You'll never guess this... (in Contests)

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- June 23 2009 6:51 PM EDT

5 million CBD prize if you can.

This is a 'situation' that happened to me today. It's more of a 3 part 'thing'. You must correctly guess all three 'parts'

I doubt anyone will get it, but in the off chance you get lucky *shrug*
This is involving a 'major' company.

Good luck.

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- June 23 2009 6:52 PM EDT

No entry rules or anything. Guess away. =)

Brakke Bres [Ow man] June 23 2009 6:55 PM EDT

uh your mortgage got cleared today by the bank and you finally can buy a house?

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] June 23 2009 7:00 PM EDT

You got fired/rehired then quit?

Vaynard [Fees Dirt Cheap] June 23 2009 7:00 PM EDT

You applied to a major company, got a phone call about your resume, and now have an interview?

j'bob June 23 2009 7:01 PM EDT

You were notified that you are being sued for illegally downloading/file sharing and you were offered a settlement but you can't afford that either so you have to declare bankruptcy. Gawrsh I'm sorry!!!

(come on, ya know somebody was gonna, why not me!!!!!!)

j'bob June 23 2009 7:03 PM EDT

you got a job offer. it involves major relocation. you're leaving cb? :(

Cube June 23 2009 7:38 PM EDT

1. A major company caught you downloading songs.
2. You fought them in court.
3. They ordered you to pay $2 million dollars...


iBananco [Blue Army] June 23 2009 9:07 PM EDT

1. Event
2. ???
3. Profit

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] June 23 2009 9:12 PM EDT

1. You bought a house
2. Your house payment was adjusted to some grossly excessive amount
3. Your mortgage payment was readjusted so you can stay in your house.

[RX3]Cotillion June 23 2009 9:20 PM EDT

You entered for the chance to win a prize from a company, you won said prize and you just got the reward.

winner winner June 23 2009 9:36 PM EDT

A company sued you, you paid them and got your money back?

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- June 23 2009 9:37 PM EDT

I'll throw a hint, only one though. This 'event' could be viewed as very humerus.

FailBoat[SG] [Forever Alone] June 23 2009 10:05 PM EDT

You hit your funny bone on a statue?

QBRanger June 23 2009 10:20 PM EDT

You met up with an old girlfriend who was now married with 4 kids who were crazed.

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] June 23 2009 10:25 PM EDT

You were late for work and got in a car accident with purolator and your lawyers is going to sue them.

j'bob June 23 2009 10:40 PM EDT

You were playing with your band, you fell off the stage and broke your arm, you're suing the major venue you were playing at.

RedWolf June 23 2009 11:27 PM EDT

JS, you just made my day.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] June 23 2009 11:29 PM EDT

You broke your leg. Health insurance won't pay for your ''Repairs''. You can't go to work.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] June 23 2009 11:30 PM EDT

Only, I have the wrong limb. That would be an arm.

AdminShade June 24 2009 1:29 AM EDT

you had written a letter to microsoft and now it appears you are getting rebated $100,000 but you already spent it?

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] June 24 2009 1:35 AM EDT

Your company ordered food, it was bad and now you have the next cpl days off. Also your company may or may not be suing them.

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- June 24 2009 1:51 PM EDT

:P Considering there is no limit to guessing and a 5m cbd prize I'm surprised people aren't going nuts on this.

I guess CB players just have a lack of imagination :(

j'bob June 24 2009 2:02 PM EDT

the storms in your part of the forest knocked down a tree which took out your power. the electric company said it'll be a week before they get back to fix it. you tripped over said tree and broke your arm.

Colonel Custard June 24 2009 2:10 PM EDT

You went to McDonalds. You met a woman. You did non-PG things.

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] June 24 2009 2:12 PM EDT

You saw your ex, had dinner and then did non-pg things, and now she's your baby mamma.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] June 24 2009 2:18 PM EDT

You neighbours found one of their dog's bones on your porch. Since the dog in question has disappeared, it's very suspicious, and David Caruso is investigating. You are currently hiding.

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] June 24 2009 2:54 PM EDT

You went to the local eatery. While there you saw your ex waiting in line.

You started talking and decided to have lunch together. You reminisced and joked around and had fun.

Since you were a gentleman you cleared the table yourself. After you just took the dishes/trash to the waste/cleaning area came another person and hit you square in the funnybone. Your ex did not see this happen, so when she saw you do the " OMG My Funny Bone has been Hit!"
dance all the way back to the table she thought it was you being silly for her. She thought it was cute and decided to get back with.

PS: After many huggins and kissins later you in in a state of euphoria decide to make this post ;-P

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] June 24 2009 3:03 PM EDT

you slipped on a grape in walmart, broke your leg and they are now giving you free groceries?

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] June 24 2009 3:14 PM EDT

You applied
You were interviewed
You got hired by General Electric

QBJohnnywas June 24 2009 3:16 PM EDT

You used The Force, blew up the Death Star and now Vader is your daddy.

PRDGY June 24 2009 3:17 PM EDT

something happened at work that resembled an office episode.
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