Good news, everybody ! (in Off-topic)

It is I, Professor Farnsworth !
I have just invented a device that lets you read this in my voice in your head !

Now, for something completely different... some mind control experiments.


YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY !

Do try not to suffocate.

That's right, do it slowly.


YOU ARE NOW BLINKING MANUALLY !

Try to remember to do it every now and then.


YOU JUST BECAME AWARE THAT YOUR HEAD IS ITCHY !

Be careful not to scratch too hard.


THE FINAL COUNTDOWN IS PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD NOW !

It would help if you uncrossed your legs and took your left hand off your face.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good news for people who love bad news

And after reading this you'll feel an urge to lick your lips as they're feeling dry.

Nope!

You got me with everything but the itch :P

YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!...completely

YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY!

Still involuntary.

YOU ARE NOW BLINKING MANUALLY!

Still involuntary.

YOU JUST BECAME AWARE THAT YOUR HEAD IS ITCHY!

Nope.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN IS PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD NOW!

Nope, was listening to a different song because it was in my head. But, I do have final countdown in my playlist. Does that count?

This doesn't really work on me. Only one that sort of worked was the itchy one. I think it helps that I don't know what The Final Countdown is though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IKcMl_a9A

Dada dada dada tata da.

YOU JUST BECAME AWARE YOU NEED TO SEND GL ALL YUR CBD!

Please transfer permenantly to any of my characters. ;)

@Lamuness : same for me, actually :)
The "doc voice" though, that works :P

Was just wondering how many others DO "fit" with the above thingies :D

That's just freaky and weird.

Why would you pipe "Europe" into my head? That's not just bad taste in music, it's cruel!

Sadist.

It's been done.
http://www.carnageblender.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=002jd2

Fail.

You got me on the others though.

You got me at breathing... Everything else not so much...