Alice in the Matrix?!?!?!?! (in Contests)

I was playing around with a friend of mine and this accidentally came about as a joke.

I said well this is the first step of many, are you sure you want to go down this rabbit hole. He replied "If it is the Matrix I will NOT take the Blue Pill, If this is Alice in Wonderland this is getting curiouser and curiouser."

To be a Smarty Pants I came up with this:

This is Alice in the Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agent Jabberwocky is Coming!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink the Blue Tea Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Red Architect Wants your Head!!!!!!
The White Oracle will help you!!!!!!!!!
Be Careful of the Cheshire Merovingian!

Your Late, Your Late for a Very Important Hacker Broadcast Date!!!


I though it was kind of funny and thought well this would make a Great Contest soooo How many Crossover Phrases can you think of?

The Prize is 500K to be decided by me. The only Rule is you cannot Copy anyone else's Phrase be original make your own!

there is no teaspoon.

Dude ftw

I'll take that as "Dude Forget this Wonderland"....lol

Welcome to the desert... of the real. We're all mad here.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Black Hawks

Hmmm well I guess I was not Specific in saying only Alice in Wonderland and The Matrix. So I guess all crossovers are welcome. Although I would ask that you Include the two(or more) movies that you are referencing to make it easier to understand. Especially for those of us that do not have a lot of movie watchin time.....lol

Fear and Loathing in Tibet.

Whoa.

You are *the* Alice, Neo.

"Stop trying to hit me and eat me !"
"Do you think that's tea you're drinking ?"
:P

What no more Entries? 500k folks!

Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing ﾅ why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

The Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

Alice:
Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is -- oh dear! I shall never get to "the one" at that rate!