What the hell (in Off-topic)


QBOddBird April 21 2010 8:54 PM EDT

No really, this movie should've just been named "what the hell," cuz that's all I could think while watching the trailer.

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- April 21 2010 8:59 PM EDT

:P nice one OB

Invader Sye April 21 2010 9:38 PM EDT

i didn't know if i should rofl or cringe in disgust...

SO I DID BOTH!

Zenai [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 21 2010 9:52 PM EDT

/me Facepalms

QBOddBird April 21 2010 10:09 PM EDT

Invader Sye April 21 2010 10:43 PM EDT

omg OB... that's actually real xD

i need to post this on 4chan

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] April 21 2010 10:51 PM EDT

how is babby formed?

Demigod April 21 2010 10:51 PM EDT

The last scene looks like something out of a really bad adult film.

Still, slap on a RiffTrax and I'll watch it.

Invader Sye April 21 2010 10:57 PM EDT

Imagine the sales pitch that this person had to give to make this movie... or the fetish that the producer has to accept it.

Invader Sye April 21 2010 11:18 PM EDT

i kinda want to see this movie just to find out how the human centipede is supposed to be kept alive (if it is), because from his diagram...

the first person would eat and get the nutrition from the food.

the second person gets crap

the third person gets crap from 2 people

Unless he somehow connects their bodies via blood vessels, you're going to have 1/3 a human centipede with 3x the crap of a human

QBOddBird April 22 2010 7:05 PM EDT

perhaps it's going on the concept that a shortened intestine in each body would offer less nutrition from the food

so it would pass through the first person and give them some nutrition
go to the 2nd, they'd get a little more out of it

whoever is in the back is getting the shaft of this deal no matter what though

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 [SHIELD] April 22 2010 7:09 PM EDT

Sadly, an actual doctor was hired to give his professional opinion on the procedure when the movie was in production, and he suggested that this was actually viable in real life.

Wikipedia, forcing me to doubt our continued survival past the foreseeable future.

QBRanger April 22 2010 7:25 PM EDT

Typical Torture Porn.

Same vein as Hostel, Saw, Wolf Creek etc...

Trying to make a film more shocking than the last. Knowing there are some sick people out there who will watch anything with perverse themes.

AdminNemesia [Demonic Serenity] April 22 2010 7:43 PM EDT

I prefer a nice post-apocalyptic movie.

BadFish April 22 2010 9:40 PM EDT

anyone else catch the little "100% medically accurate" label at the end? I lol'd

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 [SHIELD] April 22 2010 9:46 PM EDT

Well, assuming they all die at the end, it is pretty accurate.

Cube April 23 2010 7:06 AM EDT

"a lot of actresses walked out of readings with disgust upon hearing the full nature of the role"

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 23 2010 7:33 AM EDT

O_O

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 23 2010 7:38 AM EDT

that by using an IV drip to supplement the diet of the middle and back parts, the centipede would be able to survive for "years".

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 23 2010 10:29 AM EDT

That was fairly creepy, in an incredibly stupid sense.

Demigod April 23 2010 10:55 AM EDT

"a lot of actresses walked out of readings with disgust upon hearing the full nature of the role"


"You did the screen test really well, and we're ready to offer you the role. But first, how do you feel about butt-to-mouth? Wait, don't leave!"
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