Proof of Gods Existence? (in General)
February 15 2011 2:12 AM EST
So, this morning the cat jumped on me at 3:30am waking me up. I had a slight headache and stomach ache, so I lay there all uncormfortable for a while, not being able to get back to sleep. The cat kept pawing at me, so I opened the curtains a tad, so that she could jump onto our window-sill. Unfortunately, this had the effect that the moon, hitherto hidden by said curtains, was now shining directly at me when I lay down. Giving me more of a headache and making me more awake. So, I turned my phone on to log in, fiddled with WiFi, which had apparently been turned off, and when I logged in...
I had 159BA !!!!!
How cool was that?
Quite tired this morning tho...
That was actually a sign of your cat gaining higher level intelligence and waking you up to burn your ba. Soon it will start talking.
Wrong! The cat was enlightened by the botcheck of God for only a moment.
There is no way said feline could have evolved an internal clock like it's master. The animal doesn't even have thumbs!
My body has learned to do this on its own, I'm always waking up exactly when I have a full stock of BA.
proof that neither your cat is vicious nor are you ^_^
February 15 2011 9:42 AM EST
My cat has a new favorite Windows application: the on-screen keyboard. Now she can lay on my lap, and I don't have to reach forward for the real keyboard every time I hit a bot check.
February 15 2011 11:06 AM EST
The real thing is that you have a Chinese cat which read the bot check GOD from right to left
February 15 2011 11:40 AM EST
ahhh cats, nature's botcheck
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