I remember reading a thread back on CB1 with (I think it was Crackmonkey... could have been not, though) who insulted Jon, CB, and threatened to come to his house and beat him to a pulp (or something of that sort), and later in the thread somebody replied (I don't recall who, sorry) and criticized the original poster's spelling and grammar quite extensively.
I'm sure if you were around in CB1 you know exactly what I'm talking about. I don't know if it can still be found, with CB1 being long gone and all. Yes, I know about the WayBack Machine, but frankly I don't have a clue of what month of what year to look in.
In any case, if somebody does find it, or even if someone just has the content saved in a .txt file, I'll give that person $100k.
And, just for the heck of it, $20k to anybody else who shows me any other humorous Crackmonkey (or similar) threads/chat logs/etc.