Sutekh has so much DM... (in Contests)

100k to the person who comes up with (what is in my opinion) the funniest end to this sentence! Something like:

"just inspecting his char unlearns every ED on your account! :o"

actually...

1) For the sake of variety, I'll lessen the restrictions. Just make a funny sentence in this style about something CB-related.

2) For the sake of participation, I'll raise the prize to 250k!

And no CoC jokes!

That's what she said!

GL + JW to the rescue with CoC + BoNE jokes followed by winks.

Sutekh has so much DM, it even dispels your clothes!

...Gandalf couldn't actually cast spells; they always fizzled.

...Jon decided to remove all EDs, since they won't do anything anyways. This caused Sutekh to train his DM into AMF. Consequently, Jon got rid of all DD spells, since they're useless. And, in a few short weeks, Sutekh destroyed CB! *smile*

... his presence makes millions of Harry Potter fans cry.

...he STILL can't beat Conundrum!

<sorry, had to *grin* >

...There is no more need for Viagra or Cialis!

that even a level 2 druid can survive a lightning level 1,000,000.

...they had to rename the card game "Magic the Scattering."

That I could walk through Hell in a gasoline suit and make it to the other side.

So much DM that Disneyland is now just 'The _ Kingdom'

that Sigfried and Roy no longer exist

sutekh has so much depeche mode that he gets invites to all the eighties parties?

Sutekh has so much DM that I had to ask for a Federal Bailout to beat him

...the Bailout fizzled, Criss Angel died 6 years ago, and the MagicJack isn't jack. What you see on TV is done with mirrors supplied by David Copperfield.

Sutekh has so much DM that your EO get dispelled as well.

Sutekh has sooo much DM your Guardian Angel slaps you.

Sutekh has so much DM...

...it causes ShamWow to become non-absorbent!

Sutekh has so much DM he dispelled Michael Jackson's plastic surgery.

Sutekh has so much DM that it took a miracle to defeat him.

Sutekh has so much DM he fizzled all my MPR.

Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles Bast's ability to spell

Sutekh has so much DM that when I attacked him my Hens were Dazed and ended up chatting to Col Sanders

I put in 250k more in the contest!


Pot is now 500k =)

Sutekh got so much DM that it dispels Freeds NW.

Sutekh has so much DM that it shrinks Dr. Manhattan's manhood.

Sutekh has so much DM that it drops the Earth out of orbit!

Sutekh has so much DM that David Copperfield had to take out a restraining order against him.

Sutekh has so much DM even Chuck Norris is crying out "Overpowered"!!!

Sutekh has so much DM he disenchants everyones BoNEs! ;)

(How could I not! :P)

Sutekh has so much DM

He appears at number 6 on the list of highest DM's!

Wait..

(Sutekh has so much DM because of the way DM stacks, Daz. Minions are 6th, 12th, 13th, and 21st! *smile*)

Sut has so much DM that Jon buffed forging.

i dont have a sentence but i vote for NOVICE and NAYAB !

ok i work on sentence:

Sutek has so much dm that dispeled my brain, i go rolling on the floor feeling the pain, neither highlander can bet his skills , maybe only god him can kill.

is this it? Will be deciding on a winner if there's no more when i get home from work. If there are more, I'll be ending it 12 hours after the last post! ^_^

Sutekh has so much DM... that every time he fights, god kills a kitten!

Sutekh has so much DM... that Jon wears gloves when he accesses CB!

Sutekh has so much DM, even Bill Gates wants to become a stake holder

Sutekh has so much DM that even Shade is thinking of resetting his character :p

Sutekh has so much DM that Jonathan is preparing a rescale!

in mother russia, magic dispels you.

Sutekh has so much DM that it disenchants children. They're so sad. :(

Sutek has so much DM that it changes the earth rotation

that it killed Houdini

All kidding aside, how much DM does he have?

13m

definite favourite is yanki's love the thought of GA slapping you

Sutekh has so much DM he dispelled Global Warming

"Sutekh has so much DM... that every time he fights, god kills a kitten!"

^ Has my vote!

Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles my DM :P

Sutekh has so much DM that he delayed changemonth.

that he removed the airbrush work from every Playboy centerfold in the world.

Sutekh has so much DM...it's over 9000!!!

Sutekh has so much DM, all your EDs are belong to him.

Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"

Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"

Good one OB, this one gets my vote. I loved "Don't tase me bro" man.

"that he removed the airbrush work from every Playboy centerfold in the world."

that gets my vote

Sutekh has so much DM... My water curdled.

Wait. Why is my water magical? If it were magical then it was good! Curse you, Sutekh!

Sut has so much DM he broke the last button on Ranger's user picture.

I watched the don't taze me bro video again after seeing that :P

Sutekh has so much DM that he killed Kazaam.

"Hubbell Man cast Dispel Magic on all enemy Minions (13,462,402)"

Alrighty, decided to pick 5 winners! :D

#5) "Sutekh has so much DM they had to rename the card game "Magic the Scattering."" - OB will receive 25k for this entry

#4) "Sutekh has so much DM that Disneyland is now just 'The _ Kingdom' " - Lochnivar will receive 50k for this entry

#3) "Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"" - OB will be receiving 75k for this entry (added to the 25k for #5, totaling 100k)

#2) "Sutekh has so much DM that he delayed changemonth. " - shadowshade will be receiving 100k for this entry.


And the winner...


The funniest sutekh sentence (in *my* opinion)...


Is...


Without any further ado...


Aside from the line stating that there would be no ado... And apparently this one too...


#1)"Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles Bast's ability to spell" -Wasp will be receiving 250k for this entry!




Congratulations to Wasp, shadowshade, OB, Lochnivar, and OB again! I'll be sending prizes out soon as this is posted. I hope you enjoyed this contest ^_^

To the by far best DM joke!

BluBBen (Slot Machine) 83.223.7.244 Wasp (Heroes) $250000 3:05 AM EDT

gz!

Many thanks!

Sutekh has so much DM...

that I didn't even see this thread through all the DM until just now and only now because I finally realized that I wasn't beating the DM and nor was the DM beating me... but...

there is no DM.

oh... just wanted to say hi.

... he dispells frosting off of cakes! :o

Thanks for the contest, Hatch. Fun stuff!

I have to go train more DM now! *smile*

Wow I won lol. Thanks guys :D

hehe... thanks for the 4th place!