The rules are simple: Just mutilate any of the pics below, keep it PG, and keep it (somewhat) friendly. You can edit as many as you like and post as many entries as you choose.
This contest is all about fun, so skill isn't even required. Doodle with MS Paint or get serious with professional software, because the most amusing will win.
1st place winner will receive $800,000.
2nd place winner will receive $300,000.
3rd place winner will receive a firm handshake.
If the turnout is small, I will select the winners myself. If the turnout is large, I will try to have a poll created for voting. The contest will end in a couple of days, or whenever interest stops.
These poor fools donated pics of themselves for your editing*, so have fun.
Click on any of the thumbnails for larger versions.
*Jon didn't volunteer, but he made the mistake of having a public Flickr account. :)
Note: Shade's pic came up screwy in testing. If the large version fails to load, simply copy it from his user pic.