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he/she who most entertains me during the next 22h, 33m, and 44s

Now thats just dirty...

:P

http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/970825

Epic Squirrel Trap

Epic indeed!

This year, I find confounding small children highly entertaining. I recommend you try it. This holiday season:

Several youngsters at a party were being obnoxiously loud and quarrellous, when some adult said in that overly-adulty warning tone, "You know what happens when you are not good little boys and girls this time of year!" I leaped up and shouted, "The baby Jeee-zus won't be born!" Pass the generalized confusion.

My nephew is 18 months old and if anyone asks him where his ears are, he will twiddle his ears with his fingers. If you ask him where his nose is, he will point to it. If you ask him where his eyes are, he will scrunch up his whole face to get his eyes squeezed tight-enough shut that he can poke himself in the eye. If you inquire brightly and in a sing-song voice, "Riley, where is your belly button?" he will grab his shirt(s) and flash you like he's going to win Mardi Gras beads. But last night his mom put him to bed in footie pajamas, with one long zipper from his ankle to his neck. So this morning I poked him in the tummy and asked, "Riley, where is your belly button?" He looked down and then ... nothing. Total befuddlement. Priceless.

I also heard this season of a very cool 8-year-old. His parents worked in Europe a bit and spent a fair amount of time and money making sure he got the most of his time there. Thus!, he has _been_ to Lapland. He has _seen_ it all. He _knows_ what's what the way other silly children who have only seen silly mall Santas do not! Nothing like getting him started on his classmates in Singapore who are always trying to tell him "the truth" about Santa when he _knows_ they're _wrong_! KNOWS!

If nothing else, find yourself a 2-year-old and teach him to play peek-a-boo by covering his own eyes and shouting "You can't see me!" Entertainment all around!

A solid +5 to nov's post. Sluggy will keep you entertained for much longer than 22 hours!

This is quite simple just apply this phrase "In Bed!" after every sentence that everyone else says to you for the rest of the day. For some extra fun you can even randomly drop it into conversations to befuddle others......XD

Bastycakes ftw! nov had a decent chance but my short attention span had me doing something else after 5 minutes or so :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

A couple of non PG words, however, this is the funniest prank call ever.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/upgrade-complete

That should keep you entertained for a bit.

Thank you, dahling! I'm putting my $50k toward the fund for shuttling plane-loads of children to Lapland.

This Lapland?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wonderful_Adventures_of_Nils

Just shrink children and they'll go themselves!