3 word story

AdminShade January 6 2012 6:01 PM EST

Once upon a...

(rules: only use 3 words)

Lord Bob January 6 2012 6:02 PM EST

time there was...

AdminTal Destra January 6 2012 6:02 PM EST

a man named

QBRanger January 6 2012 6:05 PM EST

Barack Hussein Obama...

AdminTal Destra January 6 2012 6:20 PM EST

, he was insane.

Jecht January 6 2012 6:20 PM EST

War in Iraq...

AdminNemesia [Demonic Serenity] January 6 2012 6:21 PM EST

the Alien Conqueror

Lord Bob January 6 2012 6:34 PM EST

the Alien Conqueror

was a Republican...

QBRanger January 6 2012 6:43 PM EST

Who healed everyone

Lord Bob January 6 2012 6:48 PM EST

who was rich...

QBRanger January 6 2012 6:58 PM EST

and poor alike

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 6 2012 7:03 PM EST

slowly stealing their

QBRanger January 6 2012 7:39 PM EST

will to work

Presumptious Zoodles January 6 2012 7:52 PM EST

with rectal exams

Demigod January 6 2012 8:02 PM EST

. He was a

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] January 6 2012 8:11 PM EST

delight to Ranger.

Unappreciated Misnomer January 6 2012 9:29 PM EST

All the while

AdminTal Destra January 6 2012 9:34 PM EST

there lurked something

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] January 6 2012 9:47 PM EST

evil on FOX.

QBRanger January 6 2012 9:49 PM EST

Called Alan Colmes

Joel January 6 2012 11:43 PM EST

,who enjoyed spreading

Phoenix [The Forgehood] January 6 2012 11:52 PM EST

malicious rumors, yet

j'bob January 7 2012 12:01 AM EST

he had pants.

AdminTal Destra January 7 2012 12:54 AM EST

The blue sky

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2012 2:55 AM EST

was his playground

Gohan [Ka-Tet of the Serene] January 7 2012 3:02 AM EST

and his mother

Sickone January 7 2012 4:10 AM EST

was huffing kittens

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 7 2012 7:04 AM EST

shaped into mittens

AdminShade January 7 2012 7:41 AM EST

shredding your hands.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2012 7:49 AM EST

From this they

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] January 7 2012 8:29 AM EST

bilked millions from

Joel January 7 2012 8:47 AM EST

orphans in Japan

Goku January 7 2012 8:49 AM EST

If i could

AdminTal Destra January 7 2012 9:30 AM EST

have a podium

Unappreciated Misnomer January 7 2012 9:42 AM EST

I would say

Goku January 7 2012 9:49 AM EST

so many things

AdminTal Destra January 7 2012 10:14 AM EST

about martian freedom

Phoenix [The Forgehood] January 7 2012 10:32 AM EST

that would ignite

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] January 7 2012 12:21 PM EST

the masses of

AdminTal Destra January 7 2012 1:03 PM EST

the planet neptune

AdminShade January 7 2012 2:03 PM EST

into a singing

j'bob January 7 2012 2:07 PM EST

Version of the

AdminTal Destra January 7 2012 2:12 PM EST

star spangled banner

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 7 2012 2:51 PM EST

wrapped around my

Joel January 7 2012 2:58 PM EST

scrawny, toothpick, neck.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] January 7 2012 4:00 PM EST

But alas, my

DoS January 7 2012 4:07 PM EST

alliance is not

Antonya [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2012 4:12 PM EST

worthy of exultation

Joel January 7 2012 5:02 PM EST

,due to lack

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2012 5:43 PM EST

of planetary funding

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 7 2012 6:30 PM EST

from money grabbing

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] January 7 2012 6:41 PM EST

bureaucrats with sadistic

Phoenix [The Forgehood] January 7 2012 7:08 PM EST

tendencies. In this

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 7 2012 7:28 PM EST

rite of passage

j'bob January 7 2012 9:45 PM EST

we slaughter the

Sickone January 8 2012 3:10 AM EST

dogs of war

Joel January 8 2012 3:25 AM EST

, like war pigs

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2012 6:00 AM EST

chucked in a

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 8 2012 8:27 AM EST

whirling carnage blender

AdminTal Destra January 8 2012 9:22 AM EST

of doom, and

Antonya [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2012 3:07 PM EST

vindictively obliterate the

AdminTal Destra January 8 2012 3:20 PM EST

visceral intellect of

j'bob January 8 2012 8:11 PM EST

pants wearing denizens

QBOddBird January 8 2012 8:17 PM EST

who never liked

Sickone January 8 2012 11:27 PM EST

mutually assured destruction

DoS January 8 2012 11:32 PM EST

or anything of

Sickone January 9 2012 12:50 AM EST

the former cold

AdminTal Destra January 9 2012 2:25 AM EST

war of mississippi

Unappreciated Misnomer January 9 2012 5:43 AM EST

Hence, one day

Phoenix [The Forgehood] January 9 2012 9:17 AM EST

all shall be

Antonya [Serenity In Chaos] January 9 2012 10:36 AM EST

Reconciled; rigatoni noodles

j'bob January 9 2012 12:13 PM EST

Stink. The End!

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 9 2012 12:53 PM EST

Just kidding, lol,

AdminTal Destra January 9 2012 2:47 PM EST

now Bill Oreilly

AdminQBVerifex January 9 2012 2:55 PM EST

liked chasing waterfalls

Gohan [Ka-Tet of the Serene] January 9 2012 3:10 PM EST

in the amazon

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2012 5:35 PM EST

where he was

AdminTal Destra January 9 2012 5:35 PM EST

shot to death

Gohan [Ka-Tet of the Serene] January 9 2012 5:37 PM EST

and upon dying

AdminTal Destra January 9 2012 5:42 PM EST

uttered 12 words "

j'bob January 9 2012 7:26 PM EST

"Pinheads and patriots

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2012 7:27 PM EST

are to become

AdminTal Destra January 10 2012 6:33 AM EST

tomorrows natural leaders

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 10 2012 7:48 AM EST

through mass genocide"

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