Based on the Washington Post's Style Invitational I asked CB'rs to take any word from the dictionary (or CB environment), alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. sutekh137 picked a few of his favourites from this thread in order to narrow down the field and now it's your chance to decide who wins the $1m prize.
A summary of the entries chosen for the poll can be found on the last post of the thread to save you scrolling though it all.

Total of 130 votes


Dexicon by rufen 8.5
Tel-e-phobe by Carbonize 10.8
Longuage by Johnnywas 11.5
Unaimed Combat by Vicious Cat 23.8
Changehog by Sacredpeanut 13.1
Stratedgy by Johnnywas 32.3

Comments

stratedgy ftw! never know whats gonna happen..

-- Rizz

That sort of technology is suspicious!

It's true -- I'm a telephobe.

-- QBBast

Tel-e-phobe

;-)

-- stabilo

stratedgy is the best

-- stevebat

just fight lol

-- xwindsx

G Beee's the Champ!

"Carnage --> Carnag: Female vehicular passenger."

Carnag gets my vote. :)

-- LayWaste-[bA

underdog

im just gonna vote for whoever is the underdog in an hour

-- Bull3t F4c3

Ring Ring

Argh!

No, I didn't vote for myself. But you should!

-- Xiaz on Hiatus


Unaimed Combat!!!

Are you surprised? :)

-- QBBarzooMonkey

:( I wanna vote for both 'unaimed combat' and 'changehog'!

-- AdminQBGentlemanLoser

I voted for Longuage, but 'Wombat Gi' made me snicker :-D

-- Vicious Cat

Longuage was certainly my favorite of the choices. ^_^

-- QBOddBird

tel-e-phobe, but G Beee's was the best.

-- DSFARGEG

GB

GB's words were awesome, but he ran the contest, so having his words as choices could be squirrelly.

-- QBsutekh137

Stratedgy?

Strategy is one word, but this? Go JW! EDIT: Stratedgy or strategy, it feels suspicious.

-- Gallatin

Word Ploy

The act of entering as many times as you can into a word play contest in the hope that at least one will get picked.

-- QBJohnnywas

I reckon I must be Telepathetic sometimes...

XD

-- Will [Retired]

117 Go Johnny!!!

-- {CB1}-Mokaba

Stratedgy!

Just makes me want to burst into Steps songs! o_O

Wombat Gi made me roffle! ;)

-- AdminQBGentlemanLoser