Contest: Make Jiggy Cry! (in Contests)

So, Nightstrike has given our friend Mr. Kano not only the power of speech, but multiple battle cries. He introduced this the other day, and 3/4 suggested a contest for CB players to come up with more battle cries for him - NS okay'd it, but I never saw a contest!

so.

THERE MUST BE A CONTEST.


You may post as many battle cries as you like, and there is no entry fee! I'll compile the entries for Mr. N. Strike and have him look at them after a couple days, and let him tell me his top favorite ten (or we can put some up for a poll, or whatever he thinks would be best.)

And I'll give 50k each out to the top 10 battle cries. Yes, you can win multiple times. Yes, that means if you come up with all 10 of the best battle cries, you'd get 500k. Yes, I'm a fantastic bootydancer. And yes, unless he's changed his mind since I spoke to him yesterday, NS would update Jiggy's cries with your entries!

So go to it! Make Jiggy scream!!

RULES:

1) Remember, CB has a PG policy.
2) You may not make more than 10,000 entries within a 24 hour period of time.
3) Keep in mind that battle cries always end in an exclamation mark.

Silence, I Kill You!

"Gettin' Jiggy Wit' it!"

As Mr. Miyagi said:

Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.

"2) You may not make more than 10,000 entries within a 24 hour period of time."
Wow.

Or, as the spoon boy says, and Neo while he's in the helicopter trying to free Morpheus:

There is no spoon.

plagiarism ftw!
"Tis merely a flesh wound!"

"Adriannnnn!"

.... let me IMDB more of other people's thoughts and get back to ya

"Kowabunga!"

"You shouldn't have said my jeans make me look fat!"

hehehe

"This is SPARTA!"

I wonder if posting 9,999 names would be spam considering it's the rules of the contest ;D

There can be only one!

Tag! You're it!

"The Jiggy is UP!"

I'm the Jiggy-naut!

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

Also keep in mind that JKF gives his battle cry when he deals the finishing blow to his enemy, and right before it displays the enemy death message. :P

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!

Foiled again!
What would you do for a Klondike Bar!
Carped!
And stay down!
Pwnd!

Consider yourself nerfed!

You got served!

This is MY house!

hahaha, "This is MY house!" brings to mind a scene of Stewie on the basketball court thumping his chest...

In tradition with who Jigoro Kano is i suggest..

Judo Chop!
Your kungfu is strong but mine is stronger! (insert laugh here)
Try again young grasshopper!
Your sensei has has failed you!

Hmm.. Still going with

"The name's... Mortikai!

"Ten hit combo!"

Skadoosh!

I am pure AWESOMENESS! !

"I'm just doing some sweet Ban Zai moves. I'm a little better than everyone else here"

"You rakh disciprine!"

[Optional]: If the target experiences TSA resurrection, he shouts back "Nuh-uh, I don't rakh disciprine!"

U Can't Touch This!

My Name Is Senior Jiggy. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.

With a Spanish accent of course.

I'm a fantastic bootydancer!

Rawrrrr!

Chuck Norris got nothin' on me!

Why yes, these fists are FURIOUS!

"Unarmed and Unharmed!"
"Fear me or Die!"
"You have messed with the wrong Familiar!"
"Take that you dirty peasant!"
"Never surrender!"
"All that and a bag of chips!"
"Stand down or get Knocked down!"
"Fatality!"
"Finish him!"
"I warned you!"
"My fist would love to meet your face!"
"Weapons are for the weak!"

"Keep Training!"
"It's a shame you couldn't do better!"
"I wish this wasn't so easy!"
"Another one, down for the count!"
"Someday you will learn, until then your done for!"
"Perhaps you could try again tomorrow!"

she turned me into a newt!

Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!

I am the Alpha and the Omega!
Submit to my will!
Victory is mine!
Die with Honor!
War doesnt determine who is right, only who is left!

Ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh!

Almost got me!

Here let me scratch that for you!

There is something in your eye!

I love

"You rakh disciprine!"

I say it out loud every time

Jigorokano PAWNCH!!!

LOL!!

Talk to the fist! Never mind, you're dead.
Pulverization Complete.
If do right, no can defend!
If he dies, he dies!

Wazahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Jiggy Jiggy Jiggy, Hey Buck!

You have to rival Bruce Lee to fight me!

Chuck Norris has got nothing on me!

I pwned Jet Li yesterday, you today!

Jackie Chan is the man until I walk in the Room!

Let me know when your ready to start!

I tire of this lesson, down you go!

This is how you take an opponent down Class!

Here endith the lesson!

You're so weak it makes me sad :(

"Stop whining!"

"Ye shall Bow Before Me Thou Lesser Mortals!"

"you suck"

Jiggy pounds Koy for 500,000 damage

Jiggy cries, "BEAR HUG!"

RIP Koy

"Don't hurt me i'm unarmed"!

The fat lady has screamed!

your soul is now from AoD!!

I am the Dread Pirate Roberts and I come for you SOUL!

I knew you weren't ready for this jelly!

Leeeroy Jennnkins! (for my homey drudge!)
Today is a good day to die. For you!
Never bring a weapon to a JIGGY FIGHT!
By the Power of Greyskull...You're dead!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I'd participate, but i find rule #2 to bee too restricting :P

"Will Smith has nothing on this Jiggy."

Lightning Strike!
Death by bruising. LOL!
DIE EVILDOER!
Familicide!
Scorpion Strike!
You're mine now!
KAMEHAMEHA!
Mission Complete!
You're brain dead!
BOO!

oops. replace the ( . ) with a ( ! ). :)

For the Horde!
Sunshine, lollipops and dead you everywhere!
Palm Strike!
Super Smash on you!

LANDSHARK!

Your mother smelled of elderberries!

In accordance with the Jigoro Kano rules of engagement the below listed weakling has been terminated. Thank you.

Don't you EVER call OB mildly attractive again!

Figures another Loser! *Spits on You*

*Steps on your Face* Where do you ingrates come from!

Go back to your Dojo and next time Listen to your Sensei!

*Sigh* Challenge me when you are truly READY!

Stop Wasting my Valuable time! *Storms Off*

*Shruggs* I told you that you would lose!

I said "Hit me if you can" not "Lay on the Ground"! *Facepalms*

Laziness is not an option now get UP! *kicks you in the....*

*Motions you forward* Again little one!

Congratulations on your EPIC failure!

Say my name punk, SAY IT!

You are NOT prepared! Super Saian Smash! (sorry bout spelling) Wipeout!

Fail!

They Misunderestimated Me!

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Domination!!!!!!!!!

Your long black car has arrived.
Salt peanuts Salt peanuts!
I'm sorry, your request can not be completed at this time. Please try again.
Jimmy, get the wood chipper!!!
I think what this situation needs is some imagination! :D

That'll teach ya!
Don't touch my girlfriend creep!
Cat Attack!
Hello Catatonic!

"Where's the bug spray? These Mosquito's are aggravating me!"

"Pray for mercy from... PUSS!....in boots!"

Squeal like a little piggy!

What?? Where's the creame filling??!!! ARRGHH!

"C-C-C-Combo Breaker!"
"Never Teach the Wu-Tang, it's a Secret!"
"You want me to kick it, like this!"
"My father was the Shoguns Decapitator!"
"Do not despise the snake for having no horns!"
"I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style!"
"Sho-Ryu-Ken!"

News Flash: You have been Man Handled!

Broadcast Interruption: Lay down or get Knocked Down!

Breaking News: You just got Whooped!

Public Service Announcement: Quit trying 6yr old Girls fight better than you!

News Cast: In other news a Jiggy whooped a competitor so badly they had to be hospitalized!

Can you hear me now? No? GOOD!

Don't EVER try and take my cake again!
Seriously, don't even look at my cake!
This cake is NOT for you!
Next time I'll kill you worse if you don't come up with my cake!!!
Dead you = CAKE TIME!
CAKE. It's not just for killing anymore!
Happy Death Day to You!

i know this is not a valid entry, but why dont we make it so we can edit our own familiars battlecry?

oh lemme enter a few more

You're soft!
The thought that you existed was a burden on my soul!

Ok, here's the way this went down. I solicited from novice his top ten. Here they are in no particular order:

1. MesoBroken - Carped!
2. Duh 1 - You lack discipline!
3. Nemerizt - Kowabunga!
4. Zenai U'Lanya - I tire of this lesson!
5. GentlemanLoser - Sho-Ryu-Ken!
6. Rawr - Can you hear me now?!
7. Serialkiler - Domination!
8. Dream Not Of Today - Die with Honor!
9. j'bob - This is my house!
10. Thak - Your sensei has failed you!

Congratulations to you all for winning 50k each! Now, past that, my top five picks from the above are:

1. MesoBroken - Carped!
2. Duh 1 - You lack discipline!
3. Zenai U'Lanya - I tire of this lesson!
4. Dream Not Of Today - Die with Honor!
5. Thak - Your sensei has failed you!

Congratulations to you elite five, as you will be forever* remembered in the cries of 'Kano!

Now, for the final pick, Some kind admin will throw up a poll form the above 5 for a final showdown to see who will win... something! I don't know what yet... sorry :)

^{*: This is a dynamic time period that may range between "never" and "always", with the probability being somewhere in the middle...}

/me threw up a poll...

They put me in front for a reason
You went down like an enchantress
I'll be back

In reference to the jiggy being the oldest familiar...
I may be old, but I still got the stuff

and my personal favorite...
THAT'S for calling me a wall

Oops. I guess I was too late.

crud, and those first 2 were pretty good :P

Actually, a lot of miteke's were pretty good :)

/"me threw up a poll..."

gosh shade, how'd ya get a pole down in the first place??

QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 Thak (thak20) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:18 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 j'bob (The Crow) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:17 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 Vessel For The Soul (DevelopmentlyDisabled) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:17 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 Serialkiler (Okay V1.1) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:17 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 Rawr (Konoha's Finest) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 QBGentlemanLoser (Gloves of Mercy) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 {CB1}Zenai U'Lanya (FuerGrissa ost Drauka) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 Nemerizt (Mr. Jiggy) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 Duh 1 (Reuben) $150000 -- makejiggycry 1:16 AM EDT
QBOddBird (Rogue) 4.252.11.163 MesoHawt (Stalker) $50000 -- makejiggycry 1:15 AM EDT

Congratulations, winners, and congratulations to Duh for winning the poll. :)