Oh Amulet of Junction (in General)

three4thsforsaken March 12 2009 6:09 AM EDT

Why cannot I see
Oh Amulet of Junction
what you do to me?

A Haiku by three4thsforsaken.

Thank you.

blackshadowshade March 12 2009 6:19 AM EDT

Oh AoJ Oh,
Wherefore art thou AoJ?
You hang so limply.

chaosal March 12 2009 6:57 AM EDT

Junction Amulet?
Why the hell am I so tired?
Maybe I should sleep.

blackshadowshade March 12 2009 8:03 AM EDT

That ain't no haiku.

chaosal March 12 2009 8:26 AM EDT

depends on where you're from

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 12 2009 9:33 AM EDT

jon will not tell us
despite our lamentations
enlighten us please

QBJohnnywas March 12 2009 10:04 AM EDT

Jonathan Supporter and Admin
A member of Carnage Blender since November 3, 2000.
Realm: Gondor
Last login at Mar 9

QBJohnnywas March 12 2009 10:07 AM EDT

I'll take over the role. My next creation would be the Amulet Of Was, can be worn with other amulets, in fact is compulsory. For each + you upgrade you gain +40 AC and 60% of your rewards go to JW.

blackshadowshade March 12 2009 10:07 AM EDT

Jonathan the boss
Perhaps he does not love us
Last login March 9

QBRanger March 12 2009 11:01 AM EDT

Forget this Haiku crap
I just want to know what it does.
Otherwise give me a slap.

Brakke Bres [Ow man] March 12 2009 11:13 AM EDT

/me looks around and sees everyone asleep,
everyone is taking a nap.
okay here it comes

Wasp [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] March 12 2009 11:58 AM EDT

Jonathan is gone
Last seen on the ninth of March
What's the bus factor?

QBJohnnywas March 12 2009 1:05 PM EDT

"Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she wont write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction"

AdminJonathan March 12 2009 9:30 PM EDT

these are very good
I should take a vacation
and let you write more

chaosal March 12 2009 9:45 PM EDT

take a vacation!
everyone knows you've earned it.
well, at least WE do.

QBRanger March 12 2009 9:51 PM EDT

But take one after
You tell us what it does
Then rest all day and night

DoS March 12 2009 9:58 PM EDT

It is nice, maybe
the Amulet of Junction
I will take one free

QBsutekh137 March 12 2009 10:15 PM EDT

Ranger, that's haiku?
Five, six, six? Say what now, bro?
Go buy big P-R!

QBRanger March 12 2009 10:31 PM EDT

Of course it is not
But one wants high M-P-R
when learning to forge

QBsutekh137 March 12 2009 11:12 PM EDT

Ranger gets it right!
Learning to forge? I think not.
Ranger wants the top!

Kefeck [Demonic Serenity] March 12 2009 11:14 PM EDT

Not a haiku but search auctioneer and you will notice a bunch of AoJ's being auctioned off, then when you click on them you get a server error.

QBRanger March 12 2009 11:16 PM EDT

Had it, been there once
Time for something different
So forging it is

QBsutekh137 March 12 2009 11:21 PM EDT

Respect, you have mine.
But forging is a fool's task.
Size gives tiny gain.

QBOddBird March 12 2009 11:22 PM EDT

is what
she said.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] March 12 2009 11:41 PM EDT

Untrained Junction on farmboy

Fatil1ty March 12 2009 11:42 PM EDT

all my junction exp is gone! completely untrained! what to do!?
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