Word Games! (in Contests)

OK, so I haven't seen any word games in the forums for a while. Here's a fun one.

I'll start us off by posting a word. When you see the word, you will post a word that 'beats' it. For example, water would beat fire, as its natural opposite. When the next person posts, they would post a word that beats the person who beat mine, and so forth and so on.

However!

You must post a word that _indirectly_ defeats it. Instead of saying water, you should post something like...Smokey the Bear, or a shovel, or a fireman. These defeat fire more indirectly.

This is a bit of a silly idea, and not well thought out, but I think it could be fun. So my word is:


Rock!

Sledge Hammer (circa Peter Gabriel perhaps?)

Paper?

To defeat a sledge hammer...

you need a WAR HAMMER!

Termites.

steel

Temperature (heating steel up and suddenly cooling it down can break it)

Blacksmith (and I'm pretty sure I'm the first to provide an actual indirect link)

assembly line

customers

A sign saying 'Closed' or alternatively, Sundays

thief

prison

Nuclear apocalypse.

cockroaches =p

My foot

a nail

a carpenter

A broken hammer

duct tape

Nascar

angry fans

lack of wind

Flatulence

My mother in law.

Shotguns

rain

Erosion! hehe

trees

volcano

Witch doctor

science

God

the truth

cake

is a lie =P

Not to spoil anyone's fun, but I'm missing the "indirectly defeats" part of the last couple answers. OB, can we get an official ruling on this?

a knife

A stone hidden in the bread you are slicing

an alternative defeat to a knife = a knife

yeah CC, I was saying lies for my post since it defeats truth but in order to say it indirectly I said cake cause cake = lie. Therefore Cake beats truth. I dunno what Boondocks was doing.

Jared :)

Quiznos

Health Inspectors

A resteraunt so disgusting they develop a disease

clorox! (bleach)

a hole

HA! technically enough clorox would overflow your petty lil hole and spill over.. forcefully cleansing anything in its path!!!! CLOROX FTW!!!!!

a hole would be beaten by dirt

alright how bout water too dilute it!!

Maybe I'm just being a thread monger... but it would appear my clorox has been ganged up on in the hole... water and dirt have been poured in...
everyone knows water and dirt make mud...
and what can you clean up mud with....???

CLOROX!!!

MY CLOROX IS UNDEFEATABLE!!!!

/me runs out to conquer the world with tankers of clorox!
(suddenly everyone remembers why they didn't miss me so much)

add chunks os clay or flower to soak it all up!!!!

overuse of clorox..

Poison control.

control-no control
no control = anarchy

Democracy

Communism

World War

Nuke :)

The Olympics!

Arg, didn't post in time. That last response was to 'World War'.

To 'Nuke': Y2K

A nuke would so end the "games"

Common sense.

Stupidity

Canada...Or Switzerland.

Pick one! ;p

awww. My Canada or Switzerland was to the World War one. I guess, to the Stupidity one would be....

An encyclopedia

blindness

Bat (echolocation FTW!)

Ozzy

censorship

Janet Jackson

flame thrower

outer space

Hal.

guilt.

Catholic Confession

naughty priests

Undercover midget cops

catholic school grad with a good memory

fine. the wicked witch of the west...
all little people are afraid of the wicked witch of the west!

bucket

wheel barrow

a nail (in the tire)

lame we've done nail already

Rawr, chill.

Screw

Handyman

"lame we've done nail already"

says the guy who tried beating the wicked witch with an empty bucket!
snarf!

;p

Bored housewife.... ;p

bored Husband

I wasn't being mean, j'bob and I are chatmailing :D

bored Husband > MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!

and yes, rawr is just jousting with me in chatmail... I'm just upset that i stocked up on clorox prematurely

real football

HOCKEY!!!

Soccer Moms

The Ref

A fan. Or, more specifically, and angry mob of them.

The Riot Police

Chicago Fires

The Chicago Fire Department

Chicago Fire Department building on Fire

tornado season


(I don't mind people playing around a bit in the thread, but while you're playing, please continue the game by posting your response. Otherwise, people have to read up and figure out where the actual game left off.)

Butterfly in Asia

Bart Simpson in Asia

Godzilla

King Ghidorah! ;p

MST3K

A Writers' strike

A viewing public content with reruns.

Sideshow Bob

Prison

The Huber Program

My Face

<nospellcheck>Botox</nospellcheck>

oop gotta remember to hit html

A Scroll of Flesh to Stone

Jello

spoon

hamburger

Turkeyburger

vegetarian

Brittle Bone Disease

Calcium Supplement pills

sulphuric acid

sodium hydroxide

alchemy

religion

inconsistency

mercury

arizona

UR ANUS!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

noooooooooooooooooooo

in that case

global warming

al gore

Irony

the 90s and every year since

dissatisfaction

a Mars bar.

fat kid

a pretty girl

a nerd

Fermat's Last Theorem

Pythagorean Theorem

pi

abbreviations

L33T Speak

Admins

monty

Debt

lotto

rescale

CB3! ;P

Koy 2

TAB

ranger

a forest fire

global warming (which would produce world wide flooding)

New planet

back burning and patience

oops nvm

New Planet = Human ignorance (cause global warming again)

tree huggers

lumberjacks

chain saw shortage

new factory

the 2008 economy ^_~

Obama

Prejudice

Jane Austen

illiteracy

Hooked on Phonics!! hehe

l33t sp34k

Bast

CB Chat

Chat Ban

A broken !48

Jon

NS + Bus

angry sister's boyfriend

STD

Planned Parenthood

prom night

Acne!

Johnathon Schaech

No fair. My last one was to "Prom Night"

But, to Acne:

Hydroclhoric Acid

Sodium bicarbonate

A chemist

a social life

Homeland Security.

(Hydrochloric Acid)

HF

wow...many quick replies

Alert Level Orange

Colorblindness hehe

seeing eye dog

A 40oz steak.

A Fat Texan

Subway

Salmonella

hospital

zombie apocalypse

Milla Jovovich

Bruce Willis

Haley Joel Osment

dead people

Dr. Frankenstein

Fair weather.

Storm (x-men)

a meteorologist

an anchorman

Chuck Norris.

phat pants

a Fat Evil Man :)
(I'd rip them)

A Black Hole. It will compress the fat evil man to an infinitely dense point, thus ending his fatness. Also, because the body and mind cannot function if it is crushed like that, it will also kill his evilness.

but my stomach is a bottomless pit and has been called a blackhole
before :)

Black hole still wins!

wormhole to opposite (and evil) dimension

A Stargate

an Ancient Stargate

Captain Kirk.

commander keen

Doom.

The Rock.

The Unstoppable Force.

the endless depths of space

The Big Bang

Donald Duck

Sweet n sour sauce

Food Poisoning

Steel Gut Kung Fu

Jackie Chan

L

Z

Charlie.

Willy Wonka.

Dental cavity

Dentist

Man eating plant

(Good one InebriatedArsonist, charlie for LZ :o )

Little shop of horrors

Collectable Plates

Amateur Circus Plate Spinning

Amateur circus trapeze artist.

Saftey Nets

Fire breather

water dragon

A wizard

a spellabsorbing crystal

a resonating pulse

Chuck Norris.


Thread closed.


Only joking...


An Off Switch.

Fingers

Chinesse Finger trap

Panda attack

(The Chuck norris joke is about 75 up :P )

(you expect me to read all of these!!??!)

Panda's sex life.

Noel Fielding (The Mighty Boosh)

A strong breeze.

katana

salt water

purifier

Riddik

The Pacifier

Destrinator.

Flowdog

Chat.

Lochnivar

vacuums

plastic

Darn it OB1! I was going to say "Rave" but you had to go and post before I could 8(
lol

Anywho... meatballs

Darn it smallpau! xD Took my posting spot...

paper

trash can

Oscar the Grouch

Trash compactor!
:) sorry I'm evil

R2D2

Jawa

(The rules say "indirectly" defeat the previous word. So, nobody is following the rules.

Empire

A paper-mache statue of Jonathan.

Some guy

bullet

The Matrix.

that one guy

Army man

Invisible cyborg ninjas.

And OB1, you aren't up to par with your star wars! The Tuskan Raiders hate little children midgets stealing all their stuff, so they kill them on sight. =)

Politicians.

Oh that's right, but in episode 4 they did kill that sandcrawler... Oh well, they both work!

Politicians beat invisible cyborg ninjas?

Remember: "INDIRECTLY" defeats.

also, hot secretaries.

I actually meant the Politicians to Number XIII "Army man".

WORDS!

1984.

1985

ME

YOU.

Koy

a hypercane

reality

Verifex

Nightstrike

Sister's boyfriend!!!

This contest.

Daddy's Shotgun

server crash

tech support

power outage

Back up generator

gas shortage

an electrition

A dictionary.

A Thesaurus.

Thesaurus

a pyromaniac

A Kleptomaniac. No lighter = no fire.

safety deposit box

Jason Statham

S.A.G.

Pull up your pants, you young hoolagin.

Team America

AIDS

condoms

Tears

Ozzy Osbourne

Verbal communication hehehe

A Mime

INTERNETZ!

Windstorm

Mega Zord.

low pressure system

The Olympics

no fire

matches

babydaddy

So how do we win?

Child support system

The US Government ;p

Bush

Weedwhacker.

fake flowers

The pens at the doctor's office.

The guy who's sad enough to nick them

Kungfu Panda

Mulan

Team showers.

hard water

ice pick

Global warming

Good science.

Al Gore

Fundamentalism

The Renaissance

The Industrial Revolution.

Religion

atheist

Objective morality.

existentialism

Hitler

USA

Globalization

Meteor size of texas

Bruce Willis.

AshtonKutcher (loved that response Titan! lol)

Demi Moore

GI Joe

Juggernaut

psionics

mind altering drugs

drug sniffing dog

That guy that skewered the dog in The Secret Window.

Underdog!

LOLcats

Time

Flavor Flav

Eternity

Jello (obviously)

immortals

nvm that was to eternity

microwave(to jello)

Jell-O Brand pudding

It indirectly defeats it by making you lose faith in the Jell-O name

youtube (at microwaves)

hacker

FBI anti hacker unit

Evil people who kill hackers

INDIRECT

BTW

INDIRECT

Killing a hacker isn't directly stoping the hacking. Anti-hacking is. I win!

And John McClane refutes the hacker-killing people.

Nanobots (at what CC said, it would stop the people who they kill which means that they can't kill anyone making them none existent)

electrical short ciruit

Alternative energy

fast cars!

speed traps

a map showing the location of traps

A toddler with a crayon (scribble scribble!)

sunlight

solar eclipse

spotlight

a stone (breaks the spotlight)

paper!

cloud

scissors

wind

How does wind beat scissors?

wind beats clouds, tal's response doesn't beat clouds ;)

obstacles

what kind of obstacles?

mountain i suppose

Sherpa guide!

hallucinogens.

The number 400!

Because, you know... If someone that is hallucinating, or on hallucinogens sees 400 of something, they'd probably flip out and run around screaming. Also, it was the 400th reply. =P

400? 42!

666

Slayer333

MMORPGs.

Girls

ME!!

Zeus.

Hades

Hades is a noob. He definitely cannot beat Zeus.

Purgatory

Protestants.

(see now i'm a little bit sad because nobody got the reference to the anime that my picture is from) Catholics

gerrymandering

A county-shifting earthquake.

A water Pokemon's Watergun Attack.

Against earth, it's not very effective. Go megachop!

Nethack.

me :)

water is strong against earth in pokemon

I think the delay of that response and the continuation of the conversation that occurred besides indirectly defeated it.

I'm merely professing my Pokémon knowledge

pokémon

Thread replies that stay on-topic

OB booty dancing

someone kicking OB in the butt

!48

Forum ban. =P

Going off-topic like that kills the game for everyone. If you feel like bragging about your pokemon knowledge, do it in CM or PM.

48! is defeated by 42!

Not off topic that much.. Raveshaw was saying how earth is strong against water when Opvines used water gun attack against the earthquake. I was correcting Raveshaw.

42! is beaten by Douglas adams

Y'all skipped me. o.O

Rawr, if it bothers you that much, I meant to say rock pokemon. Please try to stay more on topic in the future.

Anywho; Heart attack.

omg! I posted the fact that water beats ground and its not even off-topic.

And water is infact strong against rock AND ground.



Hospitals

Lol Rawr and Rave.

Joker

Or I should say The Joker.

bat symbol searchlight

hailstorm

Intense heat wave

Global warming partnered with Al Gore

Well, in the sense that there will be a mini ice age after the whole global warming thing.

And also how Al Gore wants to stop global warming, thus preventing a heat wave.

Super-Ultra-Mega-Fail, Rave. Al Gore and global warming have both already been used, and triple-posting just adds to the failure.

Hail damage insurance

Al Gore? George Bush Jr.

Bush was elected over Gore in 2000... :P

Oops, someone already said Bush. >.<

Hmmm... Clinton indirectly beats Gore? :P

Assuming that was Hilary....
Monica is my response

Weight Watchers

Sumo wrestlers

Hulk Hogan

The Rock

Mr. Nanny

drop kick

Kyle's baby brother Ike from South Park

Parental Blocks

stealing password

Windows Live ID

computer virus

Linux.

Neo

The power button on my computer.

Evil Zombie Computer

Bill Cosby from the future

Pudding!!!

Health and Fitness instructor

A buffet :)

A fat, fat man.

gastrointestinal bypass surgery

Sudden death of the surgeon

House

Cuddy

a baby.

A pacifier

Ageing

Time machines

a rat that likes chewing wires

Really high voltage wall plugs.

power failure and the rat

Generator

A generator-eating-alligator.

Steve Irwin

The Great Barrier Reef

Lime Jello

Naked People

Excessive body hair

Gilette

Parkinsons

Trigeminusneuralgy

Baclofen

Seizures from Biclofen

seizure response dog! (hah!)

rabies

Shotgun

blockage in the barrel

Seriously, _INDIRECTLY_ defeats (object).

Barack Obama.

The 2nd Amendment to the Constitution

Activist judges?

Tabaldak's Infinite Depths of Universal Understanding

(sounds like a D&D spell, doesn't it?)

Underground criminals

earthquakes?

defeating Tabaldak's Infinite Depths of Universal Understanding:

possibility

flying birds

hunters

The nothingness from which this contest emerged, proceeds to consume the contest on itself. Thread closed.

-- Coming soon --
OB's new and improved word contest, now with Rules! :)
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