One Word Story (in Contests)

I'm sure you all know how to play, just add a word.




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One

Singular

Tank

licked

the

blade

of

King

Arthur

his

majesty.

The

Ruler

then

annointed

guardian

gnome

for

eating

Muesli

rapidly

during

despite

being

obese

a

lot

of

pies

thrust

Rapidly

inconceivably

downward

and

into

.the

gullet

of

novice

but

everyone

who

blatantly

saw

..the

mischief

declared

war

on

dark

Bicycles

heading

towards

Hogwarts

,when

everything

suddenly

flopped

.into

the.

Abyss

. Then

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Story thus far:
One Singular Tank licked the blade of King Arthur his majesty. The ruler then annointed guardian gnome for eating Muesli rapidly during despite being obese a lot of pies thrust rapidly inconceivably downward and into the gullet of novice but everyone who blatantly saw the mischief declared war on dark bicycles heading towards Hogwarts, when everything suddenly flopped into Abyss. Then

(This needs to be cleaned up by someone, a few people messed it up.)

Gandalf

pooped

:)

his

Story thus far: (edited version to fix simultaneous entries)
One Singular Tank licked the blade of King Arthur his majesty. The ruler then anointed guardian gnome for eating Muesli rapidly, despite being obese. A lot of pies (were) thrust rapidly downward and into the gullet of novice, but everyone who blatantly saw the mischief declared war on dark bicycles heading towards Hogwarts, when everything suddenly flopped into Abyss. Then Gandalf pooped his...

Panties

after

church

. God

looked

at

him

(I still think that the version of the story isn't correct.)

and

said

smote

How does "smote" fit in?

It takes a while for my phone to load a post. Change my entry from Smote to Smite.

Ah, okay. Then, for sake of grammar, it should be: "Smite

drudge

because

Todd

This story has taken a wonderful turn.

had

an

ugly

toe

child

which

never

cried

hard

and..

fought

summoning

Beasts

of..

dichotomous

. Now

slovenly

brandishing

authors

could

beat

horse

flies

, while

voting

and ...

talking

to

Obama

.. and ..

tacos!

Slayer

decided

that

he

should

reset

Jonathan

because 

given

horses

were

infected

with

Strangles

diabetes

. Shut

down

,,the

system

because

too

many

negligent

Space

cows

roll

around

So far we have:


One Singular Tank licked the blade of King Arthur his majesty. The ruler then anointed guardian gnome for eating Muesli rapidly, despite being obese. A lot of pies (were) thrust rapidly downward and into the gullet of novice, but everyone who blatantly saw the mischief declared war on dark bicycles heading towards Hogwarts, when everything suddenly flopped into Abyss. Then Gandalf pooped his panties after church. God looked at him and said smite Drudge because Todd had an ugly toe child which never cried hard and fought summoning beasts of dichotomous. Now slovenly brandishing authors could beat horse flies, while voting and talking to Obama and Tacos! Slayer decided that he should reset Jonathan because given horses were infected with stranglers diabetes. Shut down, the system because too many negligent Space cows roll around ......

, making

moonpies

filled

with

antimatter

tangerines!

Then,

ending

apocalyptic

prophecies

foreshadowed

upon

grim

reapers

indubitably.

Meanwhile

, deep

tales

inside

gibberish

mountain

allow

fat

small

halloween

pranksters

holding

pitchforks

ladened

with

rotting

rodents

corpses

dripping

copious

So far we have:

One Singular Tank licked the blade of King Arthur his majesty. The ruler then anointed guardian gnome for eating Muesli rapidly, despite being obese.

A lot of pies (were) thrust rapidly downward and into the gullet of novice, but everyone who blatantly saw the mischief declared war on dark bicycles heading towards Hogwarts, when everything suddenly flopped into Abyss.

Then Gandalf pooped his panties after church. God looked at him and said smite Drudge because Todd had an ugly toe child which never cried hard and fought summoning beasts of dichotomous. Now slovenly brandishing authors could beat horse flies, while voting and talking to Obama and Tacos!

Slayer decided that he should reset Jonathan because given horses were infected with stranglers diabetes. Shut down, the system because too many negligent Space cows roll around making moonpies filled with antimatter tangerines!

Then, ending apocalyptic prophecies foreshadowed upon grim reapers indubitably. Meanwhile, deep tales inside gibberish mountain allow fat small Halloween pranksters holding pitchforks ladened with rotting rodents corpses dripping copious....

amounts

treacle

surprise

garments

upon

(I had to get the narrative moving forward, come on!)

Sutekh!

Nevertheless,

mother

Theresa

prayed

that

politics

despise

sugar

heretics

because  

(I've tried to make it a better flowing story...)

One Singular Tank licked the blade of King Arthur, his majesty.The ruler then anointed guardian gnome for eating Muesli rapidly despite being obese. A lot of pies (were) thrust rapidly downward and into the gullet of novice.

But everyone who blatantly saw the mischief, declared war on dark bicycles heading towards Hogwarts when everything suddenly flopped into Abyss. Then Gandalf pooped his panties after church. God looked at him and said "smite Drudge" because Todd had an ugly toe child which(who) never cried hard and fought summoning beasts of dichotomous.
Now slovenly brandishing authors could beat horse flies, while voting and talking to Obama and Tacos!

Slayer decided that he should reset Jonathan because given horses were infected with stranglers diabetes.
Shut down the system because too many negligent Space cows roll around making moonpies filled with antimatter tangerines! Then, ending apocalyptic prophecies foreshadowed upon grim reapers indubitably.

Meanwhile, deep tales inside gibberish mountain allow fat small Halloween pranksters holding pitchforks ladened with rotting rodents corpses dripping copious amounts treacle surprise garments upon Sutekh. Nevertheless Mother Theresa prayed that politics despise sugar heretics because ...

all

Shade

needs

is

one

placebo

preferably

to

banish

Ranger.

Then,

Indubitably,

mankind

will

perish

tomorrow

morning.

Pizza

cannot

end.

You

but

lack

skill

necessary

to

complete

difficult

verbalizations.

Bitter

sweet

symphony

brutalized

me

across

horizons

visited

(I've tried to make it a better flowing story...)

One Singular Tank licked the blade of King Arthur, his majesty.The ruler then anointed guardian gnome for eating Muesli rapidly despite being obese. A lot of pies (were) thrust rapidly downward and into the gullet of novice.

But everyone who blatantly saw the mischief, declared war on dark bicycles heading towards Hogwarts when everything suddenly flopped into(the) Abyss. Then Gandalf pooped his panties after church. God looked at him and said "smite Drudge" because Todd had an ugly toe child which(had) never cried hard and fought summoning beasts of dichotomous.

Now slovenly brandishing authors could beat horse flies, while voting and talking to Obama and Tacos!

Slayer decided that he should reset Jonathan because given horses were infected with stranglers diabetes.
Shut down the system because too many negligent Space cows roll around making moonpies filled with antimatter tangerines! Then, ending apocalyptic prophecies foreshadowed upon grim reapers indubitably.

Meanwhile, deep tales inside gibberish mountain allow fat small Halloween pranksters holding pitchforks ladened with rotting rodents corpses dripping copious amounts treacle surprise garments upon Sutekh. Nevertheless Mother Theresa prayed that politics(would) despise sugar heretics because all Shade needs is one placebo preferably to banish Ranger.

Then indubitably, mankind will perish tomorrow morning. Pizza cannot end. You but lack skill necessary to complete difficult verbalizations. Bitter sweet symphony brutalized me across horizons visited...........

when

, indubitably,

I

went

to

western

Kazakhstan

so

I

dumped

hundreds

of

crayons

into

the...

Tardis

, indubitably.

Soon

thereafter

all

of

the

dagger

LaffyTaffy

tribe

melted

, Oh

Sticky-ness!

Hooray

for

Dexter

ensuring

life

ends

in

Sacramento

behind

mutating

tomatoes

ridden

roughshod.

Just

then,

(hope you don't mind I am trying to help the next sentence begin)
and I didn't mean that type of 'ridden'- but riding tomatoes roughshod is funny. LOL)

Americans

end

obesity

tomorrow 

by

ending 

Zenai's

raging

banquet

of

gibberish.

Finally,

Jon

ended 

our

story

finalising

with

a

speech

about

Bagels

covered

in

Ice

and

how

banning

frozen

everybody

change banning to 'members'
thanks

(when are we getting a freakin edit button like a real forum?)

wow I meant 'everybody' to 'members'

...

is

One Singular Tank licked the blade of King Arthur, his majesty.The ruler then anointed guardian gnome for eating Muesli rapidly despite being obese. A lot of pies (were) thrust rapidly downward and into the gullet of novice.

But everyone who blatantly saw the mischief, declared war on dark bicycles heading towards Hogwarts when everything suddenly flopped into(the) Abyss. Then Gandalf pooped his panties after church. God looked at him and said "smite Drudge" because Todd had an ugly toe child which(had) never cried hard and fought summoning beasts of dichotomous.

Now slovenly brandishing authors could beat horse flies, while voting and talking to Obama and Tacos!

Slayer decided that he should reset Jonathan because given horses were infected with stranglers diabetes.
Shut down the system because too many negligent Space cows roll around making moonpies filled with antimatter tangerines! Then, ending apocalyptic prophecies foreshadowed upon grim reapers indubitably.

Meanwhile, deep tales inside gibberish mountain allow fat small Halloween pranksters holding pitchforks ladened with rotting rodents corpses dripping copious amounts treacle surprise garments upon Sutekh. Nevertheless Mother Theresa prayed that politics(would) despise sugar heretics because all Shade needs is one placebo preferably to banish Ranger.

Then indubitably, mankind will perish tomorrow morning. Pizza cannot end. You but lack skill necessary to complete difficult verbalizations. Bitter sweet symphony brutalized me across horizons visited when, indubitably I went to western Kazakhstan so I dumped hundreds of crayons the Tardis, indubitably. Soon thereafter all of the dagger LaffyTaffy tribe melted, Oh Sticky-ness! Hooray for Dexter ensuring ends in Sacramento behind mutating tomatoes ridden roughshod. Just then, Americans end obesity tomorrow by ending Zenai's raging banquet of gibberish. Finally, Jon ended our story finalizing with a speech about bagels covered in ice and how banning frozen members is....

good.

One Singular Tank licked the blade of King Arthur, his majesty.The ruler then anointed guardian gnome for eating Muesli rapidly despite being obese. A lot of pies (were) thrust rapidly downward and into the gullet of novice.

But everyone who blatantly saw the mischief, declared war on dark bicycles heading towards Hogwarts when everything suddenly flopped into(the) Abyss. Then Gandalf pooped his panties after church. God looked at him and said "smite Drudge" because Todd had an ugly toe child which(had) never cried hard and fought summoning beasts of dichotomous.

Now slovenly brandishing authors could beat horse flies, while voting and talking to Obama and Tacos!

Slayer decided that he should reset Jonathan because given horses were infected with stranglers diabetes.
Shut down the system because too many negligent Space cows roll around making moonpies filled with antimatter tangerines! Then, ending apocalyptic prophecies foreshadowed upon grim reapers indubitably.

Meanwhile, deep tales inside gibberish mountain allow fat small Halloween pranksters holding pitchforks ladened with rotting rodents corpses dripping copious amounts treacle surprise garments upon Sutekh. Nevertheless Mother Theresa prayed that politics(would) despise sugar heretics because all Shade needs is one placebo preferably to banish Ranger.

Then indubitably, mankind will perish tomorrow morning. Pizza cannot end. You but lack skill necessary to complete difficult verbalizations. Bitter sweet symphony brutalized me across horizons visited when, indubitably I went to western Kazakhstan so I dumped hundreds of crayons the Tardis, indubitably. Soon thereafter all of the dagger LaffyTaffy tribe melted, Oh Sticky-ness! Hooray for Dexter ensuring ends in Sacramento behind mutating tomatoes ridden roughshod. Just then, Americans end obesity tomorrow by ending Zenai's raging banquet of gibberish. Finally, Jon ended our story finalizing with a speech about bagels covered in ice and how banning frozen members is good.