Interest rate: 2% for The Knighthood and The Knighthood II members; 5% for everyone else.
I would like all loans to be paid back in full, with interest, no longer than two (2) months from the original transfer of funds. Exceptions may be made, so feel free to ask.
The credited will be asked to pay transfer fees.
Note: I will only deal with people I know to be trustworthy enough to handle a loan. So, 2nd day NUBs, sorry.
Current amount to be loaned: $14,000,000 (Will grow!)
Fine print: If you fail to pay up, your soul can, and will, be forfeited to AoD to do with as he pleases, which includes, but is not limited to: Taking you back in time and leaving you to rot in a debtors prison; making you "infidel" of a powerful oil-rich sheik's summer residence cleaning staff; dragging you down to hell (or wherever he lives); and making you Multi's cell-mate for all eternity.