

I haven't done a contest in a while, so let's try this for a small one. I'm going to post a question, and you post a funny punch line! Best one wins.

100k prize up for grabs, so what's your best punch line for...

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

Because cosplay is not a real word and Bast will blow you up from the inside.

They're all expendable like the Storm Troopers.

Good luck fitting through a standard doorway

Because a drunk might try to take his X-wing into your trenches and fire his torpedo up your exhaust vent. :S

because nothing attracts the ladies like a homemade geek costume.

Because the LARPers would have too much fun with you!

Because the Death Star gets blown up. *Watches Death Star Cosplayer get attacked by a bunch of tie-fighter cosplayers and get blown up*

I'd like to note I only included that image as a reference...your jokes do not all have to be about someone dressing up as the death star..

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party? If you come to a party dressed as a storm trooper, you're guaranteed not to get your wookie Leia-ed.

Although you say that all Cosplayers are nerds I agree but I am going to be making a Renton Thurston costume and or maybe a Lelouch costume for Sakura Con next year.

...bump :)

MOAR funny! If this contest is successful, there will be others like it.

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

There is none. I mean, if there's alcohol...as time passes, you'll be a more and more sexy Vader. Alcohol always wins.

what is a punch line? /facepalm

an even better punch line:

StarWars? This is Sparta!!!

Raveshaw will want to spoon with you.

She likes the force choke ;)

Because you can't pull it off.

You can't even pull off Lando Calrissian.

"He woke up surprised that his hemorrhoid grew so much"

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?


IT'S A TRAP!

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

because whoever you dress up as, your night will end as a hans solo.

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

Because Big Bertha will Chew your Bacca.

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

You might have your photo taken and put on the internet!

Because Yoda doesn't get ladies, inside or outside the movie.

Because Star Wars Kid might hallucinate that you are Captain Kirk... and Star Wars Kid no likey Captain Kirk.

http://staff.tcu.edu/rreed/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix.wmv

Biggest reason is that there cannot be 2 Padmé's at the same party. 1 of them would be fake and therefore expelled from the cosplay ;)

ROFL, that image violated the photo bucket Terms of Use?

"because whoever you dress up as, your night will end as a hans solo."
I think this should win, at least get an honorable mention.

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

1) Because a large-eyed creature at the bar gives you a rough shove, and his mate has to translate "He doesn't like you". Which ends in someone getting thier arm cut off.

2) Because Darth Vader would have you now...

3) Becuase a fat worm would put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you.

But worse of all, after scoring a hot date at the party, as things get cosy;

4) No, no. Didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface...

bumped.

WTH, Photobucket. Just WTH

and the answer is...
(holding envelope to head)

because your picture will wind up in some demented lil fellows contest and some other poor schmuck will try to win with out having any idea what the picture looked like because he didn't log in and check the thread out till said picture (or video) wiolated photobucket's terms of use.

:D

with less "w" and a bit more "v" even.

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

Because you might look like such a dork, even Photobucket won't want you. :)

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?
Because George Lucas would tear you a new wan.

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

"Your Millennium Falcon will never ever get a chance to pass the blockade."

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?
What's the point? Han Solo gets all the wookie.

lol...
He did it all for the wookie, yeah the wookie!

are you sure that isn't vookiee? i think i was wiolated!

I think the following sentence sums up this contest well:
either it has non-PG context or it just isn't funny at all...

I vote PK as the winner for his blunt summarization of this contest.

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?

Because if either PK or Nayab show up, the party will poop. :P

What's the biggest reason NOT to cosplay a Star Wars figure at a costume party?
Because Kevlar might recognize you!

Nayab create your own contest before you try to go all righteous on someone else's please :) TYVM

People cosplay Star Wars because they can't fit into the spandex to be a Trekkie.

i wasn't being Righteous Kevlar, i was just making a response to yours!

because last time i dressed up as C3PO and everyone thought i was gay.

I'm a moron *wears dunce cap for Sunday* for Nayab :) It looked like a gang bang, sorry

QBOddFish (Rogue) 4.252.8.79 VANILLA rICE (The Legend of Jiraiya) $10000 -- honorable mention! 2:15 PM EDT
QBOddFish (Rogue) 4.252.8.79 dudemus (Kwai Chang) $100000 -- WINNER! 2:14 PM EDT
QBOddFish (Rogue) 4.252.8.79 rrowland (Powerpuff) $10000 -- honorable mention! 2:14 PM EDT

100k for the winner, and 10k for the honorable mentions :) Great responses! The next contest will be made shortly, thanks everyone for participating!

woot! thanks for the fun. ; )