Johnnywas hosted a contest to find his favourite "Happiness is..." sentence.
After much hard work (or so he tells us) he's managed to come up with a shortlist of the six entries he likes best.

It's now up to the community to choose which entry wins the $1,000,000 pot that was collected.


Happiness is...

Total of 139 votes


Biting someone you love. 18.7
Finding a heartbeat on your third scan after two miscarriages. 32.4
Giving man-hugs to frightened homophobic strangers. 8.6
A woman that smells like pizza and has one to share. 10.8
Left and a little south of there. 4.3
When the boss doesn't care that you play CB at work. 25.2

Comments

1st!

Woot!!!!

-- QBBarzooMonkey

2nd

3rd Vote

-- BMWheatley

Mm, pizza.

One way to my heart is through my stomach, naturally.

-- InebriatedArsonist

Cool

Choices aren't great : /

-- Wasp

Definitely option 2, let GentlemanLoser be GentlemanHappiness! :)

-- AdminShade

Life is life

There is no substitute, no matter what Porsche says.

-- QBRanger

WooT!

Last scan is on the 4th, hopefully we'll find out gender then. ;)

As for the prize money, maybe it should be split between the top three, 500K, 350K, 150K, something like that, instead of all going to the top choice. :)

-- AdminQBGentlemanLoser

Heartbeat!

GL, that's the first I've heard of the news - you just kind of snuck it into the contest thread didn't you! Since that news made _me_ happy, I can't imagine how good you must feel! I'm with Shade: time for you to change your name :D

-- Maelstrom

MMM... People

I just like biting people!!!

-- [Where Shirt]Freekie

Go the baby!

Woohoo for Gow could you keep that from your Download buddy? :P

-- Zoglog[T]

;r

'Left and a little south of there.'

-- Unappreciated Misnomer

So, "Giving man-hugs to frightened homophobic strangers" is the Mushu option this time?

-- Thraklight Resonance

you mean the Barzoo Monkey option...

-- AdminQBnovice

C'mon

Biting is fun.

-- Zacharia Andrew Pa!n

Have to go with the good news

Go GL! :D

-- QBOddBird

All of the top three are better than the old '..two kinds of ice cream..' quote.

I went for having someone to love -- and maybe bite :) -- Since that is the reason for the great news of the new Baby. And I know that without love, life is pretty lonely. Playing CB at work is also very nice when it is OK.

-- RaptorX

Whatever happened to "Happiness is Marine Land".... anyone know what I'm talking about?

-- Morthak

There's a land I know...

...in Ontario, where the Sea Lions kiss, so the story goes...

-- QBBarzooMonkey

Left and a little south of there ?

Men don't like taking dirrections. Thats why it's currently last?

-- Slashundhack