haller..... (in New players)

Im just new here... hope to find new friends......

Welcome to CB! There are a lot of cool people here, just start talking in chat and I'm sure you'll meet many!

And bring cake. You must bring the cake or risk being SHUNNED.
OH and welcome to the Blender.

tnx guys.....

you guys already had a new minions....

Hiya ayame! Just ask if you've got any questions about the game. We're all somewhat friendly and slightly helpful. :D

and some of us (points to the guy above me) are more "odd" than others.

i dont know what to do here.. i just fight and train my minions...

your minions are so strong already...

from what country are you guys???

welcome*,..,*to the jungle*,..,*

hahaha... tnx.....

We people are from all around the world.

And the reason our minions and characters are strong, is the fact that we play a lot and have played for quite a while. Stick to fighting and training and yours will get better in no time ;)


oh and cake is a must! ;P

oh i see.. im from phil....

its kinda boring.. just fight and train.. dont have anything to do other than that??

cake??? what kind of cake are you talking about???

the charm of this game is the community.

what is the cake that they are talking about??

I believe it is one of the inside jokes from j'bob.

oh i see.. so whats the real meaning of that word???

Welcome!

You see, j'bob doesn't want you to have cake. As we all know, the cake is a lie. Therefore, j'bob doesn't want you to have lies.

So, j'bob just wants you to know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Even if you can't handle the truth. :)

Cake

Also Cake:

you managed to confuse me as well.

Haha.. sorry... i just don't get you guys...

woah.. that's the real cake.... haha...

maybe i can handle the truth....

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

too much cakes and lies! cake and lies!

i can handle the truth...

cake is a lie..... cake is a lie...... cake is a lie......

And now I could go off about anything not related to your arrival OR Carnage Blender, like I usually do, but I've taken my sanity pills today and you look like this thread has confused you enough anyway :P

So, welcome to CB!

hahaha.....

Anything one of these nut jobs tells you must be taken with a grain of salt.......or is it the blue pill.......I can't seem to remember.


look at all the pretty birdies!

*flexes* pretty birdies?

pretty birdies??

Were those fruity pebbles on that cake, Bast?
YUM!!
I just ate a bowl of those, but now I want cake!

I think the cake joke started with brass eye, a t.v program on c4 (U.K). It got celebrities to come on and talk about different things basically showing how some celebrities will do anything to get on tele. One of the topics was about a new 'super' drug that was coming from Europe called cake and you had celebrities banging on about it being so additive and what not. Go look on you tube for the clip. My favorite bit is when they get a sample of it and its a big yellow pill. lol
Other funny thing brass eye did was the pedo topic and how they can give subliminal messages by releasing smells from children's key boards and then you had Richard Blackwood sniffing a key board and saying how he felt more suggestible! >_< idiots

Sorry for the double post but heres the link :-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w&feature=related

just copy and paste and laugh.

oh i see... haha..

hey guys... dont have anything to do here other than fighting and training your minions???? how to get special items????

You get special items by looking in the auctions or making a wtb thread. To get them, you need lots of monies which you'll get from fighting a lot.

hmmm.. okay... tnx...