Best Caption Wins! (in Contests)

QBOddBird April 19 2009 2:40 PM EDT

This idea behind this contest is very simple: I want you to come up with the funniest possible caption for this image.

For an idea of how to come up with a funny caption for any given image, just Google "demotivators" sometime. That's a perfect example of what I'm looking for.

Rules: Caption must fall under the CB PG guidelines.
You may not enter multiple times in a row; wait for someone else to enter before you enter again.

Prize money up for grabs is 100k again.


If Photobucket decides to hate on my images again, the backup link to view the image is here: Pixilis hosted version

Lochnivar April 19 2009 2:47 PM EDT

First rule of the Lion Knighthood:
ALWAYS make sure your lion is well fed.

Lochnivar April 19 2009 2:48 PM EDT

oh for the lack of an edit button...

That was supposed to have

"(the Siegfried and Roy rule)"

at the end

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- April 19 2009 2:54 PM EDT

If I woke up one day and said I wanted to dress up like a knight and ride lions. I would undoubtedly get locked up in the state ward. This loon does it, and they pay him millions and millions... *sigh* At least this way I don't have to deal with getting shot in the rear by over zealous HAL teams.

Invader Sye April 19 2009 2:57 PM EDT

Two words...


{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- April 19 2009 3:01 PM EDT

"One does not simply WALK INTO MORDOR!!!"

bensonp April 19 2009 4:18 PM EDT

Hakuna Matata

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 19 2009 4:24 PM EDT

And to think I was laughed at when I said I wanted to be He-Man when I grew your heart out Kindergarden! Now where did Battle Cat's Saddle yet!

IndependenZ April 19 2009 4:43 PM EDT

Jadis The White Witch: You know, Aslan, I'm a little disappointed in you. Did you honestly think by all this that you could save the human traitor? You are giving me your life and saving no one. So much for love. Tonight, the Deep Magic will be appeased, but tomorrow, we will take Narnia forever! In that knowledge, despair... and die!

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] April 19 2009 4:59 PM EDT


Brakke Bres [Ow man] April 19 2009 5:53 PM EDT

Lion: giving food a ride to my place

Lochnivar April 19 2009 5:56 PM EDT

He won't take this lyin' down.
(pardon the horrific pun)

j'bob April 19 2009 6:26 PM EDT

"SERIOUSLY, could someone PLEASE turn the wind machine DOWN!!!!"

TheCakeIsTheTruth April 19 2009 6:28 PM EDT

I've got such a boring job..

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 19 2009 6:30 PM EDT

After Simba's Fame in Lion King he was type cast and unable to get a decent job in show biz.

AdminShade April 19 2009 6:33 PM EDT


AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 19 2009 6:45 PM EDT


Don't try to ride a lion in real life, even if they do it in Warcarft...

Demigod April 19 2009 6:52 PM EDT

Having been laughed at for his previous Star Wars costume, Michael chose to show up at Comic-Con with the greatest Cosplay outfit EVER.

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 19 2009 7:40 PM EDT

This... is... SPARTA!!!

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] April 19 2009 9:06 PM EDT

Chartered accountants - They tame lions!

Flamey April 19 2009 9:11 PM EDT

"NATURAL SELECTION - Thank god it exists"

{cb2}ShadeSlayer April 19 2009 9:42 PM EDT

Lion: "Wonder if he knows i'm gonna bite his head for this"?

Relic April 19 2009 10:51 PM EDT


While often useful and eye catching, a cup would probably have been a better choice given the situation.

Tyriel [123456789] April 19 2009 11:02 PM EDT


The only reason the lion is doing what you ask is because it's impossible to get blood out of fur.

MissingNo April 19 2009 11:42 PM EDT


Thinks he's Superman.

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 19 2009 11:51 PM EDT

Increasingly high gas prices forced Hugo to trade his SUV in for a lion.

j'bob April 19 2009 11:58 PM EDT

OWWW! Faster Kimbo!! I've been shot in the butt with an arrow!

Untouchable April 20 2009 12:09 AM EDT

Lion-"Oh God im not gonna make it!"

Man- "Oh God hes not gonna make it"

Daz April 20 2009 12:13 AM EDT

Lion: "I've lost all my pride"

QBOddBird April 20 2009 3:30 AM EDT

Some of these are great. :D

Keep it coming! You can enter more than once!

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 20 2009 3:50 AM EDT

Lions are sissies
They get ridden by a guy named Sven

Circus Lions
The lack of thumbs makes suicide nearly impossible

Lions Lament
Hey at least it's better than belonging to Paris Hilton

Hell of a thing to do...

Bloodlust Instinct
Failing top tier predators since 1874

Is virtually indistinguishable from insanity

Smug Expressions
That lion must be a hybrid

Good sense apparently left with all the pigment

No I'm sorry, captain velvet diaper lived.

Secretly plotting to avenge the shame brought on by this

Wouldn't turn a date with Sven down

QBOddBird April 20 2009 3:59 AM EDT


his name is askold zapashny


{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 20 2009 4:03 AM EDT

You can try this home but be prepared for serious self injury

Daz April 20 2009 4:14 AM EDT

I'm only putting up with this because I'm the mane attraction. Besides, it beats Lion around.

Lochnivar April 20 2009 4:23 AM EDT

Not every new idea is a good idea.

Circus Clowns
They're what's for dinner!

Xiaz on Hiatus April 20 2009 5:14 AM EDT

AdminNightStrike April 20 2009 8:10 AM EDT

Is this the "lol cat" contest?

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 20 2009 10:25 AM EDT

Scare men and lions alike.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 20 2009 4:24 PM EDT

Teh XP wins! :D

Invader Sye April 20 2009 4:59 PM EDT

"One does not simply walk into Mordor."

QBOddBird April 22 2009 5:45 PM EDT

I'm going to bring this up for just a little longer and see if I get any more good entries, and then I'll make a decision. :)

j'bob April 22 2009 6:13 PM EDT

No animals were harmed during the making of this picture.
As far as the human goes, well now, he should have known better shouldn't he.

Demigod April 22 2009 6:48 PM EDT

Quick Simba! To the next thread argument!

Demigod April 29 2009 2:23 PM EDT

Much like an unwanted child, this thread was locked in a closet and forgotten. For shame...

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 29 2009 2:31 PM EDT

Hurry up Simba, I really need to take a crap!

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 29 2009 2:40 PM EDT

Mine just can't be PG >.<
Innuendo that's bordering the line past The Exp's epic contribution

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 29 2009 2:43 PM EDT

As another lesser thought.

Bush Gardens just became a little too up-close and personal

Neo Japan April 29 2009 3:01 PM EDT

"Your gonna Die Clown!"

QBOddBird April 29 2009 4:52 PM EDT

The Experience wins....hilarious and epic. :D

Sorry, I totally forgot this thread after the tourney started, my mind was elsewhere.

Your prize money has been sent!

QBOddFish (Rogue) The Experience (The Experience) $100000 -- winner! 4:52 PM EDT
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