Turtle Tossing. (in Off-topic)

http://armorgames.com/play/4421/toss-the-turtle

Turtles. Guns. Explosives. Cannons. Spikes.

You have been warned.

that game is awesome.

Woah... I'm wasting far too much time at work on that. I'll have to start over at home, it's addictive.

Yeah, so this is amusing.

My current high score

That's how far I've gotten. I could have gone much longer, but I hit spikes...
I'm stopping for now, though.

Okay, so it turns out that was a pathetic record. I nearly beat it by *trying* to do everything wrong...

Right. Okay. Yes. You can make this game go forever.

I just got 4,036,538 feet, earning $845,761. I only stopped going because its really late and I need to be up early.

any tips for the game? I can't seem to get more than 3,000 feet. :(

keep on trying, the game is similar to that boy jumping in the air (also in fav out of BA games)

The game is hugely based on Pokemon though =D

game is so addicting that I forgot lunch :(

Lol, I was going to say my maximum was 20000 feet but I just got to 60000... xD

How is it based on pokemon when it has the dudes from Mario Bros. in it?

well the turtle looks a lot like squirtle

Turtle = Squirtle
Some dude which is on the ground looks like dugtrio or one of those.
some of the birds might look like another.


but it's a mix I think :)

I'm moving too quickly to notice these things.

nah, one of the bouncing things is a goomba from super mario

On the medals screen, there's also some text about "gotta collect them all." Though I don't see much correlation beyond that.

it's all a bunch of references to video games and memes

they seem to have sampled from a few sources

Finally broke the 1m club

Back to the Top For Moar Addiction!

This game is fun! Can you save progress though? I tried it real quick and didn't see a save feature.

So, it will save your progress through cookies. I just tried it out. So you don't have to worry about saving.

sweet!

"I nearly beat it by *trying* to do everything wrong..."

Poor Daz, even fails at failing... :P

3.5million feet in 1 run :P
only 4 medulz left to get although the jeep one is a royal pain in the backside :P

just keep holding a through a buncha runs and you'll eventually hit the jeep. I gave up once i finally got the 2h badge, not gonna spend 3 hours just for the last one :P

Got all medals in 5 hours playing, got to 3 mil feet and closed it :)

Yeah, when you buy all upgrades, a single run will get you enough cash to buy so many nukes that you can basically just keep going for as long as you like :P

Does anyone know what the 'secret button' in the store is? Is it just the link to Armour Games?

There's a question mark in between the 2 words. I think that might be the secret link.

it's just that link.

Blah. 5795286 feet. Then I stopped paying attention for a moment and got back spike-riddled. I wonder if the 5 hour bonus will actually be noticeable...

What's the 5 hour bonus?

another +100% cannon power, replacing (I assume) the +50% from the 2 hour bonus.

Yup, the bonuses are total bonuses.

just goofing around, earned over 1m cash

and on that ^^ one i got stopped by a UFO, or i coulda kept going longer

gr8 game, /me retires