Sutekh has so much DM... (in Contests)
TheHatchetman
March 16 2009 10:32 PM EDT
100k to the person who comes up with (what is in my opinion) the funniest end to this sentence! Something like:
"just inspecting his char unlearns every ED on your account! :o"
TheHatchetman
March 16 2009 10:35 PM EDT
actually...
1) For the sake of variety, I'll lessen the restrictions. Just make a funny sentence in this style about something CB-related.
2) For the sake of participation, I'll raise the prize to 250k!
Mesoshort
March 16 2009 10:37 PM EDT
And no CoC jokes!
TheHatchetman
March 16 2009 10:38 PM EDT
That's what she said!
Flamey
March 16 2009 10:45 PM EDT
GL + JW to the rescue with CoC + BoNE jokes followed by winks.
Sutekh has so much DM, it even dispels your clothes!
...Gandalf couldn't actually cast spells; they always fizzled.
...Jon decided to remove all EDs, since they won't do anything anyways. This caused Sutekh to train his DM into AMF. Consequently, Jon got rid of all DD spells, since they're useless. And, in a few short weeks, Sutekh destroyed CB! *smile*
... his presence makes millions of Harry Potter fans cry.
QBsutekh137
March 16 2009 11:11 PM EDT
...he STILL can't beat Conundrum!
<sorry, had to *grin* >
ScY
March 16 2009 11:14 PM EDT
...There is no more need for Viagra or Cialis!
Ryuzaki
March 16 2009 11:32 PM EDT
that even a level 2 druid can survive a lightning level 1,000,000.
QBOddBird
March 16 2009 11:36 PM EDT
...they had to rename the card game "Magic the Scattering."
QBRanger
March 16 2009 11:43 PM EDT
That I could walk through Hell in a gasoline suit and make it to the other side.
Lochnivar
March 16 2009 11:48 PM EDT
So much DM that Disneyland is now just 'The _ Kingdom'
that Sigfried and Roy no longer exist
sutekh has so much depeche mode that he gets invites to all the eighties parties?
Sutekh has so much DM that I had to ask for a Federal Bailout to beat him
...the Bailout fizzled, Criss Angel died 6 years ago, and the MagicJack isn't jack. What you see on TV is done with mirrors supplied by David Copperfield.
Sutekh has so much DM that your EO get dispelled as well.
Windwalker
March 17 2009 1:57 AM EDT
Sutekh has sooo much DM your Guardian Angel slaps you.
QBOddBird
March 17 2009 2:06 AM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM...
...it causes ShamWow to become non-absorbent!
Rawr
March 17 2009 2:23 AM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM he dispelled Michael Jackson's plastic surgery.
Soul Eater
March 17 2009 2:26 AM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM that it took a miracle to defeat him.
Sutekh has so much DM he fizzled all my MPR.
Wasp
March 17 2009 2:52 AM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles Bast's ability to spell
Phrede
March 17 2009 3:57 AM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM that when I attacked him my Hens were Dazed and ended up chatting to Col Sanders
BluBBen
March 17 2009 4:06 AM EDT
I put in 250k more in the contest!
Pot is now 500k =)
BluBBen
March 17 2009 4:06 AM EDT
Sutekh got so much DM that it dispels Freeds NW.
Sutekh has so much DM that it shrinks Dr. Manhattan's manhood.
Sutekh has so much DM that it drops the Earth out of orbit!
Sutekh has so much DM that David Copperfield had to take out a restraining order against him.
QBJohnnywas
March 17 2009 4:57 AM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM even Chuck Norris is crying out "Overpowered"!!!
Sutekh has so much DM he disenchants everyones BoNEs! ;)
(How could I not! :P)
Daz
March 17 2009 6:00 AM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM
He appears at number 6 on the list of highest DM's!
Wait..
QBsutekh137
March 17 2009 7:22 AM EDT
(Sutekh has so much DM because of the way DM stacks, Daz. Minions are 6th, 12th, 13th, and 21st! *smile*)
ScY
March 17 2009 2:55 PM EDT
Sut has so much DM that Jon buffed forging.
Guardian
March 17 2009 4:18 PM EDT
i dont have a sentence but i vote for NOVICE and NAYAB !
Guardian
March 17 2009 4:23 PM EDT
ok i work on sentence:
Sutek has so much dm that dispeled my brain, i go rolling on the floor feeling the pain, neither highlander can bet his skills , maybe only god him can kill.
TheHatchetman
March 18 2009 12:29 PM EDT
is this it? Will be deciding on a winner if there's no more when i get home from work. If there are more, I'll be ending it 12 hours after the last post! ^_^
Sutekh has so much DM... that every time he fights, god kills a kitten!
Sutekh has so much DM... that Jon wears gloves when he accesses CB!
Wasp
March 18 2009 12:44 PM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM, even Bill Gates wants to become a stake holder
AdminShade
March 18 2009 12:44 PM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM that even Shade is thinking of resetting his character :p
AdminShade
March 18 2009 12:47 PM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM that Jonathan is preparing a rescale!
chaosal
March 18 2009 12:47 PM EDT
in mother russia, magic dispels you.
Sutekh has so much DM that it disenchants children. They're so sad. :(
Guardian
March 18 2009 1:42 PM EDT
Sutek has so much DM that it changes the earth rotation
QBRanger
March 18 2009 2:16 PM EDT
All kidding aside, how much DM does he have?
Fatil1ty
March 18 2009 3:13 PM EDT
definite favourite is yanki's love the thought of GA slapping you
Sutekh has so much DM he dispelled Global Warming
Mesoshort
March 18 2009 4:54 PM EDT
"Sutekh has so much DM... that every time he fights, god kills a kitten!"
^ Has my vote!
Shikamaru
March 18 2009 8:37 PM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles my DM :P
Sutekh has so much DM that he delayed changemonth.
that he removed the airbrush work from every Playboy centerfold in the world.
QBOddBird
March 18 2009 8:59 PM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM...it's over 9000!!!
Sutekh has so much DM, all your EDs are belong to him.
Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"
Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"
Good one OB, this one gets my vote. I loved "Don't tase me bro" man.
"that he removed the airbrush work from every Playboy centerfold in the world."
that gets my vote
Daz
March 18 2009 10:21 PM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM... My water curdled.
Wait. Why is my water magical? If it were magical then it was good! Curse you, Sutekh!
Rawr
March 19 2009 1:05 AM EDT
Sut has so much DM he broke the last button on Ranger's user picture.
I watched the don't taze me bro video again after seeing that :P
Sutekh has so much DM that he killed Kazaam.
"Hubbell Man cast Dispel Magic on all enemy Minions (13,462,402)"
Alrighty, decided to pick 5 winners! :D
#5) "Sutekh has so much DM they had to rename the card game "Magic the Scattering."" - OB will receive 25k for this entry
#4) "Sutekh has so much DM that Disneyland is now just 'The _ Kingdom' " - Lochnivar will receive 50k for this entry
#3) "Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"" - OB will be receiving 75k for this entry (added to the 25k for #5, totaling 100k)
#2) "Sutekh has so much DM that he delayed changemonth. " - shadowshade will be receiving 100k for this entry.
And the winner...
The funniest sutekh sentence (in *my* opinion)...
Is...
Without any further ado...
Aside from the line stating that there would be no ado... And apparently this one too...
#1)"Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles Bast's ability to spell" -Wasp will be receiving 250k for this entry!
Congratulations to Wasp, shadowshade, OB, Lochnivar, and OB again! I'll be sending prizes out soon as this is posted. I hope you enjoyed this contest ^_^
BluBBen
March 20 2009 3:06 AM EDT
To the by far best DM joke!
BluBBen (Slot Machine) 83.223.7.244 Wasp (Heroes) $250000 3:05 AM EDT
j'bob
March 20 2009 10:48 AM EDT
Sutekh has so much DM...
that I didn't even see this thread through all the DM until just now and only now because I finally realized that I wasn't beating the DM and nor was the DM beating me... but...
there is no DM.
oh... just wanted to say hi.
TheHatchetman
March 20 2009 10:51 AM EDT
... he dispells frosting off of cakes! :o
QBsutekh137
March 20 2009 12:34 PM EDT
Thanks for the contest, Hatch. Fun stuff!
I have to go train more DM now! *smile*
Wasp
March 21 2009 12:48 PM EDT
Wow I won lol. Thanks guys :D
Lochnivar
March 21 2009 1:10 PM EDT
hehe... thanks for the 4th place!
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