Word Games! (in Contests)


QBOddBird January 6 2009 11:53 AM EST

OK, so I haven't seen any word games in the forums for a while. Here's a fun one.

I'll start us off by posting a word. When you see the word, you will post a word that 'beats' it. For example, water would beat fire, as its natural opposite. When the next person posts, they would post a word that beats the person who beat mine, and so forth and so on.

However!

You must post a word that _indirectly_ defeats it. Instead of saying water, you should post something like...Smokey the Bear, or a shovel, or a fireman. These defeat fire more indirectly.

This is a bit of a silly idea, and not well thought out, but I think it could be fun. So my word is:


Rock!

j'bob January 6 2009 11:55 AM EST

Sledge Hammer (circa Peter Gabriel perhaps?)

IndependenZ January 6 2009 11:55 AM EST

Paper?

QBOddBird January 6 2009 11:58 AM EST

To defeat a sledge hammer...

you need a WAR HAMMER!

Daz January 6 2009 12:08 PM EST

Termites.

Lochnivar January 6 2009 12:10 PM EST

steel

IndependenZ January 6 2009 12:16 PM EST

Temperature (heating steel up and suddenly cooling it down can break it)

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] January 6 2009 12:17 PM EST

Blacksmith (and I'm pretty sure I'm the first to provide an actual indirect link)

Fatil1ty January 6 2009 12:32 PM EST

assembly line

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 1:02 PM EST

customers

AdminShade January 6 2009 1:07 PM EST

A sign saying 'Closed' or alternatively, Sundays

Mama Bear [G6] January 6 2009 1:28 PM EST

thief

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 1:31 PM EST

prison

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 January 6 2009 2:06 PM EST

Nuclear apocalypse.

King January 6 2009 2:10 PM EST

cockroaches =p

Andy January 6 2009 2:13 PM EST

My foot

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] January 6 2009 2:18 PM EST

a nail

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 2:20 PM EST

a carpenter

Andy January 6 2009 2:25 PM EST

A broken hammer

Mama Bear [G6] January 6 2009 2:26 PM EST

duct tape

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 2:27 PM EST

Nascar

Mama Bear [G6] January 6 2009 2:30 PM EST

angry fans

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 2:30 PM EST

lack of wind

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 6 2009 2:34 PM EST

Flatulence

QBJohnnywas January 6 2009 2:45 PM EST

My mother in law.

three4thsforsaken January 6 2009 2:48 PM EST

Shotguns

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 3:00 PM EST

rain

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 6 2009 3:02 PM EST

Erosion! hehe

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 3:17 PM EST

trees

lel January 6 2009 3:22 PM EST

volcano

Colonel Custard January 6 2009 3:48 PM EST

Witch doctor

ceslis January 6 2009 4:15 PM EST

science

LittleLauren January 6 2009 4:17 PM EST

God

DAS bro January 6 2009 4:29 PM EST

the truth

three4thsforsaken January 6 2009 4:48 PM EST

cake

The Old Gods [SeeD] January 6 2009 4:54 PM EST

is a lie =P

Colonel Custard January 6 2009 5:37 PM EST

Not to spoil anyone's fun, but I'm missing the "indirectly defeats" part of the last couple answers. OB, can we get an official ruling on this?

Number XIII January 6 2009 5:39 PM EST

a knife

BluBBen January 6 2009 5:55 PM EST

A stone hidden in the bread you are slicing

TheHatchetman January 6 2009 6:05 PM EST

an alternative defeat to a knife = a knife

three4thsforsaken January 6 2009 6:29 PM EST

yeah CC, I was saying lies for my post since it defeats truth but in order to say it indirectly I said cake cause cake = lie. Therefore Cake beats truth. I dunno what Boondocks was doing.

fatty the loner January 6 2009 7:06 PM EST

Jared :)

Rawr January 6 2009 7:09 PM EST

Quiznos

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 6 2009 8:09 PM EST

Health Inspectors

Number XIII January 6 2009 8:34 PM EST

A resteraunt so disgusting they develop a disease

j'bob January 6 2009 8:48 PM EST

clorox! (bleach)

DAS bro January 6 2009 8:53 PM EST

a hole

j'bob January 6 2009 8:57 PM EST

HA! technically enough clorox would overflow your petty lil hole and spill over.. forcefully cleansing anything in its path!!!! CLOROX FTW!!!!!

Number XIII January 6 2009 9:17 PM EST

a hole would be beaten by dirt

DAS bro January 6 2009 9:19 PM EST

alright how bout water too dilute it!!

j'bob January 6 2009 9:24 PM EST

Maybe I'm just being a thread monger... but it would appear my clorox has been ganged up on in the hole... water and dirt have been poured in...
everyone knows water and dirt make mud...
and what can you clean up mud with....???

CLOROX!!!

MY CLOROX IS UNDEFEATABLE!!!!

/me runs out to conquer the world with tankers of clorox!
(suddenly everyone remembers why they didn't miss me so much)

DAS bro January 6 2009 9:27 PM EST

add chunks os clay or flower to soak it all up!!!!

Rawr January 6 2009 9:34 PM EST

overuse of clorox..

Poison control.

fatty the loner January 6 2009 9:41 PM EST

control-no control
no control = anarchy

Number XIII January 6 2009 9:48 PM EST

Democracy

fatty the loner January 6 2009 9:51 PM EST

Communism

Number XIII January 6 2009 9:52 PM EST

World War

fatty the loner January 6 2009 9:53 PM EST

Nuke :)

Tyriel [123456789] January 6 2009 9:54 PM EST

The Olympics!

Tyriel [123456789] January 6 2009 9:54 PM EST

Arg, didn't post in time. That last response was to 'World War'.

To 'Nuke': Y2K

fatty the loner January 6 2009 9:55 PM EST

A nuke would so end the "games"

iBananco [Blue Army] January 6 2009 9:55 PM EST

Common sense.

fatty the loner January 6 2009 9:56 PM EST

Stupidity

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 6 2009 9:56 PM EST

Canada...Or Switzerland.

Pick one! ;p

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 6 2009 9:58 PM EST

awww. My Canada or Switzerland was to the World War one. I guess, to the Stupidity one would be....

An encyclopedia

fatty the loner January 6 2009 10:01 PM EST

blindness

Tyriel [123456789] January 6 2009 10:04 PM EST

Bat (echolocation FTW!)

fatty the loner January 6 2009 10:09 PM EST

Ozzy

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 6 2009 10:20 PM EST

censorship

Rawr January 6 2009 10:22 PM EST

Janet Jackson

Number XIII January 6 2009 10:41 PM EST

flame thrower

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 10:48 PM EST

outer space

Rawr January 6 2009 10:53 PM EST

Hal.

j'bob January 6 2009 11:15 PM EST

guilt.

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 6 2009 11:23 PM EST

Catholic Confession

Tal [G6] January 6 2009 11:25 PM EST

naughty priests

Rawr January 6 2009 11:27 PM EST

Undercover midget cops

j'bob January 6 2009 11:28 PM EST

catholic school grad with a good memory

j'bob January 6 2009 11:31 PM EST

fine. the wicked witch of the west...
all little people are afraid of the wicked witch of the west!

Rawr January 6 2009 11:33 PM EST

bucket

Haloki January 6 2009 11:36 PM EST

wheel barrow

j'bob January 6 2009 11:38 PM EST

a nail (in the tire)

Rawr January 6 2009 11:43 PM EST

lame we've done nail already

[P]Mitt January 6 2009 11:49 PM EST

Rawr, chill.

Screw

three4thsforsaken January 6 2009 11:59 PM EST

Handyman

j'bob January 7 2009 12:00 AM EST

"lame we've done nail already"

says the guy who tried beating the wicked witch with an empty bucket!
snarf!

;p

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 12:03 AM EST

Bored housewife.... ;p

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 12:06 AM EST

bored Husband

Rawr January 7 2009 12:09 AM EST

I wasn't being mean, j'bob and I are chatmailing :D

j'bob January 7 2009 12:14 AM EST

bored Husband > MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!

and yes, rawr is just jousting with me in chatmail... I'm just upset that i stocked up on clorox prematurely

Rawr January 7 2009 12:17 AM EST

real football

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 7 2009 12:19 AM EST

HOCKEY!!!

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 12:20 AM EST

Soccer Moms

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 12:25 AM EST

The Ref

Tyriel [123456789] January 7 2009 12:35 AM EST

A fan. Or, more specifically, and angry mob of them.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 12:44 AM EST

The Riot Police

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 12:45 AM EST

Chicago Fires

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 12:48 AM EST

The Chicago Fire Department

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] January 7 2009 12:51 AM EST

Chicago Fire Department building on Fire

QBOddBird January 7 2009 1:08 AM EST

tornado season


(I don't mind people playing around a bit in the thread, but while you're playing, please continue the game by posting your response. Otherwise, people have to read up and figure out where the actual game left off.)

Daz January 7 2009 1:19 AM EST

Butterfly in Asia

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 1:51 AM EST

Bart Simpson in Asia

DoS [Battle Royale] January 7 2009 1:54 AM EST

Godzilla

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 1:58 AM EST

King Ghidorah! ;p

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] January 7 2009 2:03 AM EST

MST3K

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 2:05 AM EST

A Writers' strike

InebriatedArsonist January 7 2009 2:22 AM EST

A viewing public content with reruns.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 3:23 AM EST

Sideshow Bob

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 3:27 AM EST

Prison

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 4:20 AM EST

The Huber Program

SimplyNic January 7 2009 4:55 AM EST

My Face

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 5:17 AM EST

<nospellcheck>Botox</nospellcheck>

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 5:17 AM EST

oop gotta remember to hit html

Goodfish January 7 2009 5:19 AM EST

A Scroll of Flesh to Stone

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 5:42 AM EST

Jello

Andy January 7 2009 6:53 AM EST

spoon

DAS bro January 7 2009 7:03 AM EST

hamburger

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 7:13 AM EST

Turkeyburger

Brakke Bres [Ow man] January 7 2009 7:17 AM EST

vegetarian

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] January 7 2009 7:26 AM EST

Brittle Bone Disease

fatty the loner January 7 2009 7:54 AM EST

Calcium Supplement pills

Phrede January 7 2009 9:54 AM EST

sulphuric acid

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] January 7 2009 9:58 AM EST

sodium hydroxide

QBOddBird January 7 2009 10:15 AM EST

alchemy

Tal [G6] January 7 2009 10:20 AM EST

religion

QBOddBird January 7 2009 10:24 AM EST

inconsistency

Tal [G6] January 7 2009 10:31 AM EST

mercury

TheHatchetman January 7 2009 10:33 AM EST

arizona

QBOddBird January 7 2009 10:34 AM EST

UR ANUS!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

QBOddBird January 7 2009 10:34 AM EST

noooooooooooooooooooo

in that case

global warming

TheHatchetman January 7 2009 10:35 AM EST

al gore

Brakke Bres [Ow man] January 7 2009 10:48 AM EST

Irony

TheHatchetman January 7 2009 10:51 AM EST

the 90s and every year since

QBOddBird January 7 2009 10:58 AM EST

dissatisfaction

AdminShade January 7 2009 11:02 AM EST

a Mars bar.

Tal [G6] January 7 2009 11:04 AM EST

fat kid

QBOddBird January 7 2009 11:05 AM EST

a pretty girl

AdminShade January 7 2009 11:06 AM EST

a nerd

[P]Mitt January 7 2009 11:28 AM EST

Fermat's Last Theorem

Number XIII January 7 2009 11:41 AM EST

Pythagorean Theorem

DAS bro January 7 2009 11:48 AM EST

pi

Number XIII January 7 2009 12:08 PM EST

abbreviations

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 1:11 PM EST

L33T Speak

fatty the loner January 7 2009 1:15 PM EST

Admins

Brakke Bres [Ow man] January 7 2009 1:18 PM EST

monty

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] January 7 2009 1:23 PM EST

Debt

fatty the loner January 7 2009 1:29 PM EST

lotto

AdminShade January 7 2009 1:31 PM EST

rescale

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 1:34 PM EST

CB3! ;P

Andy January 7 2009 1:54 PM EST

Koy 2

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 2:10 PM EST

TAB

Tal [G6] January 7 2009 2:22 PM EST

ranger

fatty the loner January 7 2009 3:58 PM EST

a forest fire

ceslis January 7 2009 4:04 PM EST

global warming (which would produce world wide flooding)

fatty the loner January 7 2009 4:06 PM EST

New planet

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 4:18 PM EST

back burning and patience

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 4:18 PM EST

oops nvm

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 4:21 PM EST

New Planet = Human ignorance (cause global warming again)

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 4:58 PM EST

tree huggers

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 5:45 PM EST

lumberjacks

Number XIII January 7 2009 6:24 PM EST

chain saw shortage

Tal [G6] January 7 2009 6:36 PM EST

new factory

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 6:38 PM EST

the 2008 economy ^_~

Number XIII January 7 2009 6:39 PM EST

Obama

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 7 2009 6:46 PM EST

Prejudice

Tyriel [123456789] January 7 2009 6:47 PM EST

Jane Austen

Lochnivar January 7 2009 7:04 PM EST

illiteracy

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 7:04 PM EST

Hooked on Phonics!! hehe

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 7:10 PM EST

l33t sp34k

QBOddBird January 7 2009 7:13 PM EST

Bast

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 7:15 PM EST

CB Chat

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 7:16 PM EST

Chat Ban

QBOddBird January 7 2009 7:17 PM EST

A broken !48

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 7:20 PM EST

Jon

Lochnivar January 7 2009 7:20 PM EST

NS + Bus

QBOddBird January 7 2009 7:22 PM EST

angry sister's boyfriend

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 7:25 PM EST

STD

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 7:30 PM EST

Planned Parenthood

QBOddBird January 7 2009 7:32 PM EST

prom night

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 7:34 PM EST

Acne!

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 7:34 PM EST

Johnathon Schaech

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 7:36 PM EST

No fair. My last one was to "Prom Night"

But, to Acne:

Hydroclhoric Acid

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 7:40 PM EST

Sodium bicarbonate

QBOddBird January 7 2009 7:41 PM EST

A chemist

Lochnivar January 7 2009 7:41 PM EST

a social life

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 7:41 PM EST

Homeland Security.

deifeln January 7 2009 7:42 PM EST

(Hydrochloric Acid)

HF

deifeln January 7 2009 7:42 PM EST

wow...many quick replies

deifeln January 7 2009 7:43 PM EST

Alert Level Orange

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 7:44 PM EST

Colorblindness hehe

Lochnivar January 7 2009 7:45 PM EST

seeing eye dog

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 7:45 PM EST

A 40oz steak.

The Old Gods [SeeD] January 7 2009 7:51 PM EST

A Fat Texan

QBOddBird January 7 2009 8:10 PM EST

Subway

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 8:14 PM EST

Salmonella

DAS bro January 7 2009 8:24 PM EST

hospital

Rawr January 7 2009 8:27 PM EST

zombie apocalypse

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 7 2009 8:29 PM EST

Milla Jovovich

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 7 2009 8:31 PM EST

Bruce Willis

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 7 2009 8:36 PM EST

Haley Joel Osment

Number XIII January 7 2009 9:01 PM EST

dead people

Tal [G6] January 7 2009 9:02 PM EST

Dr. Frankenstein

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 7 2009 9:05 PM EST

Fair weather.

Tal [G6] January 7 2009 9:09 PM EST

Storm (x-men)

Number XIII January 7 2009 9:10 PM EST

a meteorologist

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 9:29 PM EST

an anchorman

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 7 2009 9:34 PM EST

Chuck Norris.

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 9:40 PM EST

phat pants

fatty the loner January 7 2009 9:53 PM EST

a Fat Evil Man :)
(I'd rip them)

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 7 2009 10:06 PM EST

A Black Hole. It will compress the fat evil man to an infinitely dense point, thus ending his fatness. Also, because the body and mind cannot function if it is crushed like that, it will also kill his evilness.

fatty the loner January 7 2009 10:10 PM EST

but my stomach is a bottomless pit and has been called a blackhole
before :)

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 7 2009 10:16 PM EST

Black hole still wins!

The Old Gods [SeeD] January 7 2009 10:27 PM EST

wormhole to opposite (and evil) dimension

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 7 2009 10:30 PM EST

A Stargate

Tal [G6] January 7 2009 10:38 PM EST

an Ancient Stargate

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 7 2009 10:55 PM EST

Captain Kirk.

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 11:02 PM EST

commander keen

InebriatedArsonist January 7 2009 11:05 PM EST

Doom.

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 7 2009 11:11 PM EST

The Rock.

Rawr January 7 2009 11:27 PM EST

The Unstoppable Force.

TheHatchetman January 7 2009 11:34 PM EST

the endless depths of space

The Old Gods [SeeD] January 7 2009 11:44 PM EST

The Big Bang

Soul Eater January 7 2009 11:45 PM EST

Donald Duck

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 7 2009 11:54 PM EST

Sweet n sour sauce

Soul Eater January 7 2009 11:56 PM EST

Food Poisoning

Colonel Custard January 8 2009 12:29 AM EST

Steel Gut Kung Fu

Rawr January 8 2009 1:20 AM EST

Jackie Chan

Godpanda January 8 2009 1:35 AM EST

L

QBOddBird January 8 2009 1:50 AM EST

Z

InebriatedArsonist January 8 2009 2:44 AM EST

Charlie.

Goodfish January 8 2009 3:36 AM EST

Willy Wonka.

Brakke Bres [Ow man] January 8 2009 4:17 AM EST

Dental cavity

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2009 4:24 AM EST

Dentist

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 8 2009 4:31 AM EST

Man eating plant

(Good one InebriatedArsonist, charlie for LZ :o )

Brakke Bres [Ow man] January 8 2009 5:34 AM EST

Little shop of horrors

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 8 2009 5:35 AM EST

Collectable Plates

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 8 2009 5:42 AM EST

Amateur Circus Plate Spinning

QBJohnnywas January 8 2009 5:46 AM EST

Amateur circus trapeze artist.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 8 2009 6:01 AM EST

Saftey Nets

Brakke Bres [Ow man] January 8 2009 6:05 AM EST

Fire breather

DAS bro January 8 2009 6:53 AM EST

water dragon

fatty the loner January 8 2009 7:01 AM EST

A wizard

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] January 8 2009 7:11 AM EST

a spellabsorbing crystal

Brakke Bres [Ow man] January 8 2009 7:22 AM EST

a resonating pulse

QBJohnnywas January 8 2009 7:31 AM EST

Chuck Norris.


Thread closed.


Only joking...


An Off Switch.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 8 2009 8:17 AM EST

Fingers

fatty the loner January 8 2009 8:22 AM EST

Chinesse Finger trap

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 8 2009 8:24 AM EST

Panda attack

(The Chuck norris joke is about 75 up :P )

QBJohnnywas January 8 2009 8:33 AM EST

(you expect me to read all of these!!??!)

Panda's sex life.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] January 8 2009 8:36 AM EST

Noel Fielding (The Mighty Boosh)

QBJohnnywas January 8 2009 8:37 AM EST

A strong breeze.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] January 8 2009 9:22 AM EST

katana

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 8 2009 9:28 AM EST

salt water

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 9:37 AM EST

purifier

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 8 2009 10:48 AM EST

Riddik

Lochnivar January 8 2009 10:58 AM EST

The Pacifier

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2009 12:00 PM EST

Destrinator.

Lady Die January 8 2009 12:22 PM EST

Flowdog

QBOddBird January 8 2009 12:24 PM EST

Chat.

Lochnivar January 8 2009 12:28 PM EST

Lochnivar

QBOddBird January 8 2009 12:29 PM EST

vacuums

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] January 8 2009 12:32 PM EST

plastic

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 8 2009 12:32 PM EST

Darn it OB1! I was going to say "Rave" but you had to go and post before I could 8(
lol

Anywho... meatballs

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 8 2009 12:33 PM EST

Darn it smallpau! xD Took my posting spot...

Lochnivar January 8 2009 1:03 PM EST

paper

fatty the loner January 8 2009 1:27 PM EST

trash can

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 1:33 PM EST

Oscar the Grouch

fatty the loner January 8 2009 1:34 PM EST

Trash compactor!
:) sorry I'm evil

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 8 2009 2:04 PM EST

R2D2

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 2:12 PM EST

Jawa

(The rules say "indirectly" defeat the previous word. So, nobody is following the rules.

QBOddBird January 8 2009 3:32 PM EST

Empire

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2009 3:34 PM EST

A paper-mache statue of Jonathan.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 3:34 PM EST

Some guy

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 3:36 PM EST

bullet

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2009 3:37 PM EST

The Matrix.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 3:38 PM EST

that one guy

Number XIII January 8 2009 3:39 PM EST

Army man

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 8 2009 3:43 PM EST

Invisible cyborg ninjas.

And OB1, you aren't up to par with your star wars! The Tuskan Raiders hate little children midgets stealing all their stuff, so they kill them on sight. =)

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2009 3:43 PM EST

Politicians.

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 8 2009 3:43 PM EST

Oh that's right, but in episode 4 they did kill that sandcrawler... Oh well, they both work!

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 8 2009 3:44 PM EST

Politicians beat invisible cyborg ninjas?

QBOddBird January 8 2009 3:45 PM EST

Remember: "INDIRECTLY" defeats.

QBOddBird January 8 2009 3:45 PM EST

also, hot secretaries.

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2009 3:45 PM EST

I actually meant the Politicians to Number XIII "Army man".

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 3:46 PM EST

WORDS!

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2009 3:49 PM EST

1984.

Number XIII January 8 2009 3:50 PM EST

1985

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 3:51 PM EST

ME

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 8 2009 3:52 PM EST

YOU.

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 3:52 PM EST

Koy

QBOddBird January 8 2009 3:52 PM EST

a hypercane

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 3:54 PM EST

reality

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 3:56 PM EST

Verifex

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 3:56 PM EST

Nightstrike

QBOddBird January 8 2009 3:58 PM EST

Sister's boyfriend!!!

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 3:59 PM EST

This contest.

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 3:59 PM EST

Daddy's Shotgun

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 4:02 PM EST

server crash

Number XIII January 8 2009 4:03 PM EST

tech support

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 4:04 PM EST

power outage

Lady Die January 8 2009 4:05 PM EST

Back up generator

Tal [G6] January 8 2009 4:05 PM EST

gas shortage

Number XIII January 8 2009 4:05 PM EST

an electrition

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 4:07 PM EST

A dictionary.

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 8 2009 4:09 PM EST

A Thesaurus.

Lady Die January 8 2009 4:09 PM EST

Thesaurus

three4thsforsaken January 8 2009 4:09 PM EST

a pyromaniac

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 8 2009 4:13 PM EST

A Kleptomaniac. No lighter = no fire.

kevlar January 8 2009 4:14 PM EST

safety deposit box

Lochnivar January 8 2009 4:16 PM EST

Jason Statham

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 4:24 PM EST

S.A.G.

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 8 2009 4:28 PM EST

Pull up your pants, you young hoolagin.

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 8 2009 5:59 PM EST

Team America

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 6:00 PM EST

AIDS

fatty the loner January 8 2009 6:02 PM EST

condoms

Wasp [Demon Forging] January 8 2009 6:04 PM EST

Tears

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 6:08 PM EST

Ozzy Osbourne

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 8 2009 7:10 PM EST

Verbal communication hehehe

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 7:13 PM EST

A Mime

ResistanZ January 8 2009 7:13 PM EST

INTERNETZ!

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 7:17 PM EST

Windstorm

ResistanZ January 8 2009 7:21 PM EST

Mega Zord.

kevlar January 8 2009 7:22 PM EST

low pressure system

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 8 2009 7:24 PM EST

The Olympics

DAS bro January 8 2009 7:27 PM EST

no fire

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 8 2009 7:29 PM EST

matches

ResistanZ January 8 2009 7:35 PM EST

babydaddy

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] January 9 2009 9:20 AM EST

So how do we win?

Lady Die January 9 2009 1:40 PM EST

Child support system

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] January 9 2009 1:42 PM EST

The US Government ;p

ceslis January 9 2009 1:58 PM EST

Bush

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 3:45 PM EST

Weedwhacker.

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 3:47 PM EST

fake flowers

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 3:53 PM EST

The pens at the doctor's office.

Andy January 9 2009 3:54 PM EST

The guy who's sad enough to nick them

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 3:56 PM EST

Kungfu Panda

Tabaldak January 9 2009 4:05 PM EST

Mulan

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 4:07 PM EST

Team showers.

Tabaldak January 9 2009 4:49 PM EST

hard water

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 4:55 PM EST

ice pick

Lady Die January 9 2009 4:57 PM EST

Global warming

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 5:06 PM EST

Good science.

three4thsforsaken January 9 2009 5:08 PM EST

Al Gore

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 9 2009 5:09 PM EST

Fundamentalism

Mojo Patroneus [My2ndClan] January 9 2009 5:24 PM EST

The Renaissance

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 6:10 PM EST

The Industrial Revolution.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 9 2009 6:20 PM EST

Religion

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 6:25 PM EST

atheist

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 6:38 PM EST

Objective morality.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 9 2009 6:46 PM EST

existentialism

kevlar January 9 2009 7:12 PM EST

Hitler

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 7:18 PM EST

USA

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 9 2009 7:37 PM EST

Globalization

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 7:40 PM EST

Meteor size of texas

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 9 2009 7:43 PM EST

Bruce Willis.

kevlar January 9 2009 7:47 PM EST

AshtonKutcher (loved that response Titan! lol)

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 7:49 PM EST

Demi Moore

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 7:57 PM EST

GI Joe

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 9 2009 8:00 PM EST

Juggernaut

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 9 2009 8:40 PM EST

psionics

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 8:55 PM EST

mind altering drugs

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 9:06 PM EST

drug sniffing dog

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 9 2009 9:16 PM EST

That guy that skewered the dog in The Secret Window.

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 9:24 PM EST

Underdog!

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 9:32 PM EST

LOLcats

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 9:41 PM EST

Time

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 9:43 PM EST

Flavor Flav

[P]Mitt January 9 2009 9:43 PM EST

Eternity

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 9:49 PM EST

Jello (obviously)

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 9:50 PM EST

immortals

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 9:51 PM EST

nvm that was to eternity

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 9:52 PM EST

microwave(to jello)

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 9:52 PM EST

Jell-O Brand pudding

It indirectly defeats it by making you lose faith in the Jell-O name

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 9:55 PM EST

youtube (at microwaves)

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 9:56 PM EST

hacker

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 10:00 PM EST

FBI anti hacker unit

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 10:01 PM EST

Evil people who kill hackers

QBOddBird January 9 2009 10:01 PM EST

INDIRECT

BTW

INDIRECT

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 10:02 PM EST

Killing a hacker isn't directly stoping the hacking. Anti-hacking is. I win!

And John McClane refutes the hacker-killing people.

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 10:04 PM EST

Nanobots (at what CC said, it would stop the people who they kill which means that they can't kill anyone making them none existent)

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 10:06 PM EST

electrical short ciruit

Colonel Custard January 9 2009 10:33 PM EST

Alternative energy

j'bob January 9 2009 11:03 PM EST

fast cars!

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 11:14 PM EST

speed traps

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 11:18 PM EST

a map showing the location of traps

Tyriel [123456789] January 9 2009 11:19 PM EST

A toddler with a crayon (scribble scribble!)

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 11:22 PM EST

sunlight

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 11:23 PM EST

solar eclipse

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 11:25 PM EST

spotlight

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 11:37 PM EST

a stone (breaks the spotlight)

Rawr January 9 2009 11:42 PM EST

paper!

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 11:46 PM EST

cloud

Tal [G6] January 9 2009 11:46 PM EST

scissors

Rawr January 9 2009 11:48 PM EST

wind

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 9 2009 11:49 PM EST

How does wind beat scissors?

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 11:53 PM EST

wind beats clouds, tal's response doesn't beat clouds ;)

obstacles

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 9 2009 11:56 PM EST

what kind of obstacles?

DoS [Battle Royale] January 9 2009 11:57 PM EST

mountain i suppose

j'bob January 10 2009 12:01 AM EST

Sherpa guide!

Ernest-Scribbler January 10 2009 12:58 AM EST

hallucinogens.

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 10 2009 1:58 AM EST

The number 400!

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 10 2009 2:00 AM EST

Because, you know... If someone that is hallucinating, or on hallucinogens sees 400 of something, they'd probably flip out and run around screaming. Also, it was the 400th reply. =P

IndependenZ January 10 2009 10:19 AM EST

400? 42!

Rawr January 10 2009 12:21 PM EST

666

Tal [G6] January 10 2009 12:21 PM EST

Slayer333

ResistanZ January 10 2009 12:23 PM EST

MMORPGs.

Rawr January 10 2009 12:29 PM EST

Girls

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 10 2009 12:50 PM EST

ME!!

ResistanZ January 10 2009 1:28 PM EST

Zeus.

Number XIII January 10 2009 2:39 PM EST

Hades

ResistanZ January 10 2009 2:45 PM EST

Hades is a noob. He definitely cannot beat Zeus.

QBOddBird January 10 2009 2:50 PM EST

Purgatory

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 10 2009 2:56 PM EST

Protestants.

Number XIII January 10 2009 3:02 PM EST

(see now i'm a little bit sad because nobody got the reference to the anime that my picture is from) Catholics

Lochnivar January 10 2009 3:15 PM EST

gerrymandering

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 10 2009 3:19 PM EST

A county-shifting earthquake.

ResistanZ January 10 2009 3:32 PM EST

A water Pokemon's Watergun Attack.

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 10 2009 3:48 PM EST

Against earth, it's not very effective. Go megachop!

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 10 2009 4:09 PM EST

Nethack.

wotan [Sepapoisid] January 10 2009 4:43 PM EST

me :)

Rawr January 10 2009 5:26 PM EST

water is strong against earth in pokemon

Colonel Custard January 10 2009 6:20 PM EST

I think the delay of that response and the continuation of the conversation that occurred besides indirectly defeated it.

Rawr January 10 2009 6:27 PM EST

I'm merely professing my Pokémon knowledge

Rawr January 10 2009 6:28 PM EST

pokémon

Colonel Custard January 10 2009 6:29 PM EST

Thread replies that stay on-topic

BluBBen January 10 2009 6:43 PM EST

OB booty dancing

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 11 2009 2:40 AM EST

someone kicking OB in the butt

DoS [Battle Royale] January 11 2009 2:43 AM EST

!48

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 11 2009 2:48 AM EST

Forum ban. =P

QBOddBird January 11 2009 2:49 AM EST

Going off-topic like that kills the game for everyone. If you feel like bragging about your pokemon knowledge, do it in CM or PM.

48! is defeated by 42!

Rawr January 11 2009 3:06 AM EST

Not off topic that much.. Raveshaw was saying how earth is strong against water when Opvines used water gun attack against the earthquake. I was correcting Raveshaw.

42! is beaten by Douglas adams

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 11 2009 3:22 AM EST

Y'all skipped me. o.O

Rawr, if it bothers you that much, I meant to say rock pokemon. Please try to stay more on topic in the future.

Anywho; Heart attack.

Rawr January 11 2009 3:26 AM EST

omg! I posted the fact that water beats ground and its not even off-topic.

And water is infact strong against rock AND ground.



Hospitals

DoS [Battle Royale] January 11 2009 3:28 AM EST

Lol Rawr and Rave.

Joker

DoS [Battle Royale] January 11 2009 3:28 AM EST

Or I should say The Joker.

Rawr January 11 2009 3:29 AM EST

bat symbol searchlight

TheHatchetman January 11 2009 3:32 AM EST

hailstorm

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 11 2009 4:11 AM EST

Intense heat wave

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 11 2009 6:09 AM EST

Global warming partnered with Al Gore

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 11 2009 6:09 AM EST

Well, in the sense that there will be a mini ice age after the whole global warming thing.

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 11 2009 6:11 AM EST

And also how Al Gore wants to stop global warming, thus preventing a heat wave.

Colonel Custard January 11 2009 9:59 AM EST

Super-Ultra-Mega-Fail, Rave. Al Gore and global warming have both already been used, and triple-posting just adds to the failure.

Hail damage insurance

Tabaldak January 11 2009 10:39 AM EST

Al Gore? George Bush Jr.

Bush was elected over Gore in 2000... :P

Tabaldak January 11 2009 10:45 AM EST

Oops, someone already said Bush. >.<

Hmmm... Clinton indirectly beats Gore? :P

fatty the loner January 11 2009 11:27 AM EST

Assuming that was Hilary....
Monica is my response

Tabaldak January 11 2009 11:56 AM EST

Weight Watchers

Number XIII January 11 2009 12:39 PM EST

Sumo wrestlers

Tabaldak January 11 2009 1:02 PM EST

Hulk Hogan

Tal [G6] January 11 2009 1:03 PM EST

The Rock

DoS [Battle Royale] January 11 2009 1:03 PM EST

Mr. Nanny

Underage Drinking January 11 2009 1:59 PM EST

drop kick

Tabaldak January 11 2009 2:41 PM EST

Kyle's baby brother Ike from South Park

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 11 2009 3:56 PM EST

Parental Blocks

Tal [G6] January 11 2009 3:57 PM EST

stealing password

AdminShade January 11 2009 4:16 PM EST

Windows Live ID

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 11 2009 5:58 PM EST

computer virus

ResistanZ January 11 2009 6:03 PM EST

Linux.

kevlar January 11 2009 6:03 PM EST

Neo

Tabaldak January 11 2009 7:13 PM EST

The power button on my computer.

Colonel Custard January 11 2009 8:12 PM EST

Evil Zombie Computer

Mesoshort January 11 2009 8:18 PM EST

Bill Cosby from the future

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 11 2009 8:33 PM EST

Pudding!!!

Tabaldak January 11 2009 9:20 PM EST

Health and Fitness instructor

fatty the loner January 11 2009 9:21 PM EST

A buffet :)

ResistanZ January 11 2009 9:27 PM EST

A fat, fat man.

Tal [G6] January 11 2009 9:46 PM EST

gastrointestinal bypass surgery

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 11 2009 9:51 PM EST

Sudden death of the surgeon

Rawr January 11 2009 9:53 PM EST

House

DoS [Battle Royale] January 11 2009 10:09 PM EST

Cuddy

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 11 2009 10:44 PM EST

a baby.

Lady Die January 11 2009 11:01 PM EST

A pacifier

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 11 2009 11:14 PM EST

Ageing

Colonel Custard January 11 2009 11:32 PM EST

Time machines

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 11 2009 11:35 PM EST

a rat that likes chewing wires

Colonel Custard January 12 2009 1:40 AM EST

Really high voltage wall plugs.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 12 2009 1:46 AM EST

power failure and the rat

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] January 12 2009 1:58 AM EST

Generator

PearsonTritonRaveshaw January 12 2009 2:06 AM EST

A generator-eating-alligator.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 12 2009 2:16 AM EST

Steve Irwin

TheHatchetman January 12 2009 2:18 AM EST

The Great Barrier Reef

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 12 2009 3:35 AM EST

Lime Jello

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 12 2009 3:38 AM EST

Naked People

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 12 2009 3:43 AM EST

Excessive body hair

IndependenZ January 12 2009 3:48 AM EST

Gilette

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 12 2009 3:50 AM EST

Parkinsons

Lady Die January 12 2009 9:37 AM EST

Trigeminusneuralgy

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 12 2009 9:54 AM EST

Baclofen

Tabaldak January 12 2009 10:05 AM EST

Seizures from Biclofen

Lady Die January 12 2009 11:59 AM EST

seizure response dog! (hah!)

Tabaldak January 12 2009 12:14 PM EST

rabies

IndependenZ January 12 2009 12:19 PM EST

Shotgun

Tabaldak January 12 2009 12:20 PM EST

blockage in the barrel

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 12 2009 12:22 PM EST

Seriously, _INDIRECTLY_ defeats (object).

ResistanZ January 12 2009 12:29 PM EST

Barack Obama.

Tabaldak January 12 2009 12:32 PM EST

The 2nd Amendment to the Constitution

Colonel Custard January 12 2009 4:19 PM EST

Activist judges?

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 12 2009 4:51 PM EST

Tabaldak's Infinite Depths of Universal Understanding

(sounds like a D&D spell, doesn't it?)

Tabaldak January 12 2009 5:21 PM EST

Underground criminals

Fatil1ty January 12 2009 5:37 PM EST

earthquakes?

QBOddBird January 12 2009 5:38 PM EST

defeating Tabaldak's Infinite Depths of Universal Understanding:

possibility

Tabaldak January 12 2009 5:39 PM EST

flying birds

Number XIII January 12 2009 5:42 PM EST

hunters

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] January 12 2009 5:43 PM EST

The nothingness from which this contest emerged, proceeds to consume the contest on itself. Thread closed.

-- Coming soon --
OB's new and improved word contest, now with Rules! :)
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