Name the Biggest NW Item in the Game! (in Contests)

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 3 2010 6:18 PM EDT

Chainfire of Truth [6x50000] (+160) worth $438,845,294 owned by Zenai (FuerGrissa ost Drauka)

Naming Lasts for 37 days.

Had this name for a year almost and have been thinking of changing the name. If you can come up with a Better Name that Fits my Char's Theme then I will pay you a Mil.

Ready. Set. GOOOO!!!

Demigod April 3 2010 6:26 PM EDT

"Drained the 401(k)"

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] April 3 2010 6:38 PM EDT

Lie Detector

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 3 2010 6:55 PM EDT

Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury
Timeless Arrow
Legendary Bow
Turret lessons 101
Cupid's Bow of Love
Cross Stitch Bow
Zodiac Slayer
Booger Flinger
Spit Wad Machine
Tilla Killa (ha)
What, I Missed?

and can you just space like 10 times and make the bows name invisible ?

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 3 2010 7:00 PM EDT

Death's Ultimatum

Chucktilla April 3 2010 7:08 PM EDT

Considering the theme you currently using, I would say:

2)Wizard's Pain-Killer

Richard "Cypher" used the bow to cure the headaches that were killing him. Shooting the bow, and using his gift to "call the target" were the only things that made the pain subside. He split the shaft of several arrows in the process. The second one also has an implied meaning when considering its use against a Mage.

Lord Bob April 3 2010 7:18 PM EDT

Bow of Apollo.

Vaynard [Fees Dirt Cheap] April 3 2010 8:05 PM EDT

Pull n Kill 3000
A Short Bow +1

Anyway, that's all I have to contribute. Unfortunately, I'm unfamiliar with the Sword of Truth series (aside from the first book that I read at least). Nice theme though!

Mythology April 3 2010 8:09 PM EDT


or, Bringer of Equilibrium

or just, Deliverer of Balance

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 3 2010 9:01 PM EDT

woB relliK

Admiralkiller [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 3 2010 9:15 PM EDT


{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 3 2010 9:21 PM EDT

AK said rectumfier

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] April 3 2010 9:23 PM EDT

Plastic spork O' pain

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 [SHIELD] April 3 2010 9:27 PM EDT


BootyGod April 3 2010 10:00 PM EDT

Little Friend

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- April 3 2010 10:06 PM EDT

I'm with Slayer. Zantetsu for short if you like it better.

It's Odin's mystical weapon of choice, that he delivers death with on a daily basis.

Doesn't get much more PG than Odin.

Wraithlin April 3 2010 10:22 PM EDT

"Zenai's Compensation"

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] April 3 2010 11:15 PM EDT

well as far as cb history goes, the most appropriate name would be "i win"! ; )

RealAxis April 4 2010 12:11 AM EDT

Swift Rain

Chucktilla April 4 2010 12:39 AM EDT

Keeper's Bane

Demigod April 4 2010 12:50 AM EDT

I'd love to see an homage to "I Win." Perhaps "I Also Win?"

Unappreciated Misnomer April 4 2010 2:07 AM EDT

Fifty-Thousand!?! Thats like ownage

kevlar April 4 2010 2:10 AM EDT

"sleep easy" Z :) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kevlar April 4 2010 2:17 AM EDT

argh I wish we had 'edit' feature...should have been "Sleep eZ"

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 4 2010 12:40 PM EDT

oooo nice entries folks keep em coming!

three4thsforsaken April 4 2010 12:54 PM EDT

9000's Plus

Blade of Returning

Lightning Javelin

Zeus's lightning

No Scope

three4thsforsaken April 4 2010 12:56 PM EDT

Holy (or Unholy) Smite

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- April 4 2010 4:55 PM EDT

"Boom Stick"

"My Boom Stick"


etc etc.

Maybe something like:

An Awkward Glance

for example:

Zenai's minion struck Jiraiya's minion with an Awkward Glance [xxxxxxxxxxx]

That's how it would read in the fight.


Zenai's minion struck Jiraiya's minion with His Boom Stick [xxxxxxxxxxx]

And is something wrong with the spell checker, because apparently I have too many misspellings but it's only showing 2 words in that whole line of text??

TrueDevil [AAA] April 5 2010 9:19 AM EDT

Ancient Catastrophe

Dimension Shatterer

Divine Cannon

Eternal Light

Demigod April 5 2010 10:21 AM EDT

Zenith -- It's the apex, and it starts with Zen. Yay for duality.

AdminShade April 5 2010 3:06 PM EDT

Rescale! :)

Invader Sye April 5 2010 3:53 PM EDT

War on Terror (LOL)

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] April 5 2010 3:58 PM EDT

how 'bout "i'm compensating!" ; )

winner winner April 5 2010 4:05 PM EDT

Serialkiller's Bow

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] April 5 2010 4:47 PM EDT

midlife crisis

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] April 5 2010 4:48 PM EDT

My lil' friend

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] April 5 2010 4:50 PM EDT


Killer of things

Cupid's bow

SCUD the disposable assassin

Wraithlin April 5 2010 5:09 PM EDT


Messbrutal April 5 2010 5:40 PM EDT

I know nothing of these books so I can't really offer an appropriate name but how about; Atlas' strength

You could also rename everything using the order they display to spell a great quote from that book?

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 6 2010 12:22 AM EDT

Blessing of the Confessor

That's the only one I can come up with.

Chucktilla April 6 2010 12:41 AM EDT

The Seeker
Seeker's Vengence

IndependenZ April 6 2010 2:46 AM EDT


That'd be awesome.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 6 2010 9:05 AM EDT

Truth of Death
Seeker's Punisher
Seeker Scope
Death Scope

Unappreciated Misnomer April 6 2010 11:43 AM EDT

The Mirkwood Bow
The White Bow
Crowd Control Dissolver
Adjustable Obliterator
Long-range Bacterial Eliminator
Ultrasonic Annihilator
Rapid-fire Screamer

Unappreciated Misnomer April 6 2010 11:52 AM EDT

The Murderous Love of The Terrifying Wolf-Women
Soul of Hitler
Touch of Madness
The Deadly Embrace of Snow White

PoisoN April 6 2010 12:01 PM EDT

Very expensive bow.

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] April 6 2010 1:03 PM EDT

Big stick...

Flinger of items

shooter of projectiles

killer of stuff

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] April 6 2010 1:05 PM EDT

Could be bigger

My other bow is a x1 +1

winner winner April 6 2010 1:17 PM EDT

Bow of the King

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] April 6 2010 2:57 PM EDT

Bow *to* the King :P

sebidach [The Forgehood] April 6 2010 3:04 PM EDT

Ydalirs Gift

( see )

winner winner April 6 2010 3:44 PM EDT

Spas 12

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- April 6 2010 3:52 PM EDT

Pretty Lights

Chucktilla April 6 2010 6:41 PM EDT

Savidlin's Gift
Savidlin's Pride

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 6 2010 6:53 PM EDT

A Bow with no Name
Your Unyielding Dilemma
The Bow of Truth
These Arrows Don't Lie
You want the truth
You can't handle the truth
True Power
This bow shoots Swords of Truth

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 6 2010 6:59 PM EDT

One eye, one horn, flyin purple people eater
My dingalingaling

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 6 2010 9:16 PM EDT

So far these are names that I happen to like, even though some do not follow my char's theme.

They all have a deeper meaning to me and these are the types of names that I am looking for.

Titan April 3 6:38 PM EDT Lie Detector

{WW]Nayab April 3 7:00 PM EDT Death's Ultimatum

Mythology April 3 8:09 PM EDT Deliverer of Balance

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 April 3 9:27 PM EDT Zantetsuken

{WW]Nayab 9:05 AM EDT Seeker's Punisher

Save Often 11:52 AM EDT Touch of Madness

sebidach 3:04 PM EDT Ydalirs Gift

chucktilla 6:41 PM EDT Savidlin's Gift

Keep'em coming people! :-D

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 6 2010 10:01 PM EDT

If it's meaning to the name you want here are several with some actual meaning that i have found, hope you enjoy.

Lady Galadriel's Gift
Arrows of Melanesia
Hero's Bow (links bow)
Sri Rama's Bow

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 6 2010 10:58 PM EDT

Faith in Fallen Bow
Soul Fire
Bone Debt Bow

j'bob April 6 2010 11:09 PM EDT

Feather on the Wind
Feather in the Storm

or, ya know... Pants on the Ground

(heh heh... PANTS FTW)

Chucktilla April 6 2010 11:40 PM EDT

Richard's Temper

Solare April 7 2010 12:13 AM EDT

Bone Collector.
Soul Devourer.
Life Reaper.
Death Beam.
Hand of God.

kevlar April 7 2010 12:27 AM EDT

raZZle daZZle MPBiZZle Stick ( > than BOOM STICK)

kevlar April 7 2010 12:30 AM EDT

spell check is so annoying, why make us type the html tag and not just have a button we can press to over ride it? If it is legit spam then just don't allow it, but for 0-10 words....this is so frustrating...

was supposed to be 2 seperate entries...

raZZle daZZle and
MPBiZZle Stick (
than BOOMStick ;)

Unappreciated Misnomer April 7 2010 2:54 PM EDT

Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury
Auto Shot

Unappreciated Misnomer April 8 2010 10:26 AM EDT

When RL Attacks

Unappreciated Misnomer April 8 2010 10:26 AM EDT

or just 'RL attacks'

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 8 2010 12:03 PM EDT

Savidlin's Gift of Death
Savidlin's Gift of Drauka
The Gift of Death
A Gift for Death
Drauka Gift
The Gift of Drauka

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 8 2010 12:43 PM EDT

Not bad folks!

A little hint as to what I am looking for.

The Key of Orden - Refers to the most powerful magic there is over life and death and thier world. The sword is the Key to unlocking it.
Symbolic Sight - Refers to Richards ability to see the life and death in everything. As a woodsguide he saw it in nature, as an archer it is how he called the target but as a Warwizard he sees it even in the Webs of magic cast. It is how he figured out the Chainfire spell had been corrupted by the Chimes.

Witchwoman's Ultimatun - Refer to the amulet that Shota gave to Richard as a compromise to his marriage to Kahlan. As long as he wears it he cannot impregnate Kahlan if he takes it off then Shota will kill their offspring.

Bracelets of Light and Dark - Refers to a time when Richard faced 1000 men and used a pure lancing bolt of his gift from each hand and by crossing them he destroyed them all in one pass to save Kahlan. His Rage caused him to react by deliverying Death to his obstacle.

Lessen of the Baka Ban Mana - Refers to the lesson they had to teach Richard "The Dance with Death" He had to fight and defeat 30 Blade Masters, who trained sunup to sundown, in order to learn how to call the spirits of the blade.

Skrin Grace - Refers to the time when Richard went through the underworld and Skrin were a Force of Gravity that tried to stop him. A Grace is the most powerful form of Web, it has the power to do almost as much as Orden just to a singular and lesser extent.

The War Wizard Gift - Refers to those who are born with both sides of the Gift, Additive and Subtractive. Richard is literally the first in 3000 years. His abilities border on the supernatural even for a Wizard however they are governed by his Emotions while he is governed by logic. Overall his connection to magic/his gift is the very foundation of Death. Too much Logic/Emotion, Improper Balance = Death Literally his gift will kill him.

All of these you see follow a Journey of Death from past to present and future. They even follow what the original items do. ELS - Highest 1H dmg/ Life and Death, HoC - Call the Target Symbolicly extra round of ranged in the beginning, AoM grants str which is what he needs to continue to be with Kahlan, BGs - Enhances Ranged dmg, Bolts of Power, DBs - decreases the point to hit/Dance with Death, BoM - A Grace to touch the underworlds denizens the skrin and reverse gravity thereby giving str. So you see every item is a tale of the Journey and fits the items actual usage ;-D

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 9 2010 12:27 PM EDT


AdminTal Destra [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] April 9 2010 12:32 PM EDT

Orden's Bane

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] April 9 2010 12:37 PM EDT

wraith of zenai

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 9 2010 6:57 PM EDT

Ok so with all these names in this post that i know will make it impossible to get through the spell check im going to add this little bit of text here to explain that these are a few names that have been thought up ...

Dark Sister's Bane
DreamWalker's Nightmare
Rahl's Reaper
Death's Doornail
The Might of Orden
A Vague Reference to Lord Rahl (Tilla's favorite)
Bringer of Death
Dominie Dirtch
An Obedient Grace
Stone of Tears
A gift from Death's Mistress
Scarlet's Tooth
the keepers gift
the keepers touch
the keepers embrace
The Keepers gift of Death
keeper keeper keeper
Savidlin's Gift of Death
Savidlin's Gift of Drauka
The Gift of Death
A Gift for Death
Drauka Gift
The Gift of Drauka
(im assuming Drauka means death)
FuerGrissa ost Drauka' Preperation to Death

Unappreciated Misnomer April 9 2010 9:30 PM EDT

Richards Prophecy
Richards Plague
Prophets Treasure

Unappreciated Misnomer April 9 2010 9:36 PM EDT

Dominie Dirtch
Richards Gift
Seeker of Truth

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 12 2010 12:29 PM EDT

Intersting Names.

Demigod April 12 2010 12:33 PM EDT

Are you still going to be doing this even though you won't be around to burn full BA?

AdminShade April 12 2010 12:57 PM EDT

I still stand by the following name:

'A Rescale'


Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 12 2010 1:01 PM EDT

Demi: Yes it is only fair that I finish what I start. I will also be looking for someone to buy a set of Namings from.

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 13 2010 9:53 PM EDT

Talga vasstermich

Ill send the reason when im home not on me phone

{DF}malS 'lo emaS [Demon Forging] April 15 2010 11:55 AM EDT

Grushdeva ost Fuer Kymermosst - Vengeance of the Four winds.

I hate the stupid spellcheck thing ... it ruins all the fun, specially when someone has a contest that could have a billion words in it that aren't English.

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 15 2010 7:24 PM EDT

Awesome Names that I Like!

Mythology - Deliverer of Balance

Titan - Lie Detector

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 - Zantetsuken

sebidach - Ydalir's Gift

chucktilla - Savidlin's Gift

Demigod - Zenith

{WW]Nayab - Death's Ultimatum

{WW]Nayab - Seeker's Punisher

Save Often - Touch of Madness

Save Often - Richards Prophecy

Same Ol' Slam - SoulSeeker

Same Ol' Slam - The keepers Embrace

Same Ol' Slam - DreamWalker's Nightmare

Same Ol' Slam - Grushdeva ost Fuer Kymermosst - Vengeance of the Four Winds

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] April 18 2010 8:01 PM EDT

Almost forgot about this contest:

Same Ol' Slam - Grushdeva ost Fuer Kymermosst - Vengeance of the Four Winds

Zenai (FuerGrissa ost Drauka) Same Ol' Slam (BroknNitemarez) $1000000 -- Winner! 7:59 PM EDT

Congratz and enjoy the Cash! Thanks to everyone who participated!
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