Best Caption Wins! (in Contests)
April 19 2009 2:40 PM EDT
This idea behind this contest is very simple: I want you to come up with the funniest possible caption for this image.
For an idea of how to come up with a funny caption for any given image, just Google "demotivators" sometime. That's a perfect example of what I'm looking for.
Caption must fall under the CB PG guidelines.
You may not enter multiple times in a row; wait for someone else to enter before you enter again.
Prize money up for grabs is 100k again.
If Photobucket decides to hate on my images again, the backup link to view the image is here: Pixilis hosted version
April 19 2009 2:47 PM EDT
First rule of the Lion Knighthood:
ALWAYS make sure your lion is well fed.
April 19 2009 2:48 PM EDT
oh for the lack of an edit button...
That was supposed to have
"(the Siegfried and Roy rule)"
at the end
If I woke up one day and said I wanted to dress up like a knight and ride lions. I would undoubtedly get locked up in the state ward. This loon does it, and they pay him millions and millions... *sigh* At least this way I don't have to deal with getting shot in the rear by over zealous HAL teams.
April 19 2009 2:57 PM EDT
"One does not simply WALK INTO MORDOR!!!"
April 19 2009 4:18 PM EDT
April 19 2009 4:24 PM EDT
And to think I was laughed at when I said I wanted to be He-Man when I grew up.....eat your heart out Kindergarden! Now where did Battle Cat's Saddle go......oh...wait....no...not yet!
April 19 2009 4:43 PM EDT
Jadis The White Witch: You know, Aslan, I'm a little disappointed in you. Did you honestly think by all this that you could save the human traitor? You are giving me your life and saving no one. So much for love. Tonight, the Deep Magic will be appeased, but tomorrow, we will take Narnia forever! In that knowledge, despair... and die!
Lion: giving food a ride to my place
April 19 2009 5:56 PM EDT
He won't take this lyin' down.
(pardon the horrific pun)
April 19 2009 6:26 PM EDT
"SERIOUSLY, could someone PLEASE turn the wind machine DOWN!!!!"
I've got such a boring job..
After Simba's Fame in Lion King he was type cast and unable to get a decent job in show biz.
April 19 2009 6:33 PM EDT
Don't try to ride a lion in real life, even if they do it in Warcarft...
April 19 2009 6:52 PM EDT
Having been laughed at for his previous Star Wars costume, Michael chose to show up at Comic-Con with the greatest Cosplay outfit EVER.
Chartered accountants - They tame lions!
April 19 2009 9:11 PM EDT
"NATURAL SELECTION - Thank god it exists"
Lion: "Wonder if he knows i'm gonna bite his head for this"?
April 19 2009 10:51 PM EDT
SHINY SHIN GUARDS
While often useful and eye catching, a cup would probably have been a better choice given the situation.
The only reason the lion is doing what you ask is because it's impossible to get blood out of fur.
April 19 2009 11:42 PM EDT
Thinks he's Superman.
April 19 2009 11:51 PM EDT
Increasingly high gas prices forced Hugo to trade his SUV in for a lion.
April 19 2009 11:58 PM EDT
OWWW! Faster Kimbo!! I've been shot in the butt with an arrow!
April 20 2009 12:09 AM EDT
Lion-"Oh God im not gonna make it!"
Man- "Oh God hes not gonna make it"
April 20 2009 12:13 AM EDT
Lion: "I've lost all my pride"
April 20 2009 3:30 AM EDT
Some of these are great. :D
Keep it coming! You can enter more than once!
Lions are sissies
They get ridden by a guy named Sven
The lack of thumbs makes suicide nearly impossible
Hey at least it's better than belonging to Paris Hilton
Hell of a thing to do...
Failing top tier predators since 1874
Is virtually indistinguishable from insanity
That lion must be a hybrid
Good sense apparently left with all the pigment
No I'm sorry, captain velvet diaper lived.
Secretly plotting to avenge the shame brought on by this
Wouldn't turn a date with Sven down
April 20 2009 3:59 AM EDT
his name is askold zapashny
You can try this home but be prepared for serious self injury
April 20 2009 4:14 AM EDT
I'm only putting up with this because I'm the mane attraction. Besides, it beats Lion around.
April 20 2009 4:23 AM EDT
Not every new idea is a good idea.
They're what's for dinner!
Is this the "lol cat" contest?
April 20 2009 10:25 AM EDT
Scare men and lions alike.
April 20 2009 4:59 PM EDT
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
April 22 2009 5:45 PM EDT
I'm going to bring this up for just a little longer and see if I get any more good entries, and then I'll make a decision. :)
April 22 2009 6:13 PM EDT
No animals were harmed during the making of this picture.
As far as the human goes, well now, he should have known better shouldn't he.
April 22 2009 6:48 PM EDT
Quick Simba! To the next thread argument!
April 29 2009 2:23 PM EDT
Much like an unwanted child, this thread was locked in a closet and forgotten. For shame...
Hurry up Simba, I really need to take a crap!
Mine just can't be PG >.<
Innuendo that's bordering the line past The Exp's epic contribution
As another lesser thought.
Bush Gardens just became a little too up-close and personal
April 29 2009 3:01 PM EDT
"Your gonna Die Clown!"
April 29 2009 4:52 PM EDT
The Experience wins....hilarious and epic. :D
Sorry, I totally forgot this thread after the tourney started, my mind was elsewhere.
Your prize money has been sent!
QBOddFish (Rogue) 188.8.131.52 The Experience (The Experience) $100000 -- winner! 4:52 PM EDT
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