Sutekh has so much DM... (in Contests)


TheHatchetman March 16 2009 10:32 PM EDT


100k to the person who comes up with (what is in my opinion) the funniest end to this sentence! Something like:

"just inspecting his char unlearns every ED on your account! :o"

TheHatchetman March 16 2009 10:35 PM EDT

actually...

1) For the sake of variety, I'll lessen the restrictions. Just make a funny sentence in this style about something CB-related.

2) For the sake of participation, I'll raise the prize to 250k!

Mesoshort March 16 2009 10:37 PM EDT

And no CoC jokes!

TheHatchetman March 16 2009 10:38 PM EDT

That's what she said!

Flamey March 16 2009 10:45 PM EDT

GL + JW to the rescue with CoC + BoNE jokes followed by winks.

Tyriel [123456789] March 16 2009 10:56 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM, it even dispels your clothes!

...Gandalf couldn't actually cast spells; they always fizzled.

...Jon decided to remove all EDs, since they won't do anything anyways. This caused Sutekh to train his DM into AMF. Consequently, Jon got rid of all DD spells, since they're useless. And, in a few short weeks, Sutekh destroyed CB! *smile*

Xiaz on Hiatus March 16 2009 10:58 PM EDT

... his presence makes millions of Harry Potter fans cry.

QBsutekh137 March 16 2009 11:11 PM EDT

...he STILL can't beat Conundrum!

<sorry, had to *grin* >

ScY March 16 2009 11:14 PM EDT

...There is no more need for Viagra or Cialis!

Ryuzaki March 16 2009 11:32 PM EDT

that even a level 2 druid can survive a lightning level 1,000,000.

QBOddBird March 16 2009 11:36 PM EDT

...they had to rename the card game "Magic the Scattering."

QBRanger March 16 2009 11:43 PM EDT

That I could walk through Hell in a gasoline suit and make it to the other side.

Lochnivar March 16 2009 11:48 PM EDT

So much DM that Disneyland is now just 'The _ Kingdom'

Tal March 16 2009 11:49 PM EDT

that Sigfried and Roy no longer exist

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 16 2009 11:53 PM EDT

sutekh has so much depeche mode that he gets invites to all the eighties parties?

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] March 16 2009 11:57 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that I had to ask for a Federal Bailout to beat him

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] March 17 2009 12:29 AM EDT

...the Bailout fizzled, Criss Angel died 6 years ago, and the MagicJack isn't jack. What you see on TV is done with mirrors supplied by David Copperfield.

Wizard'sFirstRule March 17 2009 1:54 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that your EO get dispelled as well.

Windwalker March 17 2009 1:57 AM EDT

Sutekh has sooo much DM your Guardian Angel slaps you.

QBOddBird March 17 2009 2:06 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM...

...it causes ShamWow to become non-absorbent!

Rawr March 17 2009 2:23 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM he dispelled Michael Jackson's plastic surgery.

Soul Eater March 17 2009 2:26 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that it took a miracle to defeat him.

Little Anthony March 17 2009 2:47 AM EDT



Sutekh has so much DM he fizzled all my MPR.

Wasp [Demon Forging] March 17 2009 2:52 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles Bast's ability to spell

Phrede March 17 2009 3:57 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that when I attacked him my Hens were Dazed and ended up chatting to Col Sanders

BluBBen March 17 2009 4:06 AM EDT

I put in 250k more in the contest!


Pot is now 500k =)

BluBBen March 17 2009 4:06 AM EDT

Sutekh got so much DM that it dispels Freeds NW.

ResistanZ March 17 2009 4:24 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that it shrinks Dr. Manhattan's manhood.

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] March 17 2009 4:51 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that it drops the Earth out of orbit!

blackshadowshade March 17 2009 4:53 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that David Copperfield had to take out a restraining order against him.

QBJohnnywas March 17 2009 4:57 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM even Chuck Norris is crying out "Overpowered"!!!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] March 17 2009 5:43 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM he disenchants everyones BoNEs! ;)

(How could I not! :P)

Daz March 17 2009 6:00 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM

He appears at number 6 on the list of highest DM's!

Wait..

QBsutekh137 March 17 2009 7:22 AM EDT

(Sutekh has so much DM because of the way DM stacks, Daz. Minions are 6th, 12th, 13th, and 21st! *smile*)

ScY March 17 2009 2:55 PM EDT

Sut has so much DM that Jon buffed forging.

Guardian March 17 2009 4:18 PM EDT

i dont have a sentence but i vote for NOVICE and NAYAB !

Guardian March 17 2009 4:23 PM EDT

ok i work on sentence:

Sutek has so much dm that dispeled my brain, i go rolling on the floor feeling the pain, neither highlander can bet his skills , maybe only god him can kill.

TheHatchetman March 18 2009 12:29 PM EDT

is this it? Will be deciding on a winner if there's no more when i get home from work. If there are more, I'll be ending it 12 hours after the last post! ^_^

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- March 18 2009 12:38 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM... that every time he fights, god kills a kitten!

Sutekh has so much DM... that Jon wears gloves when he accesses CB!

Wasp [Demon Forging] March 18 2009 12:44 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM, even Bill Gates wants to become a stake holder

AdminShade March 18 2009 12:44 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that even Shade is thinking of resetting his character :p

AdminShade March 18 2009 12:47 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that Jonathan is preparing a rescale!

chaosal March 18 2009 12:47 PM EDT

in mother russia, magic dispels you.

three4thsforsaken March 18 2009 1:09 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that it disenchants children. They're so sad. :(

Guardian March 18 2009 1:42 PM EDT

Sutek has so much DM that it changes the earth rotation

Tal March 18 2009 1:48 PM EDT

that it killed Houdini

QBRanger March 18 2009 2:16 PM EDT

All kidding aside, how much DM does he have?

Little Anthony March 18 2009 2:23 PM EDT

13m

Fatil1ty March 18 2009 3:13 PM EDT

definite favourite is yanki's love the thought of GA slapping you

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] March 18 2009 4:36 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM he dispelled Global Warming

Mesoshort March 18 2009 4:54 PM EDT

"Sutekh has so much DM... that every time he fights, god kills a kitten!"

^ Has my vote!

Shikamaru March 18 2009 8:37 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles my DM :P

blackshadowshade March 18 2009 8:42 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that he delayed changemonth.

Thraklight Resonance March 18 2009 8:53 PM EDT

that he removed the airbrush work from every Playboy centerfold in the world.

QBOddBird March 18 2009 8:59 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM...it's over 9000!!!

Sutekh has so much DM, all your EDs are belong to him.

Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] March 18 2009 10:08 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"

Good one OB, this one gets my vote. I loved "Don't tase me bro" man.

Tal March 18 2009 10:15 PM EDT

"that he removed the airbrush work from every Playboy centerfold in the world."

that gets my vote

Daz March 18 2009 10:21 PM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM... My water curdled.

Wait. Why is my water magical? If it were magical then it was good! Curse you, Sutekh!

Rawr March 19 2009 1:05 AM EDT

Sut has so much DM he broke the last button on Ranger's user picture.

TheHatchetman March 19 2009 1:37 AM EDT

I watched the don't taze me bro video again after seeing that :P

three4thsforsaken March 19 2009 1:40 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM that he killed Kazaam.

TheHatchetman March 19 2009 2:03 AM EDT

"Hubbell Man cast Dispel Magic on all enemy Minions (13,462,402)"

TheHatchetman March 19 2009 9:31 PM EDT

Alrighty, decided to pick 5 winners! :D

#5) "Sutekh has so much DM they had to rename the card game "Magic the Scattering."" - OB will receive 25k for this entry

#4) "Sutekh has so much DM that Disneyland is now just 'The _ Kingdom' " - Lochnivar will receive 50k for this entry

#3) "Sutekh has so much DM, all his opponents' battle cries are changed to "Don't dispel me, bro!"" - OB will be receiving 75k for this entry (added to the 25k for #5, totaling 100k)

#2) "Sutekh has so much DM that he delayed changemonth. " - shadowshade will be receiving 100k for this entry.


And the winner...


The funniest sutekh sentence (in *my* opinion)...


Is...


Without any further ado...


Aside from the line stating that there would be no ado... And apparently this one too...


#1)"Sutekh has so much DM that he fizzles Bast's ability to spell" -Wasp will be receiving 250k for this entry!




Congratulations to Wasp, shadowshade, OB, Lochnivar, and OB again! I'll be sending prizes out soon as this is posted. I hope you enjoyed this contest ^_^

BluBBen March 20 2009 3:06 AM EDT

To the by far best DM joke!

BluBBen (Slot Machine) 83.223.7.244 Wasp (Heroes) $250000 3:05 AM EDT

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] March 20 2009 4:13 AM EDT

gz!

blackshadowshade March 20 2009 4:18 AM EDT

Many thanks!

j'bob March 20 2009 10:48 AM EDT

Sutekh has so much DM...

that I didn't even see this thread through all the DM until just now and only now because I finally realized that I wasn't beating the DM and nor was the DM beating me... but...

there is no DM.

oh... just wanted to say hi.

TheHatchetman March 20 2009 10:51 AM EDT

... he dispells frosting off of cakes! :o

QBsutekh137 March 20 2009 12:34 PM EDT

Thanks for the contest, Hatch. Fun stuff!

I have to go train more DM now! *smile*

Wasp [Demon Forging] March 21 2009 12:48 PM EDT

Wow I won lol. Thanks guys :D

Lochnivar March 21 2009 1:10 PM EDT

hehe... thanks for the 4th place!
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