Cigarette speed challenge (in Contests)


Trentin March 29 2010 3:18 PM EDT

I'm offering 1 million CBD to the person who can beat my said time. I can probably smoke a cigarette in under 35 seconds.

Bring it on!

Underage Drinking March 29 2010 3:19 PM EDT

why?

ScY March 29 2010 3:19 PM EDT

I smoked a whole cigarette in 17 seconds.

Trentin March 29 2010 3:22 PM EDT

Alright youtube it, its okay if you remain annonymous for the insurance companies

Wasp [Demon Forging] March 29 2010 3:25 PM EDT

Urghh. Thats foul.

ScY March 29 2010 3:30 PM EDT

Sorry it was 27 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWeNcVD03-o&feature=related

Sorry if its not PG.

QBJohnnywas March 29 2010 3:43 PM EDT

I just ate a cigarette in under 20 seconds.

Lord Bob March 29 2010 3:59 PM EDT

Yuck. You couldn't pay me a mill just to light one of those nasty things, let alone try to smoke it in under that time.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] March 29 2010 4:17 PM EDT

When I was very young I could smoke a whole cigarette in about two and a half drags. Was amazingly cool then, now I just get queasy thinking about it. Yeah for quitting and not smelling (as) bad!

kevlar March 29 2010 4:25 PM EDT

JW, no more of that (although I know you are joking) ... in that eating cigarettes is far more dangerous in the short term than smoking them. >;]

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 29 2010 4:29 PM EDT

i quit dipping snuff after about 25 years, beat that!

Trentin March 29 2010 4:35 PM EDT

Trentin March 29 2010 4:35 PM EDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30N05FIw-C0

Demigod March 29 2010 4:38 PM EDT

i quit dipping snuff after about 25 years, beat that!


I used to dip back when I would kayak (the smokers would bring it since cigarette+water=fail). I quit after about 3-4 years of using it. Oddly enough, I picked it up again about five weeks ago. As white trash as it sounds, it's really enjoyable. But I do need to quit it again.

ScY March 29 2010 4:44 PM EDT

Yeah well I did this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN5aMjTCfo4

Sickone March 29 2010 8:12 PM EDT

What a waste of a perfectly good cigarette.
That's not SMOKING a cigarette, that's BURNING a cigarette.

Admiralkiller March 29 2010 8:24 PM EDT

Scy They tested that on Mythbusters and it is a confirmed myth. There is a scientific reason with an actual term for you not burning yourself (too lazy to look it up) Basically the water forms a layer of insulation around your skin (for the brief period your hand is in molten metal)

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] March 29 2010 8:29 PM EDT

It's because water has a high specific heat, my physics teacher did it in class.

iBananco [Blue Army] March 29 2010 8:31 PM EDT

Scy They tested that on Mythbusters and it is a confirmed myth. There is a scientific reason with an actual term for you not burning yourself (too lazy to look it up) Basically the water forms a layer of insulation around your skin (for the brief period your hand is in molten metal)

It works, so .... it's a myth?

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] March 29 2010 8:41 PM EDT

I think he means the little sign came up that said "confirmed" which means it's not a myth, but actually happens.

DoS [Demon Forging] March 29 2010 8:47 PM EDT

/me sighs, your lung would not be happy.

ScY March 29 2010 9:01 PM EDT

Im waiting for my 1M

Trentin March 29 2010 9:35 PM EDT

Um, what i meant is you have to beat my time.

Trentin March 29 2010 9:36 PM EDT

Mine was 26 seconds

Demigod March 29 2010 9:37 PM EDT

I would prefer to see ScY sacrifice his health in another video. :)

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 29 2010 9:41 PM EDT

especially if he can use his powers of precognition and upload the video over a month before the contest again! ; )

Trentin March 29 2010 9:47 PM EDT

ya but it didn't matter, i kicked that buff dudes boohind,

Godpanda March 29 2010 10:00 PM EDT

Why are you happy about killing yourself at a speed few can match?

Eliteofdelete [Battle Royale] March 29 2010 10:04 PM EDT

Maybe he doesn't want to live long. I have a friend who doesn't want to live past 30, doesn't make any sense.

NooneKnows March 30 2010 11:24 AM EDT

^^why would you want to?

pr: just under 25s, 8 drags total. yes, my lungs abhor me.

Eliteofdelete [Battle Royale] March 30 2010 11:26 AM EDT

If you wanted the mill you would have had to post the video to verify >_>.

NooneKnows March 30 2010 11:35 AM EDT

I mean, I'd rather not do it again... much less beat my pr.

besides, I quit since then :)

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] March 30 2010 12:29 PM EDT

Isn't this kid all of like 12? why is he smoking?

Little Anthony March 30 2010 1:49 PM EDT

i did it at 15 sec. for $5 once. I won :D

AdminG Beee March 30 2010 2:08 PM EDT

Smoking can't be bad for you if Goofy does it!

ScY March 30 2010 4:05 PM EDT

I'm offering 1 million CBD to the person who can beat my said time. I can probably smoke a cigarette in under 35 seconds.


Said time=35 seconds. It was beaten. No backsies, takebacks, mulligans etc.

Trentin March 30 2010 9:44 PM EDT

I meant ill pay you in a said time, cus i dont have a mil, grammar error on my part. Besides, i think we know your not legit >.>

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] March 31 2010 2:22 AM EDT

/me facepalms and burns iris.
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