I'm ROFLing so hard right now. Trolling this community has the BEST responses. Plus you get free USD. What's not to like?
Oh no, guys! He's trolling us! Quick, what should we do?!
Call the fire department! Call the coast guard! Call the army! Call Arnold Schwartenicantspellhislastname!
Unfortunately, I fear it may already be too late for us all. However, as citizens of this Blender, we must take a stand and fight for our pride, nay, our honor! We must not let this crime do unpunished!
Also, before I die, I want you all to know that I like turtles and I've never seen The Godfather.