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RavePunkRobo October 14 2012 3:46 PM EDT

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

Zenai October 14 2012 11:08 PM EDT

There was a mother that was determined to teach her daughter the value of a dollar and personal possessions. So she took her to the dollar store and while doing some fake shopping the little girl asked her for her lucky key chain to play with. Of course mom had waited for this moment and said "No hun this is my lucky key chain, I do what I want with it including not giving it to you to play with." Then the girl says "But why? I just want to play with it!" The mother replies again "Because it is MY lucky key chain and I do what I want with it including not give it to you to play with"

The little girl pouted and stomped her feet until she saw an expensive doll and exclaimed "Mom mom mom look look look I have to have it, I have to have it!" Oh now this was just too good for mom to pass up. "Hun that doll is just too expensive dear and until you learn how to take care of things I will not buy you anything expensive." The little girl replied "But why? I just want to play with it!." The mother replied again "Hun that doll is just TOO expensive dear and until you LEARN how to take care of things I will not buy you anything expensive."

The little girl pouted and stomped her feet for while. Then like a light had turned on she calmly walked over to a shelf and nimbly plucked a cheap princess doll from a shelf. After which she presented it to mom with the huge puppydog eyes and sweet smile and announced how cheap it was and asked if she could have it. Mom was impressed that the little girl had settled on something so cheap and felt it would be good to reward her so she bought it.

Once everything was packed into the car, mom and little girl was strapped in the girl began playing with the doll having a grand time as mother started driving. Mom stopped at a red traffic light, the little girl promptly rolled down the window popped off one of the dolls legs and chunked it out the window.

Mom exclaimed "See this is why I refused to get something expensive for you why did you do that?!"

The little girl calmly replied with a smile "It's my doll and I do what I want with it including rip it's leg off and throw it out the window."

The mom huffed and sped off in frustration.

Mom stopped at a red traffic light, the little girl promptly rolled down the window popped off one of the dolls arms and chunked it out the window.

Mom exclaimed "See this is why I refused to get something expensive for you why did you do that?!"

The little girl calmly replied with a smile "It's my doll and I do what I want with it including rip it's arm off and throw it out the window."

The mom huffed and sped off in frustration.

Mom stopped at a red traffic light, the little girl promptly rolled down the window popped off another of the dolls legs and chunked it out the window.

Mom exclaimed "See this is why I refused to get something expensive for you why did you do that?!"

The little girl calmly replied with a smile "It's my doll and I do what I want with it including rip it's leg off and throw it out the window."

The mom huffed and sped off in frustration.

Mom stopped at a red traffic light, the little girl promptly rolled down the window popped off another of the dolls legs and chunked it out the window.

Mom exclaimed "See this is why I refused to get something expensive for you why did you do that?!"

The little girl calmly replied with a smile "It's my doll and I do what I want with it including rip it's leg off and throw it out the window."

The mom huffed and sped off in frustration.

Mom stopped at a red traffic light, the little girl promptly rolled down the window popped off another of the dolls arms and chunked it out the window.

Mom exclaimed "See this is why I refused to get something expensive for you why did you do that?!"

The little girl calmly replied with a smile "It's my doll and I do what I want with it including rip it's arm off and throw it out the window."

The mom huffed and sped off in frustration.

Mom stopped at a red traffic light, the little girl promptly rolled down the window popped off another of the dolls legs and chunked it out the window.

Mom exclaimed "See this is why I refused to get something expensive for you why did you do that?!"

The little girl calmly replied with a smile "It's my doll and I do what I want with it including rip it's leg off and throw it out the window."

The mom huffed and sped off in frustration.

Mom stopped at a red traffic light, the little girl promptly rolled down the window popped off another of the dolls arms and chunked it out the window.

Mom exclaimed "See this is why I refused to get something expensive for you why did you do that?!"

The little girl calmly replied with a smile "It's my doll and I do what I want with it including rip it's arm off and throw it out the window."

The mom huffed and sped off in frustration............

Xenogard [Chaotic Serenity] October 15 2012 8:27 AM EDT

Knock Knock

Neo Japan October 15 2012 9:48 AM EDT

Who's there?

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] October 15 2012 9:50 AM EDT

zenai how many feet and arms does that doll have?

Zenai October 15 2012 10:38 AM EDT

AoD: It's MY Anti-Joke I tell it how I want to whether it it repetitive or not. <=== Anti-Punchline!

RavePunkRobo October 15 2012 11:03 AM EDT

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender leaves because sharks are dangerous.

Adminedyit October 15 2012 1:29 PM EDT

A baby seal walks into a club...

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] October 16 2012 8:31 AM EDT

knock knock...

who is there???

doctor...

RavePunkRobo October 16 2012 11:34 AM EDT

A panda walks into a bar, but the bartender refuses to serve him because pandas eats shoots and leaves.

A panda walks into a bar, but the bartender tell him to leave because pandas are endangered.
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