Convince me it's a happy birthday! (in Contests)

It's my birthday! 200k to the person whom makes it happy or convinces me I should be happy about it!

Happy Birthday! Here's why you should be happy about it: For you, your finals are over! Compare that to me... finals are not over. Be Happy!!

Be happy you have the monetary funds to actually celebrate it...
You've got a great life and like most people in the northern lands, you're spoiled.
Be grateful about that...there are millions of people struck with poverty and thousands who can't escape from the warfare going around them.

I'd say you definitely have a lot to be happy about.

As much as I agree with you, that actually makes me feel quite depressed.

Be grateful that you actually celebrate a birthday. Most people living on this sphere don't. They are just thankful for every new day that comes.

any day you wake up is much better than the alternative. ; )

happy happy!

You are the strongest single minion character in all of CB.

Concidering it's almost Friday, you can have fun and a party in the weekend!

Happy birthday! :D

Happy Birthday!

A couple of days later and you would have had to share with GL. A month later and you would have had to share with me.

Be thankful you don't have your birthday on a significant day like Christmas Day or Valentines Day, when it's all too often overshadowed by the day's celebration. For purely selfish reasons it's pretty good to be on a day that has no other significance.

But talking of significance you do happen to have your birthday on the same day as Martin Luther King. Which is pretty cool.

I you weren't born you couldn't have written this! Be happy!
And Happy B-day

Yeah, if you weren't born then you wouldn't have the strongest single minion in all of CB!

x,X Damn Ling that actually was kind of depressing as much as its true...

But happy birthday! Not much I can say to sway your mood or some such, but happy birthday nonetheless :).

You are now more wise then you were last birthday. This will result in you making better decisions going forward. If you wanted, you could probably write a book about your life at this point; if your idea of your life so far is boring, then spice it up with lasers and science fiction monsters or something. If you've had an overly dramatic set of circumstances so far, then make sure you're always on the "right" side of things.

three4thsforsaken (Single Minion) 128.120.171.230 AdminQBVerifex (Winner of Nothing) $200000 -- winner! 8:07 PM EST

made me laugh and feel good. Thank you everyone for participating!

It's a happy birthday because I'm here! -_-"

Hey cheer up, you're not Gun, lol. Happy birthday 3/4.

Happy Birthday Bush made a speech without saying nuclear!