DnD, done and dirt cheap? (in Off-topic)


DERPA [Red Permanent Assurance] July 5 2011 11:47 PM EDT

After defeating the explosive tinman that hide behind an iron door did our heroes enter the lair to find a giant copper dragon, not a white dragon.
His name is Medelemak and he explains how this came to be. Mouths ago he tunneled into this cave and killed a white dragon half his size, took his treasure, and with the help of a lady cleric decided to stage a festival.
Under the guise of the flamboyant host we saw our first night did he manage the assets and build the memorable maze. He promised the hamlet there would be new walls, wells, and a church after this week so the townspeople would agree to his askings. With the help of the priestess were the wererats poisoned as part of the downpayment. Medelemak called this cave's former owner a white coward and daft wizard. Forced his will over hobgoblins, bugbears, a herd of minotaur like creatures, and small bands of orc for trinkets that they gathered in the area. The construct, screaming bolts, magic spoon, time scroll, elven boots, bracers, and luck stone were in his coffers. Though we do not know if he created any of them.
After an hour of his boasting he sends the lot through a portal in the ground. Teleporting all into the maze's jailcell with the magnet(key) in hand. The old paladin, Marian Silverkin, does not go thus choose to hike down the mountain and bury the dead properly. Couple of hours later were our heroes gathered on stage and presented by the flamboyant host to onlookers. Those on stage were presented...
Chain Shirt of Silent Moves +2(8000gp)*color: brillant copper red*, 30,000cp, masterwork Thievesï¾’ tools, & 525exp each.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 5 2011 11:50 PM EDT

whoa...

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] July 5 2011 11:53 PM EDT

I didn't die!

DERPA [Red Permanent Assurance] July 6 2011 12:15 AM EDT

To clarify! That's an armor, cash, and tools for each player.
If the group wishes to continue. The setting will be of Forgotten Realms, starting off from the Nether mountains right of Silverymoon in the Silver Marsh.

DERPA [Red Permanent Assurance] July 7 2011 7:06 AM EDT

Unless all agree to a better time the next session will be on Friday.

DERPA [Red Permanent Assurance] July 11 2011 12:39 AM EDT

Until another time is decided the next session will be on Friday same time. Take a hammer to the 4th wall on travel plans. I don't want to spend a session wondering how bad this camping trip will be. ;p

AdminShade July 11 2011 5:11 AM EDT

*fixed width of the image*

DERPA [Red Permanent Assurance] July 16 2011 10:38 PM EDT

Vines & Titan have joined the Crew of Irregular Tools! Tasha is now a fairy, gasp, and we are still playing on Fridays at 20 hours server time. =/

Phoenix [The Forgehood] July 16 2011 11:51 PM EDT

Gun's map of the world if you're curious
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/wd_maps/FRposterLarge_72.jpg

Phoenix [The Forgehood] July 16 2011 11:53 PM EDT

btw, gun wanted me to say that he drew it freehand, but you can see the wizards.com

DERPA [Red Permanent Assurance] July 21 2011 11:22 PM EDT


I'm going to smite all in 21 hours due to doubts of my artistic skill.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] July 21 2011 11:44 PM EDT

Who would ever doubt the artistic skill of those who created your world?
oh wait, nvm (non religious folks :D )

AdminNemesia [Demonic Serenity] July 22 2011 12:05 AM EDT

reminds me of this

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP

Admiralkiller July 22 2011 12:51 AM EDT

That's nonsense Nat

Quyen July 22 2011 3:58 AM EDT

till it happens to someone :3

DERPA [Red Permanent Assurance] July 28 2011 12:14 AM EDT

Super group shopping adventure in Sundabar. Do plan and tell me the next plan of action.
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