Proof of Gods Existence? (in General)

Vicious Cat February 15 2011 2:12 AM EST

So, this morning the cat jumped on me at 3:30am waking me up. I had a slight headache and stomach ache, so I lay there all uncormfortable for a while, not being able to get back to sleep. The cat kept pawing at me, so I opened the curtains a tad, so that she could jump onto our window-sill. Unfortunately, this had the effect that the moon, hitherto hidden by said curtains, was now shining directly at me when I lay down. Giving me more of a headache and making me more awake. So, I turned my phone on to log in, fiddled with WiFi, which had apparently been turned off, and when I logged in...

I had 159BA !!!!!

How cool was that?

Quite tired this morning tho...

AdminNemesia [Demonic Serenity] February 15 2011 2:54 AM EST

That was actually a sign of your cat gaining higher level intelligence and waking you up to burn your ba. Soon it will start talking.

A Lesser AR of 15 [Red Permanent Assurance] February 15 2011 4:23 AM EST

Wrong! The cat was enlightened by the botcheck of God for only a moment.
There is no way said feline could have evolved an internal clock like it's master. The animal doesn't even have thumbs!

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] February 15 2011 6:27 AM EST

My body has learned to do this on its own, I'm always waking up exactly when I have a full stock of BA.

DrAcO5676 [The Knighthood III] February 15 2011 6:58 AM EST

proof that neither your cat is vicious nor are you ^_^

Lord Bob February 15 2011 9:42 AM EST

My cat has a new favorite Windows application: the on-screen keyboard. Now she can lay on my lap, and I don't have to reach forward for the real keyboard every time I hit a bot check.

AdminShade February 15 2011 11:06 AM EST

The real thing is that you have a Chinese cat which read the bot check GOD from right to left


Lochnivar February 15 2011 11:40 AM EST

ahhh cats, nature's botcheck
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