Contest: Make Jiggy Cry! (in Contests)

QBOddBird May 21 2009 12:37 PM EDT

So, Nightstrike has given our friend Mr. Kano not only the power of speech, but multiple battle cries. He introduced this the other day, and 3/4 suggested a contest for CB players to come up with more battle cries for him - NS okay'd it, but I never saw a contest!



You may post as many battle cries as you like, and there is no entry fee! I'll compile the entries for Mr. N. Strike and have him look at them after a couple days, and let him tell me his top favorite ten (or we can put some up for a poll, or whatever he thinks would be best.)

And I'll give 50k each out to the top 10 battle cries. Yes, you can win multiple times. Yes, that means if you come up with all 10 of the best battle cries, you'd get 500k. Yes, I'm a fantastic bootydancer. And yes, unless he's changed his mind since I spoke to him yesterday, NS would update Jiggy's cries with your entries!

So go to it! Make Jiggy scream!!


1) Remember, CB has a PG policy.
2) You may not make more than 10,000 entries within a 24 hour period of time.
3) Keep in mind that battle cries always end in an exclamation mark.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] May 21 2009 12:43 PM EDT

Silence, I Kill You!

{Wookie}-Jir.Vr- May 21 2009 12:49 PM EDT

"Gettin' Jiggy Wit' it!"

IndependenZ May 21 2009 12:51 PM EDT

As Mr. Miyagi said:

Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 21 2009 12:52 PM EDT

"2) You may not make more than 10,000 entries within a 24 hour period of time."

IndependenZ May 21 2009 12:52 PM EDT

Or, as the spoon boy says, and Neo while he's in the helicopter trying to free Morpheus:

There is no spoon.

Lochnivar May 21 2009 12:53 PM EDT

plagiarism ftw!
"Tis merely a flesh wound!"


.... let me IMDB more of other people's thoughts and get back to ya

AdminNemesia [Demonic Serenity] May 21 2009 1:04 PM EDT


Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] May 21 2009 1:12 PM EDT

"You shouldn't have said my jeans make me look fat!"


AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] May 21 2009 1:13 PM EDT

"This is SPARTA!"

Mesoshort May 21 2009 1:17 PM EDT

I wonder if posting 9,999 names would be spam considering it's the rules of the contest ;D

Wasp May 21 2009 1:37 PM EDT

There can be only one!

Demigod May 21 2009 1:40 PM EDT

Tag! You're it!

j'bob May 21 2009 1:41 PM EDT

"The Jiggy is UP!"

j'bob May 21 2009 1:43 PM EDT

I'm the Jiggy-naut!

j'bob May 21 2009 1:44 PM EDT


QBOddBird May 21 2009 1:45 PM EDT

Also keep in mind that JKF gives his battle cry when he deals the finishing blow to his enemy, and right before it displays the enemy death message. :P

j'bob May 21 2009 1:48 PM EDT

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

j'bob May 21 2009 1:49 PM EDT

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!

Mesoshort May 21 2009 1:59 PM EDT

Foiled again!
What would you do for a Klondike Bar!
And stay down!

Demigod May 21 2009 2:00 PM EDT

Consider yourself nerfed!

j'bob May 21 2009 2:02 PM EDT

You got served!

j'bob May 21 2009 2:03 PM EDT

This is MY house!

QBOddBird May 21 2009 2:04 PM EDT

hahaha, "This is MY house!" brings to mind a scene of Stewie on the basketball court thumping his chest...

Thak May 21 2009 2:35 PM EDT

In tradition with who Jigoro Kano is i suggest..

Judo Chop!
Your kungfu is strong but mine is stronger! (insert laugh here)
Try again young grasshopper!
Your sensei has has failed you!

Lefty May 21 2009 2:58 PM EDT

Hmm.. Still going with

"The name's... Mortikai!

AdminNemesia [Demonic Serenity] May 21 2009 3:01 PM EDT

"Ten hit combo!"

j'bob May 21 2009 3:15 PM EDT


j'bob May 21 2009 3:18 PM EDT

I am pure AWESOMENESS! !

Colonel Custard [The Knighthood] May 21 2009 4:21 PM EDT

"I'm just doing some sweet Ban Zai moves. I'm a little better than everyone else here"

"You rakh disciprine!"

[Optional]: If the target experiences TSA resurrection, he shouts back "Nuh-uh, I don't rakh disciprine!"

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] May 21 2009 4:37 PM EDT

U Can't Touch This!

QBRanger May 21 2009 4:49 PM EDT

My Name Is Senior Jiggy. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.

With a Spanish accent of course.

Rawr May 21 2009 4:57 PM EDT

I'm a fantastic bootydancer!


Chuck Norris got nothin' on me!

Why yes, these fists are FURIOUS!

BHT May 21 2009 5:09 PM EDT

"Unarmed and Unharmed!"
"Fear me or Die!"
"You have messed with the wrong Familiar!"
"Take that you dirty peasant!"
"Never surrender!"
"All that and a bag of chips!"
"Stand down or get Knocked down!"
"Finish him!"
"I warned you!"
"My fist would love to meet your face!"
"Weapons are for the weak!"

BHT May 21 2009 5:14 PM EDT

"Keep Training!"
"It's a shame you couldn't do better!"
"I wish this wasn't so easy!"
"Another one, down for the count!"
"Someday you will learn, until then your done for!"
"Perhaps you could try again tomorrow!"

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] May 21 2009 5:15 PM EDT

she turned me into a newt!

Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!

Unappreciated Misnomer May 21 2009 5:16 PM EDT

I am the Alpha and the Omega!
Submit to my will!
Victory is mine!
Die with Honor!
War doesnt determine who is right, only who is left!

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] May 21 2009 5:16 PM EDT


three4thsforsaken May 21 2009 5:21 PM EDT

Almost got me!

Here let me scratch that for you!

There is something in your eye!

QBOddBird May 21 2009 5:23 PM EDT

I love

"You rakh disciprine!"

I say it out loud every time

Almaisky May 21 2009 5:24 PM EDT

Jigorokano PAWNCH!!!

QBOddBird May 21 2009 5:27 PM EDT


j'bob May 21 2009 6:02 PM EDT

Talk to the fist! Never mind, you're dead.
Pulverization Complete.
If do right, no can defend!
If he dies, he dies!


j'bob May 21 2009 6:03 PM EDT

Jiggy Jiggy Jiggy, Hey Buck!

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] May 21 2009 6:19 PM EDT

You have to rival Bruce Lee to fight me!

Chuck Norris has got nothing on me!

I pwned Jet Li yesterday, you today!

Jackie Chan is the man until I walk in the Room!

Let me know when your ready to start!

I tire of this lesson, down you go!

This is how you take an opponent down Class!

j'bob May 21 2009 6:27 PM EDT

Here endith the lesson!

j'bob May 21 2009 6:28 PM EDT

You're so weak it makes me sad :(

three4thsforsaken May 21 2009 6:41 PM EDT

"Stop whining!"

{cb2}ShadeSlayer May 21 2009 7:21 PM EDT

"Ye shall Bow Before Me Thou Lesser Mortals!"

Untouchable May 21 2009 7:30 PM EDT

"you suck"

three4thsforsaken May 21 2009 7:31 PM EDT

Jiggy pounds Koy for 500,000 damage

Jiggy cries, "BEAR HUG!"


bensonp May 22 2009 5:57 PM EDT

"Don't hurt me i'm unarmed"!

CombatSquirrel May 22 2009 6:13 PM EDT

The fat lady has screamed!

Angel of Death [Hell Blenders] May 22 2009 6:34 PM EDT

your soul is now from AoD!!

j'bob May 22 2009 6:35 PM EDT

I am the Dread Pirate Roberts and I come for you SOUL!

j'bob May 22 2009 6:36 PM EDT

I knew you weren't ready for this jelly!

j'bob May 22 2009 6:43 PM EDT

Leeeroy Jennnkins! (for my homey drudge!)
Today is a good day to die. For you!
Never bring a weapon to a JIGGY FIGHT!
By the Power of Greyskull...You're dead!


TheHatchetman May 22 2009 7:25 PM EDT

I'd participate, but i find rule #2 to bee too restricting :P

{CB1}Sparticus [Screwed Justice] May 22 2009 7:39 PM EDT

"Will Smith has nothing on this Jiggy."

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 22 2009 7:40 PM EDT

Lightning Strike!
Death by bruising. LOL!
Scorpion Strike!
You're mine now!
Mission Complete!
You're brain dead!

{CB1}Sparticus [Screwed Justice] May 22 2009 7:40 PM EDT

oops. replace the ( . ) with a ( ! ). :)

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 22 2009 8:52 PM EDT

For the Horde!
Sunshine, lollipops and dead you everywhere!
Palm Strike!
Super Smash on you!

j'bob May 22 2009 8:55 PM EDT


j'bob May 22 2009 9:13 PM EDT

Your mother smelled of elderberries!

j'bob May 22 2009 9:15 PM EDT

In accordance with the Jigoro Kano rules of engagement the below listed weakling has been terminated. Thank you.

j'bob May 22 2009 9:16 PM EDT

Don't you EVER call OB mildly attractive again!

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] May 22 2009 9:35 PM EDT

Figures another Loser! *Spits on You*

*Steps on your Face* Where do you ingrates come from!

Go back to your Dojo and next time Listen to your Sensei!

*Sigh* Challenge me when you are truly READY!

Stop Wasting my Valuable time! *Storms Off*

*Shruggs* I told you that you would lose!

I said "Hit me if you can" not "Lay on the Ground"! *Facepalms*

Laziness is not an option now get UP! *kicks you in the....*

*Motions you forward* Again little one!

j'bob May 22 2009 9:48 PM EDT

Congratulations on your EPIC failure!

j'bob May 22 2009 11:20 PM EDT

Say my name punk, SAY IT!

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 23 2009 12:12 AM EDT

You are NOT prepared! Super Saian Smash! (sorry bout spelling) Wipeout!

Froy May 23 2009 12:58 AM EDT


Wasp May 23 2009 1:11 AM EDT

They Misunderestimated Me!

bensonp May 23 2009 6:05 AM EDT

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

winner winner May 23 2009 1:50 PM EDT


j'bob May 23 2009 6:38 PM EDT

Your long black car has arrived.
Salt peanuts Salt peanuts!
I'm sorry, your request can not be completed at this time. Please try again.
Jimmy, get the wood chipper!!!
I think what this situation needs is some imagination! :D

{WW]Nayab [Cult of the Valaraukar] May 23 2009 7:15 PM EDT

That'll teach ya!
Don't touch my girlfriend creep!
Cat Attack!
Hello Catatonic!

{cb2}ShadeSlayer May 25 2009 4:51 PM EDT

"Where's the bug spray? These Mosquito's are aggravating me!"

AdminTitan [The Sky Forge] May 25 2009 5:01 PM EDT

"Pray for mercy from... PUSS! boots!"

Wasp May 25 2009 5:03 PM EDT

Squeal like a little piggy!

j'bob May 25 2009 6:34 PM EDT

What?? Where's the creame filling??!!! ARRGHH!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] May 28 2009 7:00 PM EDT

"C-C-C-Combo Breaker!"
"Never Teach the Wu-Tang, it's a Secret!"
"You want me to kick it, like this!"
"My father was the Shoguns Decapitator!"
"Do not despise the snake for having no horns!"
"I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style!"

Zenai [Ministry of Pain] May 28 2009 7:51 PM EDT

News Flash: You have been Man Handled!

Broadcast Interruption: Lay down or get Knocked Down!

Breaking News: You just got Whooped!

Public Service Announcement: Quit trying 6yr old Girls fight better than you!

News Cast: In other news a Jiggy whooped a competitor so badly they had to be hospitalized!

Rawr May 28 2009 7:57 PM EDT

Can you hear me now? No? GOOD!

j'bob May 28 2009 8:39 PM EDT

Don't EVER try and take my cake again!
Seriously, don't even look at my cake!
This cake is NOT for you!
Next time I'll kill you worse if you don't come up with my cake!!!
Dead you = CAKE TIME!
CAKE. It's not just for killing anymore!
Happy Death Day to You!

Unappreciated Misnomer May 28 2009 8:45 PM EDT

i know this is not a valid entry, but why dont we make it so we can edit our own familiars battlecry?

oh lemme enter a few more

You're soft!
The thought that you existed was a burden on my soul!

AdminNightStrike May 30 2009 2:26 AM EDT

Ok, here's the way this went down. I solicited from novice his top ten. Here they are in no particular order:

  1. MesoBroken - Carped!
  2. Duh 1 - You lack discipline!
  3. Nemerizt - Kowabunga!
  4. Zenai U'Lanya - I tire of this lesson!
  5. GentlemanLoser - Sho-Ryu-Ken!
  6. Rawr - Can you hear me now?!
  7. Serialkiler - Domination!
  8. Dream Not Of Today - Die with Honor!
  9. j'bob - This is my house!
  10. Thak - Your sensei has failed you!

Congratulations to you all for winning 50k each! Now, past that, my top five picks from the above are:

  1. MesoBroken - Carped!
  2. Duh 1 - You lack discipline!
  3. Zenai U'Lanya - I tire of this lesson!
  4. Dream Not Of Today - Die with Honor!
  5. Thak - Your sensei has failed you!

Congratulations to you elite five, as you will be forever* remembered in the cries of 'Kano!

Now, for the final pick, Some kind admin will throw up a poll form the above 5 for a final showdown to see who will win... something! I don't know what yet... sorry :)

*: This is a dynamic time period that may range between "never" and "always", with the probability being somewhere in the middle...

AdminShade June 2 2009 7:12 AM EDT

/me threw up a poll...

miteke [Superheros] June 2 2009 11:59 AM EDT

They put me in front for a reason
You went down like an enchantress
I'll be back

In reference to the jiggy being the oldest familiar...
I may be old, but I still got the stuff

and my personal favorite...
THAT'S for calling me a wall

miteke [Superheros] June 2 2009 11:59 AM EDT

Oops. I guess I was too late.

QBOddBird June 2 2009 12:03 PM EDT

crud, and those first 2 were pretty good :P

AdminNightStrike June 2 2009 3:58 PM EDT

Actually, a lot of miteke's were pretty good :)

j'bob June 2 2009 6:09 PM EDT

/"me threw up a poll..."

gosh shade, how'd ya get a pole down in the first place??

QBOddBird June 19 2009 1:23 AM EDT

QBOddBird (Rogue) Thak (thak20) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:18 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) j'bob (The Crow) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:17 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) Vessel For The Soul (DevelopmentlyDisabled) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:17 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) Serialkiler (Okay V1.1) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:17 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) Rawr (Konoha's Finest) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) QBGentlemanLoser (Gloves of Mercy) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) {CB1}Zenai U'Lanya (FuerGrissa ost Drauka) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) Nemerizt (Mr. Jiggy) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) Duh 1 (Reuben) $150000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) MesoHawt (Stalker) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:15 AM EDT

Congratulations, winners, and congratulations to Duh for winning the poll. :)
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