You'll never guess this... (in Contests)

5 million CBD prize if you can.

This is a 'situation' that happened to me today. It's more of a 3 part 'thing'. You must correctly guess all three 'parts'

I doubt anyone will get it, but in the off chance you get lucky *shrug*
This is involving a 'major' company.

Good luck.

No entry rules or anything. Guess away. =)

uh your mortgage got cleared today by the bank and you finally can buy a house?

You got fired/rehired then quit?

You applied to a major company, got a phone call about your resume, and now have an interview?

You were notified that you are being sued for illegally downloading/file sharing and you were offered a settlement but you can't afford that either so you have to declare bankruptcy. Gawrsh I'm sorry!!!

(come on, ya know somebody was gonna, why not me!!!!!!)

OR...
you got a job offer. it involves major relocation. you're leaving cb? :(

1. A major company caught you downloading songs.
2. You fought them in court.
3. They ordered you to pay $2 million dollars...

=)

1. Event
2. ???
3. Profit

1. You bought a house
2. Your house payment was adjusted to some grossly excessive amount
3. Your mortgage payment was readjusted so you can stay in your house.

You entered for the chance to win a prize from a company, you won said prize and you just got the reward.

A company sued you, you paid them and got your money back?

I'll throw a hint, only one though. This 'event' could be viewed as very humerus.

You hit your funny bone on a statue?

You met up with an old girlfriend who was now married with 4 kids who were crazed.

You were late for work and got in a car accident with purolator and your lawyers is going to sue them.

You were playing with your band, you fell off the stage and broke your arm, you're suing the major venue you were playing at.

JS, you just made my day.

You broke your leg. Health insurance won't pay for your ''Repairs''. You can't go to work.

Only, I have the wrong limb. That would be an arm.

you had written a letter to microsoft and now it appears you are getting rebated $100,000 but you already spent it?

Your company ordered food, it was bad and now you have the next cpl days off. Also your company may or may not be suing them.

:P Considering there is no limit to guessing and a 5m cbd prize I'm surprised people aren't going nuts on this.

I guess CB players just have a lack of imagination :(

the storms in your part of the forest knocked down a tree which took out your power. the electric company said it'll be a week before they get back to fix it. you tripped over said tree and broke your arm.

You went to McDonalds. You met a woman. You did non-PG things.

You saw your ex, had dinner and then did non-pg things, and now she's your baby mamma.

You neighbours found one of their dog's bones on your porch. Since the dog in question has disappeared, it's very suspicious, and David Caruso is investigating. You are currently hiding.

You went to the local eatery. While there you saw your ex waiting in line.

You started talking and decided to have lunch together. You reminisced and joked around and had fun.

Since you were a gentleman you cleared the table yourself. After you just took the dishes/trash to the waste/cleaning area came another person and hit you square in the funnybone. Your ex did not see this happen, so when she saw you do the " OMG My Funny Bone has been Hit!"
dance all the way back to the table she thought it was you being silly for her. She thought it was cute and decided to get back with.


PS: After many huggins and kissins later you in in a state of euphoria decide to make this post ;-P

you slipped on a grape in walmart, broke your leg and they are now giving you free groceries?

You applied
You were interviewed
You got hired by General Electric

You used The Force, blew up the Death Star and now Vader is your daddy.

something happened at work that resembled an office episode.