Turtle Tossing. (in Off-topic)


FailBoat[SG] September 4 2009 8:17 AM EDT

http://armorgames.com/play/4421/toss-the-turtle

Turtles. Guns. Explosives. Cannons. Spikes.

You have been warned.

MonkeyMandate [Wasting Time] September 4 2009 9:06 AM EDT

that game is awesome.

Demigod September 4 2009 9:16 AM EDT

Woah... I'm wasting far too much time at work on that. I'll have to start over at home, it's addictive.

Daz September 4 2009 9:33 AM EDT

Yeah, so this is amusing.

Daz September 4 2009 10:17 AM EDT

My current high score

That's how far I've gotten. I could have gone much longer, but I hit spikes...
I'm stopping for now, though.

Daz September 4 2009 10:36 AM EDT

Okay, so it turns out that was a pathetic record. I nearly beat it by *trying* to do everything wrong...

Daz September 4 2009 12:07 PM EDT

Right. Okay. Yes. You can make this game go forever.

I just got 4,036,538 feet, earning $845,761. I only stopped going because its really late and I need to be up early.

lel September 4 2009 12:14 PM EDT

any tips for the game? I can't seem to get more than 3,000 feet. :(

AdminShade September 4 2009 12:53 PM EDT

keep on trying, the game is similar to that boy jumping in the air (also in fav out of BA games)

The game is hugely based on Pokemon though =D

lel September 4 2009 12:54 PM EDT

game is so addicting that I forgot lunch :(

AdminShade September 4 2009 1:02 PM EDT

Lol, I was going to say my maximum was 20000 feet but I just got to 60000... xD

AdminTal Destra [Forge Of Norn] September 4 2009 1:03 PM EDT

How is it based on pokemon when it has the dudes from Mario Bros. in it?

w!ms September 4 2009 1:18 PM EDT

well the turtle looks a lot like squirtle

AdminShade September 4 2009 1:25 PM EDT

Turtle = Squirtle
Some dude which is on the ground looks like dugtrio or one of those.
some of the birds might look like another.


but it's a mix I think :)

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] September 4 2009 1:26 PM EDT

I'm moving too quickly to notice these things.

lel September 4 2009 1:27 PM EDT

nah, one of the bouncing things is a goomba from super mario

Demigod September 4 2009 1:27 PM EDT

On the medals screen, there's also some text about "gotta collect them all." Though I don't see much correlation beyond that.

w!ms September 4 2009 1:28 PM EDT

it's all a bunch of references to video games and memes

Demigod September 4 2009 1:28 PM EDT

they seem to have sampled from a few sources

AdminTal Destra [Forge Of Norn] September 4 2009 2:04 PM EDT

Finally broke the 1m club

FailBoat[SG] September 5 2009 12:04 AM EDT

Back to the Top For Moar Addiction!

kevlar September 5 2009 12:15 AM EDT

This game is fun! Can you save progress though? I tried it real quick and didn't see a save feature.

FailBoat[SG] September 5 2009 12:20 AM EDT

So, it will save your progress through cookies. I just tried it out. So you don't have to worry about saving.

kevlar September 5 2009 12:22 AM EDT

sweet!

TheHatchetman September 5 2009 2:01 AM EDT

"I nearly beat it by *trying* to do everything wrong..."

Poor Daz, even fails at failing... :P

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] September 5 2009 5:16 AM EDT

3.5million feet in 1 run :P
only 4 medulz left to get although the jeep one is a royal pain in the backside :P

TheHatchetman September 5 2009 5:18 AM EDT

just keep holding a through a buncha runs and you'll eventually hit the jeep. I gave up once i finally got the 2h badge, not gonna spend 3 hours just for the last one :P

AdminShade September 5 2009 5:18 AM EDT

Got all medals in 5 hours playing, got to 3 mil feet and closed it :)

Daz September 5 2009 6:55 AM EDT

Yeah, when you buy all upgrades, a single run will get you enough cash to buy so many nukes that you can basically just keep going for as long as you like :P

Does anyone know what the 'secret button' in the store is? Is it just the link to Armour Games?

lel September 5 2009 6:56 AM EDT

There's a question mark in between the 2 words. I think that might be the secret link.

AdminShade September 5 2009 7:04 AM EDT

it's just that link.

Daz September 5 2009 7:30 AM EDT

Blah. 5795286 feet. Then I stopped paying attention for a moment and got back spike-riddled. I wonder if the 5 hour bonus will actually be noticeable...

lel September 5 2009 9:23 AM EDT

What's the 5 hour bonus?

Daz September 5 2009 9:30 AM EDT

another +100% cannon power, replacing (I assume) the +50% from the 2 hour bonus.

AdminShade September 5 2009 9:31 AM EDT

Yup, the bonuses are total bonuses.

AdminTal Destra [Forge Of Norn] September 5 2009 12:56 PM EDT



just goofing around, earned over 1m cash

AdminTal Destra [Forge Of Norn] September 5 2009 12:59 PM EDT

and on that ^^ one i got stopped by a UFO, or i coulda kept going longer

kevlar September 6 2009 3:04 AM EDT

gr8 game, /me retires Photobucket
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